Disclaimer: I do not own the Clique

Disclaimer: I do not own 'Teardrops On My Guitar', that is the property of Taylor Swift

Cam eats
With me,
I,
Wear my Spanx
So he won't see,
That I've gained,
Some cellulite,
All the things
I shouldn't be

I'll bet it's delicious,
That food he talks about,
And it's got everything,
That I need to live without,

Cam spills
Ziti
I
Laugh
Cuz it's so damn funny
That I don't
Even see
Any spills
Cuz of Oxi

He says he's so hungry
And that just isn't right
I wonder if he knows
That's all I ever feel at night

He's the reason
For the tears on my Luna bar,
The only thing
That keeps me eating Campbell's Chicken Stars,
He's the Quake-
Er Oats Man
I keep gorging
Don't know why I do.

Cam spoon
Feeds me
Can he tell
He's choking me?
And there he feeds
So perfectly
All of the trans fats
That I do not need

He'd better hold on tight
To his jeans button
Look at that miniscule size
And know he's lucky cuz

He's the reason
For the tears on my Luna bar,
The only thing
That keeps me eating Campbell's Chicken Stars,
He's the Quake-
Er Oats Man
I keep gorging
Don't know why I do.

So I'll get on the scale
And turn out all the lights
I'll put his chocolate down
And maybe lose some weight tonight

Cuz he's the reason
For the tears on my Luna bar,
The only one
With enough snack foods
To clog my heart
He's the Quake-
Er Oats Man
I keep gorging
Don't know why I do.

He's the cream
With the fluff
But it's never enough
And he's all that I need
To overeat

Cam eats
With me
I wear my Spanx
So he won't see