Wild Thing

Chapter One: Good Vibrations

"I can't believe this is happening to me. What did I do to ever deserve this?"

"You mean besides trashing our school gym and blaming poor Shikamaru for it?"

"He fell asleep during the awesome porn I gave him!"

"And prank calling Jiraiya telling him he won a free fuck with a bunny?"

"That was funny..."

"And throwing eggs at pedestrians while driving a car you stole from me?"

"Oh, you know about that...?"

"And-,"

"Okay, Okay! I get it, I got bad karma. Way to dampen my spirits, Sakura-chan." the boy who had been rightfully accused of doing funny, but horrible things, muttered spitefully to himself.

Sakura grinned and gave him a firm slap on the back. "Don't worry, Naruto. At least you'll have tons of chances to ruin Aoi high school students. That way, all is forgiven."

Naruto returned the mischievous grin. "You can count on me!" all of a sudden, his mood went from grim to less grim. He was still pretty unsatisfied with having to share a school with those bastard Aoi High School students.

As if all of you weren't wondering, Naruto and Sakura (among other students that have yet to arrive), come from the infamous school known as Aka High, the opposing school of the academically awarded Aoi High. It never occurred to anyone that the government would build a larger and better equipped boarding school only to bring two of the most opposite schools together as one. It seemed like a particularly bad idea for the principals of those schools because who's to know when they might just kill each other given their past history (and perhaps it should remain past). However, the benefits were quite rewarding: bigger dorms, sanitary bathrooms, newer teachers, hot school-girl uniforms (you gotta love those short skirts), and most importantly of all, kick ass food.

"I can't wait to try out their ramen."

"Give it a rest..."

"Hey, do you think they'll room me with some shit-faced Aoi?"

With a highly depressed sigh, Sakura said, "If they do, then our lives are over as we know it." Quick on changing the subject, Sakura's lips formed into impish smirk, slinging her arm around Naruto's shoulder. "So how about that pre-welcome-back-to-school-party?"

"Didn't we just have one yesterday?"

"Yup."

"Then I'm up for it!"

"We'll have music, flashy lights-,"

"Hot girls, great booze-,"

"Lots of dancing-!"

"Body shots!"

Sakura smiled magnificently and stared off into thin air. "Think of all the possibilities."

There once was a time when Sasuke Uchiha thought the world revolved around him. According to him, it still does, and if everything went his way, the world was at it's best. If things didn't go his way, the world was all going to hell. And as of today, the world has gone down in flames...

"I can't believe I'm being lowered to this..." he grunted ungratefully for the turn of events. Sasuke watched as the boys in red-tie uniforms glared as they passed his way, and the girls, no matter blue or red, battered their eyelashes at him, going as far as touching him with their scatological hands.

"Hello, Sasuke."

"What's up..."

"Sasuke-kun, I've been looking everywhere for you!"

Hearing generally familiar voices, Sasuke turned to the source and inwardly groaned. "Juugo, Suigetsu, Karin..." he nodded his head, acknowledging their greetings. The girl named Karin squealed with delight and didn't hesitate in the slightest to grip his arm into her's. Suigetsu rolled his eyes as if had done so a million times and Juugo admired his surroundings.

"I must admit, it's quite an improvement." said Juugo, staring at the incredibly tall building, that bore many stories above him.

Not even paying the slightest attention to Juugo, Suigetsu growled in frustration towards Karin saying, "Will you give him a break already! Don't you think he's seen enough of you for one day-oh good, you're drooling..."

Karin shot him a nasty glare and fixed her narrowed eyes on him. "You're just jealous because I have Sasuke all to myself."

Suigetsu looked as if he hadn't heard that before. "Now why in my father's fucking name would I be jealous of that."

"Because you're a ridiculous fag and everyone knows it." she smirked evilly into Sasuke's shoulder as if she were trying to make Suigetsu insanely jealous, you know, because she think he's gay...

Suigetsu balled his fists and would have nearly punched her in response, but held back because he knew it was a fag's job to abuse a stupid girl, and he really didn't want to prove her right. "Fuck You." he growled hatefully.

"Don't worry, Sasuke will."

Immediately, Sasuke made a move to out walk Karin, but why did she have to be so damn clingy? As he continually tried to pull himself away from Karin, she only held tighter. It was like trying to rip yourself away after being super glued.

"Oh, but I guess you do have something to worry about, Suigetsu, because once I get into bed with Sasuke, you'll be dreading the thought that it isn't you." her smirk grew miserably.

Sasuke didn't even bother to tell her she didn't have a chance in hell, but decided that he's already told her enough. It never really sinks into her memory anyway.

"I'm not gay!"

"And I'm a virgin." she rolled her eyes behind those slick glasses.

"Well there's something the entire male population WON'T agree on."

"I am so sick of you always getting jealous of my relationship with Sasuke-OWWW!" Karin fell hard on the ground along with Sasuke, the things in her bag falling to the floor. It seems as if she had bumped into somebody...with a hard-rock body.

The person who ran into them had apparently fallen too, but landed on his face. "Oww." he groaned with misery and flinched as he rubbed his forehead . Eventually, he picked himself up and bent down to pick up the things that were scattered all over the cemented ground. "Sorry." he muttered, trying to clean the damage. Karin was in no forgiving mood...even if he is the hottest guy she's ever seen (next to Sasuke)...

He looked up to see who he had just bumped into and his mouth dropped. "You're an Aoi?"

Sasuke, slowly picking himself up, crossed his arms and frowned filthily towards him. "And you're an Aka. I should've known, seeing as how you were too stupid to see where you were going." he smirked when he saw his enemy twitch with anger.

The boy dropped Karin's belongings as if he had picked up dirt and his face twisted into a menacing glare. "Yeah, how stupid of me not to notice a jackass when I bump into one." he retorted haughtily, signaling a vibe that told Sasuke he was ready to fight if need be.

Just when Sasuke was about to make the first move, a girl with oddly colored hair stepped between them. "Come on, guys, not here!" she turned towards Sasuke and stared fixedly at him. "If we have to settle this, let's not involve violence." her plump, juicy lips suddenly turned into wicked grin. "Let's have a drinking contest!" she announced gleefully. The boys and girls who passed by with red ties cheered and jumped wildly with excitement while the jerks with blue ties thought lowly of this.

Juugo placed a gentle hand on Sasuke's shoulder. "Sasuke, its not worth it." he could've sworn he heard a soft plea within Juugo's voice. Sasuke scoffed and continued his way into the school building. Karin and Juugo followed faithfully while Suigetsu hesitated before moving on. He examined Sakura from head to toe and turned his attention away to catch up with his group.

"Did you check out the girl with the pink hair? She's hot."

Karin snorted, almost laughing at Suigestu's ridiculous thought. "Trying again to deny the fact that you are homosexual?"

"Shut up, Karin. I think someone's trying to deny the fact that there is someone on this earth who has looks that beats the hell out of yours, even though yours isn't much to brag about anyway."

"Why you little-!"

Sasuke had already slightly regarded the thought of the pink-haired girl also. First of all, that hair was just plain unusual. Second, what is she doing hanging out with the loser who had bumped into him and made no attempt to beg for forgiveness? And lastly, who the fuck cares? She's a idiotic bitch of Aka high and Sasuke doesn't really give a damn.

"I thought she was really beautiful. You don't see girls around like that anymore." Juugo sorely admitted. Suigetsu grinned with accomplishment when he saw Karin's jaw drop.

She was completely bewildered!

Sakura continually tried to calm her best friend down. But to her disappointment, it only fueled his anger. "Oh come on, Naruto! Forget about that jerk. He is an Aoi after all."

"You're right! He is an Aoi, and I should've beat the crap out of him!" he punched a fist into his hand. "And even if we didn't use violence, I could've beat the crap out of him during a drinking contest! Loser's afraid to take a few shots..." Naruto grinned infamously. Sakura rolled her eyes, but still managed to be amused. There's the Naruto she knew and loved.

"Just wait until the up and coming party, you won't be disappointed." she reassured him.

Naruto smiled at her with all the faith in the world. "If you're planning it, you know I won't."

Tsunade turned her attention away from the windows and sighed profoundly. After seeing the 'near fist fight' between two students, she instantly began thinking towards her original thoughts, 'This isn't a good idea.' Orochimaru had glanced at the recent near-fight as well and couldn't really care less.

Aka and Aoi boarding schools have been at each other's throats since it's foundation. Both sister schools were initially brought up as prestigious, greatly educated, and for the gifted minded. At least one of them had the decency to remain the same, as for the other one; it was long ago when the second principal, Tsunade's grand-uncle, turned everything upside down. He lowered the stress level, left them to have extreme amounts of fun, and a lot of slacking off. It was a huge change of events, and it somehow continued to abide. No matter how many times Sarutobi, Aka high school's third principal, decided that it needed to be the way it used to, Aka was and will forever be the infamous school known for it's wild students.

Tsunade remember when her little devil (also known as Naruto) found out that his father had been deemed fourth principal for the high school he sworn he would get into. Minato Namikaze was in no hurry to change what the Third had wanted. Instead, he let it be and knew all would be right. Years later, he along with his wife, Kushina, died in an accident involving snowboards, drinks, and condoms. Apparently they were fun-loving people as well and ultimately passed that trait onto their son.

"Why? Why would you want to throw away the name your father gave you? I don't understand you at all!" Jiraiya, an old friend of Tsunade who had always been close to Naruto's father, replied angrily.

Naruto scoffed and stared haughtily into Jiraiya's eyes. "Why the hell shouldn't I!? It's my life, and my name, I can do whatever I want with it!" he grew more and more hostile by the minute.

It was a tragedy indeed, but Tsunade didn't quite understand it either.

"Let's be rational for a minute and think about this, Naruto. You're obviously sad about...what happened with your parents-"

Naruto scoffed. "What the hell were they doing with a snowboard anyway? And condoms...they're dirtier than I thought..." his casted a quick I-know-you-were-the-one-who-inspired-them look in Jiraiya's direction, who tried to look as innocent as possible.

"You're still ignoring our question. Why are you in such a hurry to change your name?"

His sad frown never left his face. "I look too much like my dad." he simply replied. "I have his name." The silence was overwhelming, he paced the hall. "I'd spend every waking moment with him. We did everything together." he chuckled bitterly and came to a sudden halt. "But what do I have that will remind me of my mother? Nothing..."

Jiraiya and Tsunade couldn't imagine how much it hurt Naruto knowing that he and his mother hardly had any time together.

"We never had the relationship I had with dad, and when she tried, I ignored her-"

"That's enough." Tsunade interrupted before he would cry out in tears. "Don't try to make yourself feel any worse than you already are. You've had enough."

Naruto shook his head. "No, not enough. I want more." he boldly told her and Jiraiya. "I want to change my last name to Uzumaki in memory of my mother. Is that so wrong?"

Tsunade's lips curled into a small smile at the thought of little Naruto. He's been in the care of Jiraiya ever since, until he moved into the boarding school once he reached his freshmen year. He was the living image of his father, but his attitude and name was all his mother's. Although Kushina would be slightly relieved to know her little boy isn't doing half the things she used to do.

"Back to business, Princess Tsuande?" Orochimaru sipped his tea and sophisticatedly crossed his legs.

Tsunade muttered incoherent insults and turned to face Orochimaru, a very old 'friend', with the hugest and fakest smile ever. "Didn't I tell you not to call me that you arrogant, egotistic, bastard."

The man merely shrugged. "It suits your obvious thoughts of being better than everyone else."

'Look who's talking.' thought Tsunade, frowning like a mad woman.

It seems like the principals of our opposing schools are having a battle of their own. Doesn't look like we'll be picking up good vibrations anytime soon.