Jesus, shoot me dead. I deserve it, I haven't been here in over a year and I thought since I had the spare time with it being half term and all, I would write a new chapter. Even though I highly doubt anyone will still be interested in the story, I thought I'd do it anyway to keep my English skills in tact seeing as I dropped the subject at the first chance. I do have a marvellous excuse for not being here for so long and that's because ive had my GCSEs, which if I may say so myself I did do rather well in. So now im on to my A Levels which to be fair is treating me okay at the moment. Maths is a bitch though.

Also, I have more complaints to make about myself. I cant use the whole walnut sentence in this chapter because of the fact that it really didn't fit in anywhere, so yes, I am a terrible, terrible person and for that I am truly sorry. On the bright side of things, I am really happppps today because im getting a replacement iPad, wooooooo! My current one has a dead pixel =( r.i.p pixel.

APOV

Bella and Edward came and sat with us in the same positions that we were in before we all left. 'Okay then Eddie, time for you to get this game going again.' Said Emmett. Edward shot him an evil glare – he hated being called Eddie.

'Okay then,' Edward started. 'Taking everything into account, I think for the next truth or dare, I am going to chose…' he paused 'Emmett.'

Emmett stared at him with a mixture of pure happiness and shock when his name rolled off of Edward's tongue. He then folded his arms proudly across his chest.

'Truth or dare?' Prompted Edward. Emmett moved one of his folded arms and stroked his forefinger on his chin, seemingly pondering his options.

'Dude, seriously, you're asking?' Emmett asked with a chuckle. It was admittedly fairly obvious what Emmett would want. 'I'll take a dare bro.' Edward made a sinister faint chuckle as Emmett made his choice.

'Okay,' began Edward, 'I want you,' he pointed at Emmett with a slender, white finger, 'to wear a pink shirt for the rest of this game,' Emmett's dark eyebrows knitted together in confusion, 'and you have to have a photo taken in it,' Emmett's eyebrows were practically kissing, 'and it has to be used as your Facebook profile picture.' Emmett's eyebrows had now become the one as they were knitted together so tightly. His usual cool and composed face now looked as Bella's had looked a couple of days previously when she'd sucked the lemon from her diet coke.

It took him a while to muster some sort of response to Edward's dare, but eventually he replied. 'Er, whatever Edward. Nice try, but I don't have a pink shirt and I severely doubt anyone here has one which would fit me.' A smirk on his face. I had to speak up.

'That's not strictly true…' I said reasonably softly looking directly at Jasper. Jasper had shirts in every colour known to man.

'Alice, please, I'm not going to fit into one of your shirts.' Emmett told me in a dismissive tone with a wave of the hand. I let out a trill of laughter and pointed cheekily towards Jasper.

'He definitely has pink shirts.' I said simply. Emmett's laugh boomed through the house.

'Shirts? As in plural?' He cried, dimpled cheeks almost exploding with the pressure of his grin. 'Jasper, man, I never had you down as the 'only real men wear pink' type! What kind of shirts are they? Crop tops, boob tubes…' He was cut of by a snarl coming from within Jasper's throat. I slapped him on the knee to shut him up.

'I think they're nice.' I commented shooting Emmett an evil(ish) glance.

'Ha, I never would've thought it – a Civil War Major turned pink shirt wearer. A-ma-zing.' Emmett laughed some more as he leant on Rosalie for some physical support, who too was cracking a smile. Jasper's eyebrows knitted together as he replied in a sinister voice.

'Well at least I did something useful in my former life. Tell me Emmett, what did you ever do besides being mauled by bears?' One sandy eyebrow was now raised and a smirk was put upon Jasper's face. Emmett's face fell and you could tell that if he were human he would blush at his mauling to a bear which almost, almost killed him.

'Oooh, BURN.' Said Bella, as she looked up to Edward almost as if seeking approval for her words, she didn't receive it, all she got was a shake of the head and sorry eyes. 'I mean, Japser, that was mean…?' She corrected herself almost like it was a question. This made me and Rosalie laugh at the genuinely scared look on her face due to the faces on our husbands. I honestly don't think that either of them knew what to say. Silence.

'Oh man alive, can we get this friggin' game moving or what?' Asked Rose in a seriously agitated voice. 'I've got things to do you know…'

'Don't you mean, you've got someone to do?' Asked Emmett with suggestive eyebrows. We all collectively 'ewwed' as Emmett spoke. I did not envy Edward at his having to view Emmett's thoughts right now.

'No Emmett, I really don't.' Smirked Rosalie.

'BURN, again.' Bella really needed to put a sock in it or she was gunna have to pay. Edward gently put one of his ice hands over her pink lips.

'Be quiet, Bella.' He pleaded. She nodded.

Jasper stood up and within seconds he was standing holding a pink Lacoste polo shirt. I was so proud of his fashion sense. He held his hand out to Emmett to pass over the shirt.

'Please be careful with Marco, I haven't had him long.' Jasper said as Emmett grabbed the shirt out of his hands. Emmett literally collapsed on the floor with laughter this time.

'Dude, you name your fucking shirts?'

'Only the really special ones…'

'This is GOLD.'

'Whatever. You're never wearing Julio or Ruben.'

'Really Jasper, that's OK. I have my own, un-named, clothes.' Jasper huffed and sat back down in his place next to me. Emmett took off his grey t-shirt which elicited a small gasp from Bella at his seriously toned chest.

'Bella, he's got nothing on me, love.' Said Edward with an out of character wink. That was something we all had to laugh at. You could even hear Esme's chuckles from out in the garden. Emmett covered his bare chest as he pulled on Jasper's shirt, or 'Marco'. It was a bit tight to say the least seeing as Jasper was more lean than muscular and Emmett was more muscular than lean.

'This is just ridiculous,' started Emmett studying himself in the mirror. 'I look as gay as the day is long.' He declared with a whine and a huge sigh. 'As soon as this is my Facebook picture, the whole school will think I'm gay and I don't want Paulo from drama club to pine after me, again.' I rolled my eyes, Paulo was a gay guy from school and he was literally one of the nicest people going, I never spoke to him much as we liked to keep our distance as a family but he was sweet. He had an obvious attraction to Emmett, Jasper and Edward, with their being the most attractive men in the school and when we had just arrived he even tried to hit on Emmett, that was before Rose stepped in to answer any questions over Emmett's sexuality.

'Just shut up and take it like a man, Em.' Said Jasper who was grinning with a camera in his hands. 'Now smile for the picture.' He held up the camera.

'Can Rosie please be in it, Edward? I don't want people thinking I bat for the other team when I'm perfectly happy batting for this one.' Edward sighed, but nodded as he thought that arguing with Emmett would only end up in disaster for Esme's ornaments. And an upset Esme is worse than thinking of horses being slaughtered.

Emmett posed and Jasper had the picture loaded on Facebook in no time.

5 minutes later the picture had 13 likes and 2 comments.

Seth Clearwater, Jessica Stanley, Mike Newton, Leah Clearwater and 9 others like this photo.

Angela Weber: Emmett, pink really suits you. Nice picture =)

Jacob Black: GAYYYYYYYYY

'Ugh I'm gunna rip that Jacob Black's head off one of these days, stinking dog.' Shouted Emmett as his face fell from the smile of reading Angela's comment.

'Oh Emmett, please don't he was only having a laugh.' Spoke Bella in a small voice. God she was always protecting that mutt.

'Well I think it's safe to say that he's the gay one around here anyway. No girlfriend and he spends all his time hanging around with topless men…puh-lease. That is gay.' Everyone ignored him. 'Okay, I'm over it now, let's get on with this shit. The less time it takes to finish the sooner I can take this shitty shirt off.' I saw Jasper tense in the corner of my eye. Haha. 'Jasper seeing as you helped put me into this misery, I'm choosing you for this next one. Truth or dare, my little partner in crime?'

Once again I am sooooooooo sorry for this extreme delay. I really hope some of you are still interested =)

Oh and I never said at the weekend I met some coooool people, BooBoo Stewart, Chaske Spencer(again), Gil Birmingham (again), Charlie Bewley, Julia Jones, Bronson Pelletier and Leah Gibson.

THEY ARE COOL.

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