When last we left this episode some one was ringing the Hethcoat's door bell and Will was running to answer the door in his new knight out fit. So let's find out what happens I don't own Invader Zim but I do own all of the newest characters in here. Enjoy!
-Will- (he opened the door and Dib was at the door in his regular closes he had a present in his hand. Will pointed his sword at Dib) Hark who goes there?
-Dib- Hey....A Will what are you wearing.
-Will- I'm sorry Good Sir Dib but I know not of this Will of which you speak for I am Lancelot the Brave.
-Paige- (she comes into the door way still wearing her knight out fit and holding the sword.) But Lancelot I thought you said you were Lancelot the Great?
-Will- Great, Brave they both mean the same thing when you think about it Xena Worrier Princess.
-Paige- What ever. (she aimed her sword at Dib) Now Sir Dib state what thou art doing here or be cut down where thy stand.
-Dib- O.k. are you guys feeling alright?
-Will- Sorry Dib sometimes me and my sister get a little carried away. Merry Christmas. So what brings you here?
-Dib- I brought you guys a present. (he gave Will the gift)
-Will- Gee thanks Dib. I'm sorry but we don't have anything for you since we didn't know we were exchanging gifts.
-Dib- Oh that's alright you guys I bet after you open my gift you'll give me the best Christmas present ever.
-Paige and Will- Sure (they open the gift) Wow thanks Dib what is it?
-Dib- It's a book that contains everything I know about aliens it will tell you guys the truth about Zim and Amethyst.
-Will- Gee thanks Dib. Well do you want to come in for breakfast?
-Dib- Well I.....
-Gaz- (she yells from Dibs front porch dressed in her regular out fit.) DIB GET OVER HERE FOOD IS ALMOST READY!!!!
-Dib- I'm coming Gaz. Sorry Will I've got to go Merry Christmas.
-Will- Merry Christmas Dib. (they close the door)
-Paige- (she grabs the book from Will) Well this is one book we'll never read. (she throws it to the side.)
-Will- Sis don't you think that was a little mean.
-Paige- Not really Will the only one who's being mean around here is Dib. (She turns to Will and point her sword at him) Any way un guard Lancelot it is time for the to meet thy maker.
-Will- (he amid his sword at her) Not today Xena have at the. (they fight and we cut back to Dib as he enters his kitchen and sits in the chair his Dad is making the meal and Gaz is sitting across from Dib playing her game.)
-Dib- Well I did it Gaz soon I think I'll have two new assistances in my fight for all man kind.
-Gaz- Be quiet Dib I'm trying to beat this level and the sound of your voice is making it hard to concentrate. SO SHUT UP!!!
-Dib- Oh come on Gaz it's Christmas.
-Gaz- Which is exactly why I'm not beating you to a pulp right now Dib because it's Christmas. But Dib tomorrow is not Christmas so I suggest you be quiet right now unless you want me to beat you up so hard tomorrow that you won't even have a mouth to talk with.
-Dib- (he gulps) No Gaz that won't be necessary I'll be quiet. (the door bell rings) I'll get it. (he runs to the door and opens it to find Keef at the door in his usual out fit wearing a Santa hat)
-Keef- Hey pal Merry Christmas. (he hugged him and then let go)
-Dib- Keef what are you doing here it's 7 in the morning don't your parents wonder where you are?
-Keef- Yeah any way Dib I'm here to wish one of my bestest buddies Merry Christmas and to give you a present. (he takes out a gift for Dib) Merry Christmas Dib.
-Dib- Gee thanks Keef I actually have a gift for you too. (he take out his gift for Keef)
-Keef- Thanks Dib. (they exchange gifts and open the gifts) Oh Dib you got me footy pajamas just like what I got you I guess great mind think alike.
-Dib- (he held out the footy pajamas looking like he really did not want them) Yeah thanks Keef.
-Keef- Your welcome Dib so do you want to come with me to Zim's and Amethyst's house then we can go caroling together it will be just so much fun.
-Dib- No thanks Keef I don't want Zim and Amethyst to ruin my holiday. Any way bye Keef. (he closed the door.) Well so much for getting rid of those footy pajamas that Ant Mel sent me. Oh well I guess I could always put these in my draw and never where them. (he signed) When are people going to learn that I don't like footy pajamas. I MEAN COME ON THEY'RE JUST PLAIN CREEPY!!!!
Setting 1 Zim's House
Zim and his family were still watching Jurassic Park they had just gotten to the part where the T-REX was attacking everyone at night. Zim and Amethyst were really enjoying the movie. Kierra had the popcorn in her lap she was scared but still enjoying it. Gir and Minimoose where very scared they were hugging each other in a panic.
-Kierra- (she was about to eat some popcorn when the goat bone fell on the car it startled her and she screamed and drop the popcorn piece) Ah!!
-Gir- Ah this movie is too scary Ah!!! (he and Minimoose are still hugging each other)
-Minimoose- Meep!!!
-Zim- You guys are talking nonsense this is the best movie I've ever seen I love these creatures.
-Amethyst- Yay me too Dad. Kierra pass me the popcorn.
-Kierra- Sure thing Master. (she gave Amethyst the bowl)
-Amethyst- Thanks Kierra. (she ate some) Yes!!! Oh yeah look at that another filthy human bites the dust take that stupid layer human. High five Dad. (they high five each other and the door bell rings)
-Zim- Who dares to interrupt our Jurassic Park viewage. (he pauses the movie and he and Amethyst go answer the door and Keef is at the door)
-Keef- Hey you guys. (he hugs them)
-Zim- Keef beast release us.
-Amethyst- Yeah Keef let go.
-Keef- (he lets go) Sorry you guys just spreading some Christmas cheer to the my two best buddies and by the way these presents are for you guys. Merry Christmas. (he gives them the gifts and they open them and they are footy pajamas)
-Zim and Amethyst- (they hold up the pajamas) Gee thanks Keef. (they throw the gifts to the side.) Now be gone with you. (they start to close the door but Keef says)
-Keef- Wait you guys I have gifts for Gir and Kierra. Here Gir this chew toy is for you. (he gave Gir the chew toy)
-Gir- Yeah!!! (he ran around playing with the toy it look a little like a real dog but weirder)
-Keef- And this toy mouse is for you Kierra. (he gave the toy to Kierra)
-Kierra- Meow (she gave it to Gir)
-Gir- Yeah!!!
-Kierra- Meow. (she sat back on the couch and watched as Gir began to play a love scene toy thing with his chew toys in other words he was making the toys kiss each other while he was sitting on the floor)
-Keef- No Kierra that is for you...
-Zim- Yes yes that's very nice Keef now be gone with you me and Amethyst want to get back to our movie.
-Keef- Uw what movie are you guys watching?
-Amethyst- If you must know Keef were watching Jurassic Park. Zim got the whole serious for Christmas.
-Keef- Oh but that's not a happy movie. I've got a great idea let's go Christmas caroling you guys cause that will be so much fun.
-Zim- No Keef now go away.
-Keef- Oh come on you guys it will be fun. (he continues to talk about how much fun it would be and Zim and Amethyst try to ignore him)
-Zim- Oh does his stupidity ever end?
-Amethyst- Wait Zim I've got an idea. (she runs to Minimoose) Minimoose (she whisper something to him and comes back to the door) Hey Keef.
-Keef- Yeah Amethyst.
-Amethyst- (she brought out a fake remote control and Minimoose floated above their heads) See this. This is my new toy airplane. (she took out the presents for Keef and Meef) And these are present for you and your little brother. Now we're going to play a little game I'm going to put the presents on the airplane and you're going to chase after them. It will be some fun. (she put the present on Minimoose. And he floated with them on his head) Ready set go. (Minimoose flew off.)
-Keef- (he chased after Minimoose.) Yeah this is fun.
-Zim- Ha-ha good thinking Amethyst. Now we can finish the movie.
-Amethyst- O.k. Zim and maybe after that we can go give Paige her present.
-Zim- Sure whatever you say Amethyst. (they go back to their movie and we go back to Keef who is still running after Minimoose.)
-Keef- (he pants) Come back here you little airplane thing.
-Minimoose- Meep!!! (he dropped the gifts and headed back to the base.)
-Keef- (he pick up the gifts) Yeah I win. (he looked around) A where am I?
-Lizzy- (she pulls up in her car) Keef there you are Mom and Dad have been worry sick. They made me use up gas just so I could come and get you. Now get in here.
-Keef- Oh come on Sis it's Christmas.
-Lizzy- Don't call me that Keef I'm not even your real sister your parents regrettably adopted me remember.
-Keef- I don't care whether your my real sister or not Lizzy to me you'll always be my best big sister ever and I love you.
-Lizzy- What ever Keef just get in here.
-Keef- Sure thing sis. (he gets in the car and they drive off.)
Setting 3 Professor Hethcoat's Home Lab
Professor Hethcoat and Will were doing experiments with Will's new Chemistry set plus some of his Dad's stuff. Will had on his regular closes plus some working goggles on. They where mixing some chemicals.
-Professor Hethcoat- O.k. Will now mix those chemicals up very carefully and slowly remember those chemicals must be mix in the slowesh way possible other wise they'll blow up.
-Will- Right Dad. (He began to mix the chemicals but then the door bell rang and Will got startled and dropped the chemicals.) Ah!!! (and the chemicals mix and made a bit off an explosion when the smoke clears you can see soot all over Will and his Dad the explosion did not break much but it still made a big noise and a little mess.)
-Miss Hethcoat- (her voice is herd in the lab she is up stairs.) What happened?
-Professor Hethcoat- Nothing Dear. Lets just keep this between us o.k. son.
-Will- Whatever you say Dad (the door bell rings again) Paige could you please get the door me and Dad are a little busy down here.
-Paige- Sure thing Will but if it's Dib again I'm going to sick Meredith on him.
-Will- Now Paige it' Christmas.
-Paige- I don't care Will he insulted my friend. (she opened the door and Amethyst and Zim where there with Minimoose hovering over them Gir had a lease on and Zim was holding his lease and Kierra had a leash on too and Amethyst was holding her leash and her and Zim where both wearing coats because it is kind of could but there Paks are still showing and their all still wearing their Santa hats)
-Amethyst- Hey Paige Merry Christmas.
-Paige- Hey Amethyst it's you Merry Christmas girl. (she hugs her) Come in you guys out of the cold. (they walk in to her house) You guys look great I love your dress Amethyst.
-Amethyst- Yeah Zim got it for me for Christmas.
-Paige- Oh that was nice of you Zim.
-Zim- Well she is my one and only little sister. (he hugged Amethyst)
-Amethyst- Oh Zim.
-Paige- Ha-ha well it certainly seem like you guys have the Christmas sprit I like the Santa hats on your heads and the ones on your pets. Ha-ha. By the way Amethyst where is your little brother?
-Amethyst- Oh he's at home with our parents. Any way Paige (she took out her gift for Paige) this is for you Merry Christmas.
-Paige- Oh thank you Amethyst I got you something too. (she took out her gift for Amethyst) Merry Christmas Amethyst. (they exchange gifts and Paige opened up her present) Wow a new planer with access to the internet thank you Amethyst this is the one thing I did not get that I really wanted thank you so much girl. By the way you guys I like your new toy airplane. Did Santa bring it for you guys?
-Amethyst- Yeah he sure did. (she opened the gift) Wow thank you Paige a 50 dollar i-tunes gift card and a new black and red striped case for my i-pod thank you so much Paige.
-Paige- Yeah I thought you might want something to keep your i-pod safe since it seems so important to you. I wouldn't want it to break.
-Amethyst- Thanks Paige.
-Paige- Your welcome Amethyst so do you guys want to stay for lunch?
-Zim- No thanks Paige human we have to go give the Dib stink and his sister their gifts.
-Paige- But I thought you guys hated Dib.
-Amethyst- We do but we have no us for these gifts and even the Dib deserves a good Christmas sort of.
-Paige- Well then I guess I'll see you guys later. Bye Amethyst.
-Amethyst- Bye Paige. (they leave)
Setting 4 Dib's house
While Zim and Amethyst where talking to Paige some one else was just walking up to Dib's house in fact the second Zim and Amethyst walked into Paige's house that is the second that this person walked up to Dib's front porch.
-Gretchen- O.k. Gretchen you can do this just ring the door bell. (she rang the door bell)
-Dib- (he answered it) Keef I already told you...Oh hey Gretchen Merry Christmas.
-Gretchen- Hey Dib Merry Christmas. Nice day isn't it?
-Dib- Yeah I guess so. So what brings you here Gretchen?
-Gretchen- Oh I just wanted to give you this to. (she took out her gift) Merry Christmas Dib.
-Dib- Gee thanks Gretchen (he takes the gift and opens it) Wow thanks Gretchen what is it?
-Gretchen- It's the newest camera. I know how much you love filming stuff and this model is really advanced it allows you to film anything you want then it projects it for you. You don't have to wait to get it developed or anything.
-Dib- Oh thank you Gretchen. Wait does this conversation seem familiar to you?
-Gretchen- A little well I guess I'll be going then. (she starts to leave)
-Dib- Wait Gretchen I have a present for you too. (he goes and gets his gift for Gretchen he puts the camera on the table and ran back to the door) Here Merry Christmas Gretchen.
-Gretchen- Oh thank you Dib. (she opened up the gift) Oh Dib you got me some new pony tail holders thank you Dib I'm gonna put them on right now. (she took out the ones she was wearing and put the new ones in.) Well how do I look?
-Dib- You look great Gretchen.
-Gretchen- Thanks Dib.
-Gaz- Hey Dib guess what you and your girlfriend are standing under.
-Dib- She's not my girl friend Gaz and what are you talking about. (he looked up and there is mistletoe up there) Oh man how did that get up there?
-Gretchen- I don't know you know Dib you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
-Dib- That's o.k. Gretchen it's Christmas. (he kissed her and as they were kissing Zim and Amethyst walked up laughing their heads off)
-Zim and Amethyst- Ha-ha!!!
-Dib- (he stopped kissing Gretchen and got really angry at the two of them) Zim Amethyst what are you two doing here?
-Amethyst- Chill Dib monkey believe it or not we're just here to give you and your sister your Christmas presents.
-Zim- Yeah Dib stink but seeing you kiss your girl friend is a bonus for us. Ha-ha!!! (he Amethyst continue to laugh)
-Dib- She's not my girl friend.
-Amethyst- What ever you say earth scum any way here is your gift and Gaz this is for you. (she gave them their gifts)
-Dib- (he looked at the present) Wait you mean you guys where actually serious?
-Zim- Of course we were Earth Stink it's Christmas now open your gifts.
-Dib- I don't know about this.
-Gaz- (she starts to open up her gift)
-Dib- Wait Gaz don't open that it could be dangerous.
-Gaz- Be quiet Dib it's a Christmas present so off course I'm going to open it and if it is dangerous then they won't be around long enough to laugh about it. (she opened the gift and found the Bloaty's card her eyes went wide open and she smiled) Thanks you guys. (she went back into the house to go play her game)
-Amethyst- You see earth stink we didn't do any thing to the gift now open your you stupid human.
-Dib- I don't know about this you guys still could off bobe trapped mine.
-Zim- JUST OPEN IT ALREADY YOU FLITHY HUMAN WORM BABY!!!
-Dib- FINE!!! (he opened the present) Oh my good ness you guys got me the all of the Mysterious Mysteries DVDS I never thought I say this but thanks you guys thank you so much.
-Zim and Amethyst- Your welcome Dib. (they start to leave)
-Dib- Wait you guys I've got something for you. (he ran back into his house and got the gift card that the girl gave him) Merry Christmas you guys. (he gave them the gifts)
-Zim and Amethyst- A thanks Dib.
-Zim- (he whispered this to Amethyst) A Amethyst scan these present with your ex-ray vision.
-Amethyst- Right Zim. (she scans it) They look o.k. (they open the gifts.)
-Zim and Amethyst- Gee thanks Dib.
-Zim- (he gave Amethyst his gift from Dib and was getting ready to make a big threatening Zim speech he said) Any way Dib stink....
-Gir- (he saw a guys dressed up in a Santa suit) Squishy man. (he ran after him with Zim at the mercy of his lease)
-Zim- No Gir stop Ah!!! Amethyst assist me!!!
-Amethyst- Well I guess that's my queue. Enjoy your rest Earth scum because tomorrow every thing will go back to normal between us. Until then I wish you and your girl friend ado. (she ran off after Zim pulling Kierra's lease Kierra and Minimoose followed Amethyst)
-Dib- SHE'S NOT MY GIRL FRIEND!!!
-Gretchen- Well that was sure nice of them.
-Dib- Yeah I guess even those guys can be nice once in a while.
-Gretchen- Yeah well I guess I'll be going.
-Dib- Wait Gretchen. (he kissed her) that was because our last one was interrupted Merry Christmas Gretchen. Well bye Gretchen. (he closed the door)
-Gretchen- Bye Dib. (she fainted)
-Dib- (Gaz looked at him eye wide open after seeing him re-kiss Gretchen) She's not my girl friend Gaz.
-Gaz- What ever you say Dib.
Setting 5 Meetnowea
The Tallest and the Wisest were having their annual discussing concerning the invaders and their progress. They were in this big meeting room on the plant Meetnowea a planet they conquered and converted into a meeting planet. The Wisest and the Tallest were sitting at a table. There were some serves drones in the room with them and Julie was sitting in a chair sipping on some Utopian Poop cola.
-Wisest- I think that was should convert Aquarius into a vacation plant after Invader SingSong2020 conquers it. We should make the water safe for us to swim in it and use it as a vacation planet and spa.
-Purple- Can we fill a certain section of the planet with chocolate pudding mix?
-Wisest- We'll see.
-Julie- A Ma'am Sirs I hate to interrupt but my future sight is telling me that JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky will arrive in the room fighting as usual in 3...2...1
-JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky- (they tubule into the room fighting just like Julie predicted JoeMerl had a remote in his hand) I'm gonna push the button. No me.
-Wisest- SOLIDERS HAVEN'T WE BEEN THROW THIS ALREADY?!?!!?!?!
-JoeMerl- (they stopped fighting) Sorry our Wisest I was just telling some on that it's my turn to push the remote button for the delver system.
-Invader Kathy Starsky- No it's my turn give me that. (he held it away from her)
-Julie- (she got up) I've got a great way to solve this. (she took the remote from JoeMerl) I'll push the button. (she pushed the button)
-JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky- Aww.
-Purple- (the second that Julie pushed the button presents where teleported into the room from what seemed like no where there was one for the Tallest the Wisest and Julie.) Yeah presents who's it from.
-JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky- Zim and Amethyst.
-Red- Oh I'm not going to open it you open it. (he passes it to Purple)
-Purple- Why do I have to open it you open it. (he passes it back to Red)
-Red- O.k. lets handle this calmly. You (he pointed at a small Irken serves drown) table headed serves drown Nick you open it. (he gave him the gift)
-Nick- (he looked at the gift then at the Tallest) But why me Sirs?
-Red- Better you then us.
-Purple- Yeah so open it.
-Nick- (he gulped) O.k. sirs. (he opened the gift and Irken snacks came out of the present there was like an endless supply they fell to the ground like snow flakes)
-The Tallest- Yeah Snacks!!! (the started eating their gifts)
-Wisest- I guess that means it's safe to open up my gift. (she starts to open the gift up)
-Invader Kathy Starsky- Oh my Wisest wait are you sure you don't want me to open it.
-JoeMerl- No I'll open it
-Invader Kathy Starsky- No I'm going to open it.
-JoeMerl- Oh open this. (he attacks her and they start fighting.)
-Wisest- (she opens up the gift and finds a muter designed for Utopian.) Yeah a muter designed for Utopian just what I needed. (she aimed the muter at JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky and you could no longer here them at all)
-Julie- Shoo and I thought they would never shut up. (she open up her gift) Oh wow a new shocker belt just what I needed (she put on the belt) Yes it fits lets see that stupid robot or any one else bother me now.
-Red- These are great gifts I can't believe I'm actually saying this but lets call Zim and Amethyst and thank them.
-Purple- Yeah.
-Wisest- I agree Julie contact Zim and Amethyst.
-Julie- (she salutes) Yes Ma'am!!!
Setting 6 Zim's House.
Zim and Amethyst and the gung are headed for the base every one looks really tired and annoyed except for Gir who looks really happy
-Zim- Gir why did you have to chase that fat man...
-Amethyst- The filthy earth bus...
-Kierra- And the squirrel Master don't forget about the squirrel...
-Minimoose- Meep!!!
-Gir- BEST DAY EVER!!!
-Zim- Whatever all I want to do is just finish watching the other two movies and then get back to work on my newest most ingenious plan ever.
-Amethyst- Yay no more surprises. (they go into the house they removed their disguises)
-Zim's Computer- Oh good you guys are home we have an incoming message from the Tallest and the Wisest.
-Zim- They're calling us. YES!!! It's about time they acknowledged our superiority.
-Amethyst- You know Dad they're probably just calling to thank us for the gifts.
-Zim- What gifts are you talking about Amethyst explain to Zim.
-Amethyst- Well I had Minimoose send them a Christmas present they must be far away and that's why it took so long for them to get it.
-Zim- Amethyst why didn't you ask me before you did this? (The Tallest and the Wisest appeared on the screen where the green monkey picture used to be. Zim and Amethyst saluted) Sir's Ma'ams we apologize for the...
-Red- There's nothing to apologize for Zim and Amethyst thank you guys so much for the snacks.
-Purple- Yay Zim I take back everything I said about you. You're great.
-Red- Yay Zim. Hey Purple those are my donuts. (he grabs at the donut bag Purple had.)
-Purple- No they're mine. (they have a tug a war battle)
-Wisest- Now calm down you two lest not act like smeetling around the soldiers. Thanks you guys for the mutter it will come in handy.
-Julie- Yeah you guys thank you so much for the shock belt. I love it.
-Zim- You're well come Sirs Ma'ams. You know Sirs now maybe we could discuss....
-Red- Wow Zim don't get carried away there. Any way Zim we know you've lots of work to do so make us prod.
Purple- Yeah Zim.
-Zim- I will my Tallest. (they salute again) Well Invader Zim and Amethyst signing off. (he cuts the transmission and turns to Amethyst) Amethyst this has been the best day of my life and not just because the Tallest finally acknowledged me as the superior being I so am but because we were together.
-Amethyst- Oh Dad. (she hugged him)
-Gir- Aw come on Minimoose and Kierra Buddy group hug (he grabbed their hands and ran towards Zim and Amethyst)
-Zim and Amethyst- (they were still in the hug they stuck out their hand for Gir not to do what he was think about doing) No Gir that's O.k.. (but it was too late with a little help from Gir Zim and Amethyst were caught in a group hug with the whole family) Oh whatever Merry Christmas you guys.
The End.
Well that was it Fanfiction people I know what you guys are thinking yes Zim was a little out of character but it's Christmas and even he can be nice some times. Any way fanfiction people I am finally done with my Christmas episode YEAH!!! I did not expect to make this many. Any way fanfiction people as you may of already guessed I will be very late with my whole New Years day episode but that's O.k. any way you guys send me plenty of review and be on the look out for my next episode Amethyst's and Kierra's Worst Day Ever coming soon to a computer near you until then I leave you with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!