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"Hermione--you going to eat that?"

Ron looked up from a drumstick he was most definitely eating and glanced across to Hermione Granger, sitting on Harry's other side. Hermione's fork, laden with a generous lump of mashed sweet potato, had frozen halfway up to her mouth and was staying there. Ron raised his eyebrows.

"'ehmyanie?" Ron managed around a mouthful of turkey.

"Look," their friend--and incidentally, prefect--hissed. She nodded in the direction of the teacher's table. "Sitting down beside Snape there."

Harry and Ron's eyes followed hers and lighted on a tall woman, made even more so by her pointed hat. A new professor, a new oddity.

"Bloody hell," Ron breathed. "What is she wearing?"

Odd indeed. The newcomer wore her witch's robes loosely; they were on the verge of falling off her shoulders. Beneath the uniform one could easily see a pair of jeans and a black T-shirt, dominated by a rearing Chinese dragon curling around a ball of complicated Celtic knots, all of it in silver.

The three friends weren't the only ones staring: the entire Gryffindor table had taken notice by now, and no doubt the Slytherins were already whispering among themselves about...

"My God," George Weasley, having chosen to sit across from them for the express purpose of annoying his little brother. "Is that our--"

"--Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher?" his twin finished.

"She's practically a Muggle!" Ron exclaimed. Hermione shot him a dirty look from around Harry and Ron flushed. "Sorry, Hermione."

"If she were a Muggle," Hermione said a touch icily, "then she wouldn't be here at Hogwarts, would she?"

Harry almost smiled at the familiar, prim tone in Hermione's voice: he and Ron had been afraid that, upon being made a prefect, their old friend would become a, well, a Percy. Fortunately, from the beginning of buying their books in Diagon Alley, neither had detected any superiority coming from her.

Well, any more superiority than usual. Which, he supposed, was more than they had asked for. Fred had said that since Hermione already was a Percy, there would be no getting worse for her.

"Look at her, though!" Ron insisted. "She looks like a seventh year."

The woman who had, undeniably, taken the infamous seat beside Professor Severus Snape did look extremely young. And it didn't help that, as she turned her head to glance at something, the hair that was pulled back into a low ponytail was revealed to be a pale ice-blonde...accented with blood red highlights.

Ron's eyes were bugging out of his head. "Bloody. Hell."

Harry was watching the teachers. Dumbledore leaned forward to catch the new teacher's attention. He smiled at her over his half-moon spectacles; she only nodded curtly back and looked away, not touching the food that had appeared on her golden plate. Dumbledore, not looking in the least bit put out, turned back to McGonagall.

I wonder how badly Snape will hate this one, Harry wondered, reaching for his cup of butterbeer while watching the teacher's table from the corner of his eye. From the buzz of the Great Hall he could pick out snatches of conversation, and nearly all of them were about the new teacher.

"A girl. This's the first time since..."

"Look at those clothes. They let her in like that?"

"I think they're wicked."

"Harry...Harry!"

He started and looked over at Ron, who had nudged him a bit sharply in the ribs. "What?"

"Look at Snape," his friend whispered, pointing. Harry followed his finger and so did Hermione.

Snape, with his greasy hair and sour expression, had been staring at the girl who was sitting in the chair he so wanted with natural dislike. But now the subtle sneer that distorted his thin face was rapidly melting away, replaced by a shocked, disoriented kind of expression. He looked quickly away from the strange teacher, one hand to his forehead, staring into nothing. His eyes closed as though he were in pain.

Mad Eye Moody's replacement never looked his way once.

Harry saw Dumbledore exchange a glance with McGonagall before he looked to Snape and spoke. Snape inclined his head and actually shuddered, then suddenly stood. Harry didn't even see him say anything to excuse himself. He turned and walked out of the Great Hall, heading for the dungeons.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione watched, rapt, as first Dumbledore then McGonagall made eye contact with the young professor. She looked away with an air of indifference, but Harry thought she seemed a bit grim.

The entire Hall and subsequently quited then reached new heights of noise when Snape left. Hermione turned her head back towards Harry, then Ron. "What was that allabout?"

Harry only shook his head. It was going to be an interesting year.