Disclaimer: I do not own 'Teardrops On My Guitar', that is the property of Taylor Swift
Cam
eats
With me,
I,
Wear my Spanx
So he won't see,
That
I've gained,
Some cellulite,
All the things
I shouldn't
be
I'll bet it's delicious,
That food he talks about,
And
it's got everything,
That I need to live without,
Cam
spills
Ziti
I
Laugh
Cuz it's so damn funny
That I
don't
Even see
Any spills
Cuz of Oxi
He says he's so
hungry
And that just isn't right
I wonder if he knows
That's
all I ever feel at night
He's
the reason
For the tears on my Luna bar,
The only thing
That
keeps me eating Campbell's Chicken Stars,
He's the Quake-
Er
Oats Man
I keep gorging
Don't know why I do.
Cam
spoon
Feeds me
Can he tell
He's choking me?
And there he
feeds
So perfectly
All of the trans fats
That I do not
need
He'd better hold on tight
To his jeans button
Look
at that miniscule size
And know he's lucky cuz
He's the
reason
For the tears on my Luna bar,
The only thing
That
keeps me eating Campbell's Chicken Stars,
He's the Quake-
Er
Oats Man
I keep gorging
Don't know why I do.
So I'll get
on the scale
And turn out all the lights
I'll put his chocolate
down
And maybe lose some weight tonight
Cuz he's the
reason
For the tears on my Luna bar,
The only one
With
enough snack foods
To clog my heart
He's the Quake-
Er Oats
Man
I keep gorging
Don't know why I do.
He's the cream
With the fluff
But it's never enough
And he's all that I
need
To overeat
Cam eats
With me
I wear my Spanx
So
he won't see