Guide To An Unsuccessful Relationship

Chapter Seven: The Break-up Letter

It's always better to break up with someone in person, but sometimes you just don't feel like it.

How the break up began/how the relationship ended: a letter.

Dear Kyouya,

Thanks for the several pleasant days handjobs weeks that we shared. Although at first it seemed as though we were a match made in haste Tokyo heaven, I now realize that I need something less pale not psyco more in my life.

Hurting you was the first last thing I'd ever want to do, but I can't hide my new romance disgust feelings any longer. I hope you understand choke on vomit heal quickly.

When you think back on what we had, I hope that you'll be kind floating face down in a river happy, and you'll always know that part of me will never always care about you.

I want you to know that I will treasure deeply, with all my heart, the beautiful memory of when we fucked did all those stupid things made fun of Tamaki and Hikaru, and I will never think of it as just some stupid thing we did once.

Love, Cram It, Always Your Friend

Kaoru