A/N: I watched this youtube video with the prince of tennis characters as the ouran characters and I thought I want to write a Tenipuri host story! So thats why I'm doing this its all in the spirit of fun so expect OOCness. I'm going to put up a list of whose who:
Haruhi: Echizen Ryoma(he was originally going to be Hunny-senpai but I have a different person for him)
Tamaki: Atobe Keigo(can't you just see him as a perfect Tamaki just more arrogant!)
Hikaru: Fuji(evilness)
Kaoru: Eiji(Fuji and Eiji seem like the prankster type so yeah..but Eiji's not really evil so thats why he's Kaoru)
Kyoya: Oshitari(they have the same wickidness)
Hunny-senpai: Kintaro Toyama(he's a first year like Ryoma in Prince of tennis. And since Hunny-senpai has a rabbit stuffie he has a tiger stuffie because tigers remind me of the print on his shirt!)
Mori-senpai: Kenya Oshitari(Him and Toyama go to the same school and I needed them to have some sort of realtion)
The story will follow the Ouran time line the anime version though. On with the story:
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Echizen Ryoma was a new first year to Tenipuri high. The school was full of bratty rich kids and unlike them Ryoma had gotten in on her smarts. She was currently looking for a nice quite room too study in. She really couldn't take listening to these brat rich kids anymore! After wandering around the huge school for a while Ryoma came across a door that said 'Host club ' on it. Taking a chance she decided to open it.
Steping into the room she noticed it was quite big. It was painted purple and the floors were made of marble. There were many couches and tables, and a ming vase in the middle of the room. Ryoma briefly wondered what the room was for. Walking to the center of the room Ryoma carefully studied the vase. It was green and had a jewels all along the rim. Taking a few steps around it Ryoma wanted to know why something like this was even here. Taking a few more steps she accidentally tripped over a well placed banana.
"AH"!, Ryoma shouted flailing her arms. As she fell she closed her eyes and bumped right in to the expensive looking vase!
"Tono. Look someone smashed the vase hoi hoi!", shouted a new voice.
"Yes, indeed Eiji.", said another new voice.
"We were going to use that vase for the auction. Now we're going to need funds to replace it".
Opening her eyes Ryoma looked around and saw six new people in the room.
"And look at the guy who broke our vase he has no style at all", said a brown haired boy. Ryoma wondered how he can even see his eyes are closed! But what he said about Ryoma was true her black hair was a mess having multiple cow licks. She was wearing thick glasses because she lost her contacts and a baggy sweater since she didn't have the money to pay for a uniform.
"I'm sorry about the vase I can pay for it!", Ryoma exclaimed.
"Oh can you now? The vase costs around $80,000. Do you have enough to pay for the vase?", asked or rather mocked a boy with blue hair and glasses.
Gulping Ryoma knew she didn't have the money to pay for the vase. $80,000 was just ridiculous! "Thats what I thought", said the glasses boy again.
But he didn't stop there he continued on, "You'll just have to become the Tenipuri's host clubs gofer." Ryoma opened her eyes shocked; a gofer you gotta be kidding!
A boy with purple grey hair stepped forward,"Good suggestion Oshitari. If your going to be our gofer you have to know our names. I am the great and wonderful leader of the host club Atobe Keigo". Atobe had grey-blue eyes and was pretty tall, he seemed very arrogant and was that a mole underneath his left eye!?
Two boys stepped forward at the same time and said "I am Fuji, and I'm Eiji. We're twins". Ryoma blinked all though the two boys had similarities they weren't exactly a like. One boy had almost shoulder length brown hair and when he opened his eyes they appeared blue, but one can only assume. The other one Eiji had redish brown hair and blue eyes as well. But he seemed much more hyper than Fuji.
"As Atobe just mentioned, I'm Oshitari", said glasses boy. Oshitari had almost shoulder length blue hair and he also wore glasses. He was quite tall as well he looked to be almost 6 feet tall.
Next was a rather cutsey boy, "Hi! I'm Kintaro!" he shouted very excitedly. Kintaro had bright red hair and was on the short side. He was holding a stuffed tiger and jumping up and down. He had hazel brown eyes and he was standing next to a very tall boy.
"I'm Kenya.", was all he said. Kenya was really tall and had sandy brown hair. He was staring at Kintaro who was still jumping up and down.
"Uh I'm-", Ryoma began but was cut off by Oshitari.
"Echizen Ryoma. I have you on file". Glaring at Oshitari she was really begining not to like this guy!
"Ah! I remember who you are! Echizen Ryoma the new first year honour student!", exclaimed Atobe. "A, commoner. I've never seen one up close before!", said Atobe.
Twitching Ryoma mumbled, "Stupid rich jerks." Ryoma then made a motion to move to the door, but Kintaro stopped her.
"Where are you going Ryo-chan?", asked Kintaro.
"WHO SAID YOU COULD CALL ME RYO-CHAN!?", yelled Ryoma. "How do you people even know who I am?", Ryoma asked her eyes narrowing.
"Don't you remember? Your in our class", said Fuji and Eiji at the same time.
"Okay, but just what is a host club anyways?", asked Ryoma a little baffled that there were even such things.
"It is a place where the most handsome boys with too much time on their hands, entertain girls who also have too much time on their hands", Atobe explained. Ryoma was just staring giving Atobe a strange look.
"Eh".
-Break-
Chapter 1: Your a host now!
Ryoma was walking around watching as the other hosts talked to the guests. She couldn't believe people actually liked this stuff.
"Ohh Atobe. Whats your favorite song?", asked a girl.
"Hmm. Whatever song you like princess."
"Gahhh", squealed the girl. Ryoma just sweat dropped, this is so ubelievable. She looked over at the twins they were sitting with two other girls.
"Ahh. Fuji I thought I asked you not to tell that story!", whined Eiji.
"I'm sorry Eiji. You were just so cute when it happened I had to share it." Fuji then stood up a tilted Eiji's head back. All the while the girls next to them squealing about brotherly love. Ryoma just stared at them with a bored look.
It was at that moment Kintaro came in with Kenya. "We're sorry we're late everyone. I was waiting for Kenya, but then I fell asleep.", Kintaro said while rubbing his eyes. The girls around them all started shrieking about how cute Kintaro is.
"I just don't get it. Is that little boy really a third year?", Ryoma asked no one.
"Kintaro may be small and cute but he's actually a prodigy.", informed Oshitari. It was then Kintaro came running at her.
"Ryo-chan!"
"Woah, Kintaro-senpai."
"Do you want some cake Ryo-chan?", asked Kintaro.
"uhh I don't really like cake.", Ryoma said rather unsteadily.
"Then how about holding my stuffed tiger Tora-chan?"
"Err. I don't know."
"Are you saying you don't like Tora-chan?", asked a pouty Kintaro.
Looking closely at the stuffed tiger with its black beady eyes Ryoma said, "Well I guess it is kinda cute." Ryoma smiled at Kintaro.
"Ahh", Kintaro said a look of realization dawning on his face. Handing Ryoma Tora-chan he quickly hoped off and jumped in to the lap of one of the girls he was entertaining.
"Oh yeah Ryoma you will be the host clubs gofer till you graduate High school. And don't bother to try running my family has a police squad of over a 100 members."
Glancing at Oshitari and the evil look on his face Ryoma just dropped her head. She then heard a voice from behind her.
"You better work very hard to pay off that debt. My little piglet", Atobe said blowing on Ryoma's neck.
Jumping back Ryoma muttered, "Please don't do that".
"Now, now Ryoma. You have to learn how to become a perfect gentlemen like me. You could also use a make over to get girls to pay attention to you."
"Yeah, well I'm not even trying to get girls too look at me."
Atobe opened his eyes in shock, "Are you kidding me? Getting people to notice you is the most important thing!".
"I don't think looks are very important. All that really matters is whats on the inside. I don't even understand the point of having this club."
"Its a cruel world out there Ryoma. Its not everyday God creates a perfect person like me. With beauty on the inside and out." Atobe went on to rant about different ways you could be a gentlemen while waving his arms about in over exaggerated gestures.
"Theres a word for people like him", Ryoma pondered, "Why can't I remember? Maybe a pain in the ass. No".
"Are you listening Ryoma see if you put your glass down using you pinky as a cushion it makes less noise", Atobe said as he continued to ramble on. Ryoma wasn't listening though still contemplating what the word was.
"Ah! I know."
"What Ryoma? Did my teachings strike a cord in you?", asked Atobe.
"Obnoxious. Thats it.", Ryoma said as she slammed her fist into her palm. At hearing those words Atobe slumped to the ground sulking in a corner. Eiji and Fuji came over at that moment and put their arms on Ryoma's head.
"Good job, Ryoma you made the idiot shut up.", Fuji said while Eiji was laughing.
"I'm sorry Senpai. I guess your lesson struck a small cord." Atobe then stood up all flamboyant and happy again. "Wow. He bounces back fast", mused Ryoma.
"You can teach him all the basics you want Tono. But he'll never draw the ladies in with that look. Maybe if we took off his glasses.", said Eiji and Fuji. They walked closer to Ryoma and took off her glasses.
"No don't do that! I need those, I had contacts but I lost them on the first day of school!", shouted Ryoma trying to stop them. But it was too late they had already taken them off. It turns out underneath those thick glasses were big golden brown eyes.
Atobe quickly pushed past Eiji and Fuji and started to bark orders, "Eiji! Fuji! Take Ryoma to the changing rooms! Oshitari call my hair stylist! Kenya-senpai go to the nurses office and get some contacts! Kintaro-senpai-".
"Yes Kei-chan?", Kintaro asked with hopeful eyes.
"Please help yourself to the cake."
Kintaro then preceded to eat cake in a dark corner with his stuffed tiger. "Its just me and you Tora-chan.", he sulked.
-Break-
Meanwhile the twins were busy trying to get Ryoma to change. "Change, change, change", they chanted.
Ryoma was struggling but she finally decided to cave in, "Okay, okay. I'll change but you two have to get out!" Ryoma was able to the push the two out of the changing room. As the twins bounced out they looked at each other and shared an understanding nod.
"Are you done changing yet?", yelled Atobe. The whole host club was waiting outside for Ryoma to finish changing.
"Are you sure it's okay for me to wear this uniform?", Ryoma asked. She was now wearing the standard Tenipui uniform. A blue blazer with a black and blue tie and a white dress shirt. The blazer was done up and she was wearing black pants. Her hair was styled and neat in a short boy's cut. She was also wearing contacts so you are able to see her beautiful golden eyes.
"Your so pretty! Just like a girl!", shouted Atobe.
"Yeah, if we knew you looked like that we would have helped you sooner.", said Fuji.
"Okay starting right now Echizen Ryoma is a host!", stated Atobe as he pointed right at Ryoma. "If you can get 100 customers to request you. I'll forget about your $80,000 debt."
"100!!??"
-Break-
Ryoma was sitting at a table with 3 other girls and she had no clue as to what to say or do.
"Ryoma What are your hobbies?", asked one of the girls.
"Yes. What are you interested in?", asked another one.
"Uhh..I have no idea what to say.", she whispered under her breath. "All I have to do is get 100 customers to request me then they'll forget about my debt. I know just what to say", Ryoma nodded to herself.
"Oh. So your mom passed away 10 years ago."
"Who does the chores around the house?"
"I do, but it's okay when my mom was put into the hospital she left behind tons of wonderful recipes. I had so much fun learning to make them and I was so glad my dad enjoyed them. I've had a rough child hood, but I think me and my dad manged to turn out okay.", Ryoma tilted her head a little and smiled a dazzling smile.
"Ryoma-kun is it okay if we request you next time as well?"
"Ah. Thank you so much ladies."
Atobe who had been watching the whole scene asked, "Why is he so popular?"
"He's just naturally good at hosting", said Oshitari.
"No training needed.", said Eiji and Fuji.
"Are you forgetting about me Keigo?", asked the girl sitting next to him.
"No not at all princess. I'm just worried about our new host."
"I think thats pretty obvious, Keigo. You really have been keeping an eye on him."
Atobe just smiled and snapped his fingers, "Ryoma come over here. There is someone I want you to meet."
Ryoma got up and walked over to Atobe, "Sup?"
"This is one of my main customers Ayanokouji-hime.", Atobe said as he gestured towards a pretty girl with long red hair.
By now Ryoma knew what to do smile and continue. "Hi. It's a pleasure to meet you", Ryoma said with a closed eyes smile.
Atobe eyes widened and he shot up from his seat curshing Ryoma in a tight hug. "Ahh! That was perfect Ryoma! Your so cute, so very cute!"
"Ahh!! Please let go senpai! Kenya-senpai help!", Ryoma shouted as she was being tossed around by Atobe. Kenya got up from his seat really fast and grabbed Ryoma out of Atobe's hands. A look of shock spread across Kenya's face.
"Ehh. Kenya-senpai you didn't need to go that far.", said a shocked Atobe. "Come on Ryoma let daddy give you a big hug!"
"I already have a dad, I don't need another one."
Neither of them notcied behind them Ayanokouji narrowed her eyes getting angry at the scene.
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Ryoma went back to the room to grab her bag, but found it wasn't there. "Hey? Where is it?" Looking out the window she saw her bag in the school fountain. "How did that happen?"
Running in the hallways Ryoma came across Ayanokouji. "Oh, it's you", she said with something akin to disgust, "I bet you just love having Keigo fawning over you. But it's useless because you'll just be second class." Stopping in her tracks Ryoma looked back only too see Ayanokouji was already gone.
Digging through the pond to find your wallet was hard was something new Ryoma learned today. She's been at it for awhile but she still couldn't find it. She just knew it was that girl who threw her bag into the fountain. But she couldn't worry about that know she needed her wallet to pay for food this week.
"Hey commoner. You've got some nerve skipping out on club activities.", said Atobe. Looking at the ground Atobe saw all of Ryoma's stuff soaked. "Why is your bag all wet?"
"It's no problem. I can handle it.", said Ryoma as she continued to search for her bag.
Stepping into the fountain Atobe began to look for Ryoma's wallet too. "Hey you don't need to do that.", said Ryoma.
"Don't worry. A little water never hurt anyone.", Atobe said smiling. After a little fishing around Atobe said, "Look what I've got. Is this what your looking for?", he asked as he held up Ryoma's wallet.
"Yeah. Thank you.", Ryoma said a little awed at her senpai.
"Oh? Whats with that look? Your not starting to fall for me are you?"
"What! No way.", Ryoma shouted as she snatched her wallet from Atobe's hands.
"How did your bag end up in the fountain anyways?", asked Atobe.
"It must've fallen out of the window at some point."
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"Really? Thats rather unfortunate. I haven't a clue as to what I'd do if it fell my bag fell into the water.", said Ayanokouji.
"Why did she request me when it's so obvious she doesn't like me?", Ryoma asked herself.
"And you made poor Keigo search the fountain with you. You do know he's only paying attention to you to turn you into a gentleman. Don't start to think Keigo actually likes you."
Looking at Ayanokouji Ryoma finally understood. "I get it now. Your jealous of me.", Ryoma said quite bluntly.
Ayanokouji's eyes widened and Ryoma sat up shocked. The table fell over and the dishes all broke. Ryoma fell on top of Ayanokouji confused.
"SOMEONE HELP ME THIS COMONER JUST ATTACKED ME!", she shouted. Ryoma just looked at her shocked. Fuji and Eiji came along and poured water on top of them. Ryoma sat up and looked at them.
"Why did you do that?", asked Ayanokouji. Atobe walked over to them and Ayanokouji stood up. "Do something Keigo. Ryoma just attacked me."
"I'm disappointed in you Ayanokouji-hime. You were the one that threw Ryoma's bag into the fountain.", grasping Ayanokouji's chin he continued, "You are a beautiful girl, but your are unfit to be one of our guests. If anything I know that Ryoma is not that type of man."
Outraged Ayanakouji yelled, "You idiot Keigo", and ran off.
"Well since this is your fault, I'm changing your original goal from 100 to 1000!", yelled Atobe while pointing at Ryoma.
"1-1000?", said Ryoma horrified.
Oshitari handed Ryoma a bag. "It's the only spare uniform we have. But it's better thab being soaking wet."
Looking at her senpai Ryoma said, "Thanks you guys. I'm gonna go change."
-Break-
"Ryoma! I brought you some towels.", Atobe said as he walked in to where Ryoma was changing. He saw Ryoma taking her shirt off but underneath was something guys don't wear. A bra.
"So Ryoma your a girl?"
"Yup, though I don't see how that matters."
Ryoma stepped out of the changing room dressed in the girls uniform. "GAAAHH!!", Atobe shouted taken a back at the discovery of Ryoma's real sex.
"You know Keigo-senpai I thought you were pretty cool before.", Ryoma said smiling. Atobe's hand shot up to cover his bright red face as he slowly took steps back.
"Now isn't this an interesting change in events.", said Oishitari who knew Ryoma was a girl all along.
"You bet", said the twins who along with Kintaro and Kenya found out along the way.
"You know being surrounded by girls all the time might not be so bad.", said Ryoma, "Though I wonder how I'm going to pull it off." Holding her chin in her palm she thought for a minute, "I know!", she said as she slammed her fist into her palm, "I'll just start using 'ore'(1)."
-Break-
A/N: Well thats the end of chapter 1. It took a long time to finish so I hope you liked it. Please read and review. Feel free to ask questions if anything confused you and I'll try my best to answer them.
1) ore is a more boyish way of saying I.
Till next time...
Preview: Chapter 2 What a host does!