Not the Greatest Idea

She really honestly couldn't believe what she was seeing. It was impossible, it had to be. After all, there was really no way the hanyou could actually be taunting his older, more powerful brother like that.

Kagome watched as Inu-Yasha and his newest girlfriend pawed each other, wondering how a sweet girl like Shiori could get mixed up with a jerk like him. Also wondering when they were going to notice her and Sesshou-Maru standing there. But most of all, she wondered when the inu hanyou was going to hear Sesshou-Maru's rather angry sounding growls. They were, after all, nearly copulating on the hood of Sesshou-Maru's beautiful Bugatti.

Beside her, Sesshou-Maru's eyes were tinged with an angry pink, green vapors escaping from his clenching fingers. She had never seen him angry before, he was always a very cool, even tempered youkai that she never thought he even could get enraged. She had to admit though, it was a very sobering experience, even if she wasn't the object of his fury. She could see Inu-Yasha's demise in those eyes, and for the first time in ages, she pitied the hanyou.

She was impressed with the daiyoukai even more though, for he had great restraint. If it were her beautiful car the nitwit was fornicating on, she would have purified him to itty bitty particles by now. Sesshou-Maru only snapped when the little bat hanyou asked in a breathy voice: "So when can I drive it?"

Before the younger brother could answer, Sesshou-Maru had tossed him across the room with a deafening growl. Shiori shrieked in surprise, sliding off the hood without Inu-Yasha there to keep her atop it. She withered under his angry glare, but it didn't last long. The daiyoukai was on his brother again in a flash, slamming him into the wall.

"What the hell, bastard!" Ground out Inu-Yasha, trying to kick at his brother.

Sesshou-Maru growled low in his throat, "You dare descrate my Bugatti?!"

Inu-Yasha's hand wrapped around his brothers wrist, trying to get him to let go of his throat, "Fuck, dude, I need to get action somehow. My cars-"

Before he could finish, Sesshou-Maru threw him across the room again. "You will not use this Sesshou-Maru's vehicle for your booty call!"

In all her time with the hanyou, she had never known him to do or say the right thing really. Especially when it was the wrong moment did he speak up. This proved to be a very wrong moment. So, naturally, Inu-Yasha spoke.

"It's not like you get any action with it anyway," muttered the idiot.

Sesshou-Maru was silent for a good few minutes, Kagome had sense enough to back away slowly. The silence ended quickly with Sesshou-Maru tossing his younger brother though the garage wall and following to take care of the hanyou properly.

Kagome stared at the hanyou shaped hole for a few minutes, then shook her head with a sigh. Calmly, she helped a shaking Shiori to her feet, pitying the naïve girl. "Would you like some tea?"

Shiori blinked up at her, "Um… s-sure." She glanced back at the Bugatti Veyron. "I th-thought that was Inu-Yasha's car."

Kagome shook her head, "I know that Inu-yasha isn't the brightest crayon in the box but seriously, saying that Sesshou-Maru's car was his?" she shook her head in disgust, "Just not Inu-Yasha's greatest idea."

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A.N: Dedicated to KrazyRunya from . She asked me to update Nice Car. I told her I would within a week… Then I had a dream that she bit my head off through e-mail… I figured it was time to update, yes?

Anyway… the memory stick that I had all my stories on isn't letting me access my stories at this time… as you can imagine, since my comp died right before that, I'm pretty disillusioned with technology right now… sorry if I don't update so much…

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