Fai- OH, KURO-PI! CARESS ME WITH YOUR BIG, STRONG HANDS!
Kurogane- Oi, dumb ass, what the hell are you doing?
Fai - I'm reading, Kuro-chan… I LOVE WHEN YOU FU…
Kurogane- Well, 'read' more quietly, moron.
Fai- But Kuro-chi, I thought you might love to hear this wonderful story about us!
Kurogane- Wait, US?
Fai- Yes, it a 'Fan-ficy', I found it on the 'intern-nets', there are a lot of stories about us on the 'intern-nets' in this world.
Kurogane- It's 'inernet' stupid, now let me see that…
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!!?!?
Fai- I told you Kuro-sama, it's a 'fan-ficy'. About us! Kuro-wan, are you ok…Kuro-wanko? You look kind of red, and…
Kurogane- Did you write this, mage?
Fai- Me? No! The FlamingTroll'sTower did! I'm not this creative, Kuro-kuro…in fact I might have to steal some ideas for technique from this…
Kurogane-…I did not need to hear that.
Fai- I promise not to use them on anyone but Kuro-koi!
Kurogane- SHUT UP! Is any of that thing serious?
Fai- Actually…no. Not really. The lovely author asked me to tell everyone it's a Troll, a fake 'fan-ficy'! Isn't that nice!
Kurogane- Wait so this dumb ass actually spent her time writing this, as a JOKE!?!? Do they have no life?
Fai- No, she simply had a bet. You see, a friend is trying to write a fan-ficy, and her friend is actually a really good writer, and they were talking about how good 'fan-ficys' don't get enough credit…how you could probably get more recognition by writing bad porn…
Kurogane- Is there a reason I care?
Fai- Just listen Kuro-myu. So she decided to write this story and prove her point… it actually got fewer reviews than she thought it would, guess people are shy about reviewing m rated 'fan-ficys'… but there were a lot of 'faves' on it. Even thought she made it pretty obvious it was a joke, we're both out of character most of the time… you use my name a lot! And she spelled things wrong, and called herself the 'FlamingTroll' flamers are people who insult other 'fan-ficys' and trolls write fake 'fan-ficys', like I said.
Kurogane- And she actually convinced people she was for real? Idiots!!
Fai-You say that about everyone…