I don't own anything, anything that is copyrighted not to me that is in here that belongs to the lucky people who do.

This is Sakura writing-

Since Karin-chan is too far away from me to share Notebook.

She's like across the room! I miss her already, -sadface-

We're in English right now, and we're having quiet time.

What, are we in kindergarten or something???????

Where for about a half an hour or so, we stay quiet and read a book. Or write in my case.

-Sigh-

And yes, I did just write –sigh-

At least Kakashi-sensei is letting us have quiet time. It'd probably last all period, though.

And since Karin-chan is across the room, I'm free to write whatever the hell I want.

YAY!

Since Karin-chan won't care if I say it, the anti-lollipop glasses-wearing sucker, I'm going to say it and deal with the consequences later.

She…doesn't…like…Candy.

In fact, she hates it!

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT??????

KARIN HATES CANDY!

She hates sugar in general, though.

Lots and lots of exceptions, though. Like Coke and chocolate and Frosted Flakes and-

…Fuck, where's my iPod?

Oh, here it is!

My iPod is the new iTouch –smileyface- so awesome!

Its name is Jeremy the Twelfth.

Anyways!

Ugh, this is getting boring. I have nothing to do. I miss Karin.

Sakura.

Stop tapping that ugly pen on your desk. That rubber ducky on it is squeaking/quacking really loud.

It's annoying.

-Sasuke

MY PEN IS SO NOT UGLY!

It writes out in hot-magenta-pink!

I bet your pens can't do that!

And be decorated with a bright yellow rubber ducky so it can't even fit in your pencil case, it only just fits in your binder!

Shut up, Henry doesn't squeak! He quacks.

Learn the difference, Sasuke.

LEARN IT.

-Sakura

…You named that Thing?

-Sasuke

Of course! Who doesn't?

-Sakura

This is Sakura writing again-

Sasuke's being an ass.

HE THINKS HENRY IS UGLY!

-cries and dies inside-

Hey, that rhymes!

Ahem.

Anyways-

He doesn't like Henry! –sniff-

I wonder why I love him anyways, then, since he hates Henry!

Pooh.

My earrings are awesome. They're like these plastic red roses, and are the size of my thumb. SOOOO AWESOME!

…For some funny reason, Karin-chan's earrings are like mini shiny silver guns. They're so cute!

Sakura,

Stop sniffing like you're crying in class. It's annoying.

-Sasuke

YOU HEARTLESS FROG!

I'm not crying!

I just hit my eye with Henry! Sheesh!

And you better stop writing to me; do you know that…your girlfriend Ino gets all jealous?

-Sakura

…I'm not going to ask.

She is not my girlfriend.

-Sasuke

You just asked! And I'm not answering! Haha! –cue diabolical evil laughter-

Stop denying it! Ino is your girlfriend! She's like around you all the time, kissing and eating off of you! What kind of heartless boy are you? Denying your girlfriend!

-Sakura

This is Sakura writing again-

There is only like, five minutes left to class.

That hurt, writing to Sasuke that Ino's his girlfriend…-sigh-

I love him, but there's nothing to do about it. –Sigh- Notebook's going back to Karin in three minutes, looks like she's gonna need it, cause she's like steaming like a kettle going to blow up.

I wonder wh- never mind, I see why.

I better give Notebook to her, otherwise she gets all grumpy like a ruffled rooster when you pelt rocks at it.

I promise, the next time I write it will be all neat and tidy and stuff like Karin's.

This entry in the Notebook (VI) was written by: Sakura –superdupersmileyfaceofDOOM!-

This is Karin writing-

Mood: Extremely pissed off
Listening to: Ur So Gay by Katy Perry
Is Heading towards: Math with Sakura behind me, who is licking a disgusting lollipop and listening to her Lady Gaga stuff

Ino is a bitch, Ino is a bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!

And Suigetsu can kiss my ass. HE BETTER STOP STARING AT ME.

Here I was, innocently reading my book, and Ino whispers 'Four-eyed Bitch'.

ONLY SAKURA IS ALLOWED TO CALL ME THAT IN EXTREME ANGER AT ME!

Stupid Yamanaka.

And then that ugly plastic Barbie goes back looking into her teeny compact mirror instead of reading.

Why, why doesn't Kakashi throw her out of class? Why? WHY????

I am going to have to get rid of that shitty porn he reads.

Anyways, me and Saku are making our agonizingly slow way to Math, which luckily doesn't have Ino in it.

… Oh no, that blonde do not just shove past me.

Hold on a second, please, while I toss the Notebook to Sakura and prepare to trip Miss Prissy who is giving me that snooty look.

…

…

Hi, it's Saku-pretty-face!

… And Kari-chan has just violently tripped Miss Prissy!

Like, it was amazing. Karin just, like stuck her four-inch sturdy black-booted foot in front of the fragile plastic heels of Ino's shoes and like, shifted back, and like, Ino fell face-forward. Books and ugly blonde hair everywhere. IT WAS EPICC!!!

And we are so not going to get in trouble for this!!!

I am going to buy Karin a pair of super-strong hooker Lucite heels just for that.

I LOVE YOU, KARIN!

…

…

Karin writing-

THAT. WAS. AWESOME.

Ino fell wonderfully. Like, splat!

…Why, Sakura, why are you going to buy me hooker heels?

Anyways! Before I was interrupted by my urges to trip Miss Prissy, we were –ahem- going to Math.

But, we have to stop at our stinky lockers. At least, Sakura's locker stinks like hell and shit mixed together. She covets my locker, since it smells okay. Like metal. And paint. I do wonder what meds does Sakura snort- I mean, take.

…But I wish Sakura would stop raping the locker-sized poster I drew of the two cute twin boys from Madina Lake.

But they can't beat Suigetsu. –le sigh-

Which reminds me, he's in our Math Class, Sakura.

Too bad, I have to sit in front, since the stupid teacher thinks I'm blind as a bat.

WHICH I'M NOT, CONTRARY TO YOUR IDIOT THEORY. I like these glasses, and I only have a slight eye problem! Very slight! Your mother even said so!

I don't get to stare at Suigetsu without looking like an idiot trying to steal other people's answers.

Ugh, I am so tired. I can't wait to get home. I'm passing this to Sakura now.

I love you too, Sakura. Now turn down the volume darling, no one can concentrate around you when there's something about riding a disco stick screaming from your plastic-rose-adorned ears.

Kaaaaarrrriiiiiiinnnnn!

What do you want now, Sakura?

Answer to number 96!

Four gazillion.

Got it! Thank you!

…..Kami, give me strength. I lied about the answer. It's 43 and a half.

…Why didn't you tell me the right answer in the first place, Karin-chan? You make me cry… -sniff-

Because you're a pink-haired idiot who likes to over abuse hyphens and will believe anything I say.

You're mean~!

Not as mean as I will be if you get me a detention.

Okay…Shutting up now.

This is Sakura writing-

…Damn, I forgot what I was going to write.

Statement of the day: 'FOR THE FUCK OF CANDLES, MARIO, SAVE GODDAMN PRINCESS PEACH ALREADY!!!!'

And deliver us from scary scary rabid fangirls, amen.

-smileyface-

And sexy cupcakes are delicious.

XOXO S-A-K-U-R-A

~-A-B-U-S-E-O-F-H-Y-P-H-E-N-S-~

This is Karin writing-

School's out.

Pay up, we're going to Starbucks. You're buying me the biggest, chocolaty thing there.

With very whipped cream.

Um, shit, Karin.

Suigetsu's in there, with Sasuke.

ORDERING, AND SITTING AT OUR TABLE.

OUR FUCKING TABLE. THE ONE BY THE WINDOW WITH THE PRETTY LIGHTS.

What do we do?

We can't kick them out, we'll never be able to go to a Starbucks so close to our school.

…

…Fudgicles, I swore to never, never scheme again.

Let's…ask nicely to remove themselves from our seats?

...

Ino's there.

-all new year's resolutions broken-

Take me away, I'm gonna hurt somebody, take me away right now…