"Uh sir, you've seem to forgotten to borrow some toothpaste" Pettigrew interuppted Voldemorts gleeful giggles.

"Oh I dont care Piper! I've won! I killed Harry Potter" He shouted at the top of his lungs.

The people sitting on the bus turned to stare at Voldemort.

"Sir, I have to remind you we are in muggle territory. Maybe you could use your inside voice."

Voldemorts eyes widened. Tears began to form , "I...I didnt brush my teeth?"

"...No sir. You didnt borrow any toothpaste like you planned too."

The muggles continued to stare, some entertained, some too scared to look away.

Voldemort lost it, he bawled his eyes out and at one point he cried so much he began to dry heave.

Pettigrew who was already used to Voldemorts little outbursts took out his gameboy colour and began to play "Barbies Genie Adventures".

After 27 minutes of straight out crying the bus driver decided to kick them off.

They stepped off and Voldemort gasped in excitement.

"Petey, this is exactly what I need for my new image!" Voldemort said in awe, adoring the building in front of him.

"What new image?"

"The one that expresses how I feel. My true inner self."

They entered the building and came out new people.

Voldemort was sporting a black wig that covered half his face. He had black eye make-up outlining his eyes. He also had dark blood red lipstick on. He had ripped black skinny jeans on and a MCR band tee.

Pettigrew followed behind looking equally as depressed but had a Pink Hannah Montana backpack.

Voldemort put his head down, hands in pocket and started dragging his feet to the bus stop. When he reached the pole he leaned slightly on it and flipped his hair sighing.

Pettigrew just stood there.

"You know what would really express the darkness of my soul?" Voldemort asked Pettigrew in his most monotonous voice.

"What sir?"

"Starring in a Broadway musical.. -sigh- "

"Ooo, deep sir."

So Voldemort then headed to the Vogue Theatre to try out for the part of Donna in Mamma Mia.

His only competition was Meryl Streep which he thought he could beat easily. They had an intense singing battle to the song 'Dancing Queen' by Abba. Voldemort was bustin out his best moves, groovin to the beat.

Or so he thought.

In reality Voldemort was a gawky uncoordinated dancer with 2 left feet.

His voice wasnt so great either. It sounded like a mixture of a chicken getting plucked and a dying cow.

In the end to much suprise Voldemort did not get the part.

He stormed out of the building.

"I cant believe I didnt get the part. I was 10 times better than the other girl."

Voldemorts rants were soon interuppted by a high pitch squeal and tuts.

"Voldy-baby, zhat 'ave you done to your beautiful locks!"

Voldemort turned around to face a short skinny little guy in a black and white striped t-shirt with a black beret. He had a strong french accent. It was Pierre, his hairdresser.

"Tut-tut, is zat black? You know zat is the worst colour to dye your hair! It never comes out!"

Voldemort was bright red in the face, "Why can't you just accept me for who I am? Why can't you just LOVE ME!"

"I zee 'ow it iz. Im sorry, I cant not love an ugly man!" Pierre stuck his nose in the air.

Voldemort could not take anymore of this. First he forgot to brush his teeth, then he doesnt get the part in Mamma Mia and now Pierre doesnt love him anymore.

Voldemort sacked Pierre square on the chin.

There was an awkward silence and Pettigrew slowly pulled Voldemort away from the unconcious french guy on the ground.

They headed toward the Dentists office and when the reached there Voldemort stopped a few feet away and took 3 deep breathes. Hes never not brushed his teeth before an appointment and he was rather disappointed in himself.

Pettigrew rubbed his back consoling him.

Voldemort dramatically looked at Pettigrew and the camera zoomed in quickly for a super close up while he uttered out the following inspirational words.

"Im ready."

Eye of the Tiger started playing in the backround and then many quick cuts of Voldemort brushing his teeth ensued. The music faded and they left the Dentist.

Pettigrew sucking on some sugar free candy decided to say the last dramatic sentence of this chapter.

"I wonder what babies taste like..."

WOW, I never thought I would continue this story. Anywho, review please. :)