A/N- This idea just wouldn't leave my head. I had to write it down..then I had to post it. This is like You've Got Mail meets Sleepless In Seattle. If everyone hates it, I promise I won't continue it. I'll go back to my Jericho one shots!

Full Summary: He was arrogant bastard who she despised. Online, he was different. She just didn't know it was him she was talking to. He didn't know it was her either, but slowly figures it out after awhile.

XX

Online Friends, Offline Enemies

"Did you see all the nice things Lance Storm said about me on his website? If he wasn't my friend, I'd think he had a man crush on me. Though who could really blame him..." Caylin frowned when she heard his voice. Chris Jericho annoyed the hell out of her. He was the only person in the entire world she didn't like and didn't get along with. She wasn't really pleased that his voice was the first thing she heard when she entered the hotel lobby.

Of course he had a crowd of fans..and wrestlers around him as he told what was probably a fake story anyway. The smirk he sent didn't go unnoticed by her either. It was one of those "everyone loves me and you're jealous" smirks. It was safe to say he didn't like Caylin either. She never did anything to him though. Mickie told her it was because they were so different. Caylin was a serious person, and Chris..well, wasn't most of the time.

Flipping him off as she passed by satisfied her though. Right now all she wanted to do was sleep. Candice went out after the show with some of the others and probably wouldn't be back until the early morning hours, something Caylin was thankful for. Candice had a tendency to talk non stop at night. Caylin usually didn't mind, but tonight she was tired.

Entering her room, she reminded herself that she had to pack in the morning. She decided to get up early and shower and pack. She glanced at her laptop on the desk and sighed when she saw she had no new emails. After changing into her pajamas, she decided to sign on to AIM and see if anyone was.

No one worth talking to right now she concluded after glancing over the list.

KingOfYourWorld has just signed on.

Caylin jumped slightly at the sound of the ding alerting her someone signed on. She smiled when she saw who it was. Before she could message him, a message appeared on her screen.

KingOfYourWorld invites you to an instant messaging conversation. Do you want to accept this message?

Caylin quickly accepted and laughed when she saw what he wrote.

KingOfYourWorld: How much did you miss me?

CanYouSayCay: Tons. My heart was breaking every minute you weren't online.

KingOfYourWorld: Doesn't surprise me. People tell me that all the time.

CanYouSayCay: I believe it.

KingOfYourWorld: LOL

CanYouSayCay: Did you really just say LOL?

KingOfYourWorld: No.

CanYouSayCay: Shut up.

KingOfYourWorld: So what mega awesome super cool things did you do today?

CanYouSayCay: Nothing really. I got into an argument with a coworker though! That's always fun.

KingOfYourWorld: You better watch it. Your boss will be firing you and don't think I'm hiring you.

CanYouSayCay: He won't fire me. I'm the best he has.

KingOfYourWorld: I'm sure I'd be better though.

CanYouSayCay: Doubtful. It took years of training.

KingOfYourWorld: Which means it'd take me less than a day.

CanYouSayCay: I don't the outfits would look good on you.

KingOfYourWorld: You're a stripper, aren't you?

CanYouSayCay: NO!

KingOfYourWorld: Then I'd look good in your uniform.

CanYouSayCay: Cocky aren't we?

KingOfYourWorld: I prefer to call it confidence.

CanYouSayCay: Better than arrogance.

KingOfYourWorld: ...Not true.

CanYouSayCay: I'm not commenting on that. So how was your day?

KingOfYourWorld: When you're as great as me, everyday is great.

CanYouSayCay: I'm going to go to bed and hopefully your ego will deflate by tomorrow.

KingOfYourWorld: You love me.

CanYouSayCay has signed off.

Caylin reread a little of the conversation laughing quietly to herself. She had met him about a year ago online and they clicked immediately. They didn't know each others names, professions, or anything about each other's lives. He could be a drug trafficker for all she knew. She did remember him saying he traveled a lot come to think of it. She shook her head. No way. Besides, she traveled a lot and she wasn't a drug dealer. She preferred not knowing anything about him, and him her. She could be anyone she wanted. She didn't have to be Caylin; the beautiful woman who dominates RAW's diva's division.

There were times though that she wanted to ask him his name, or where he was from. Sometimes she even had the want to meet him. It would never happen though, so she pushed thoughts like that away.

She shut down her computer and went to bed content that night.

XXX

"Jericho! You ass. I hate you!" Caylin screamed down the hallway at the arena.

"Love you too babe." Chris smirked as he walked backwards down the hallway. Nothing gave him greater pleasure than annoying her. He knew she didn't like him, and that made it all the more better. He wasn't to fond of her either.

"Go walk in front of a bus!" She yelled at him, unaware of her boss standing behind her.

"You think it's wise that the current champion becomes incapacitated?" Cayling froze. This was all that arrogant asshole down the hall who was laughing's fault.

"Uh, no sir. I was..I was only joking. Just joking." Caylin quickly lied.

"I'm sure you were. Please be in my office in an hour." Vince said nothing else, just walked away. Caylin audibly gulped. She was in trouble. Vince was going to fire her, she was sure of it.

All because of Chris Jericho.

She'd kill him after she was released.

XX

"No damn way."

"Ms. Long.." Caylin rolled her eyes at Vince being formal.

"I'm not doing it!"

"Caylin, yes you are. It's only for a few months."

"JUST FIRE ME!"

"Calm down."

"I'M NOT ENTERING A ROMANTIC STORYLINE WITH JERICHO!"