Title: Dealing with D4

Author: ArisaAkita
Rating: M for no reason... maybe some violence and oh yea cross dressing
Pairings: (Main) Jou/Kai Jou/Yami
Warnings: Cross dressing, OCCness, Genderbending, the usually
Summary: Jounouchi Katsuya not your normal rich school girl at Domino High. One, he's a boy. Two, he's poor. And just to make matters worse he is targeted by D4, the best four duelists in Japan. Shounen-ai
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters(yugioh), the plot(HYD), hell i don't even own this laptop. But I do own a novel I wrote, that's about it...
Chapter 7 of ?: ketchup

A/M: How exciting of me I added something that wasn't in the original HYD plot le gasp! Well not really I just decided I wanted Jounouchi to be a little be more in character if only a smidgen. Also by adding this said reaction I'm changing the flow slightly. I hope I didn't crush any dreams.

The crowd yelled and cheered as garbage, water, juice, rice any food product in hand was thrown at the young pretty girl. Jounouchi was furious! He liked Anzu, the girl might have been a little wishy washy at times made even a ditz but she was Jounouchi's only friend at school. That meant a lot to the blond.

"Anzu!" Jounouchi cried his pink skirt bobbing as he ran to the rescue. A meter stick in hand. "Get out of the way!" He cursed trying to reach the girl.

"Are you okay?" He whispered, glaring at the crowd.

"Jounouchi-chan." The girl spoke before she broke down crying.

"Coward." Jounouchi seethed standing to his full height. "You coward! I'm supposed to be your target not her!" Seto Kaiba looked at the blonde with a satisfied smirk.

"Who gives you the right to speak mutt?" Jounouchi blinked at the brunet.

"Are you an idiot? So what if you're rich that means nothing. Anzu had no part in this." Kaiba raised his left eyebrow.

"Did I stutter?" He asked standing. "All is fair in love and war."

"Just leave the school already!" Someone threw a bottle of ketchup from the table at Jounouchi. Jounoouchi once upon a time used to be a very good batter for his primary school. He hit it.

Just so you know. Jounouchi didn't frankly like Kaiba's shirt. Infact green was a horrible colour on the blue eyed man. As such he didn't even flinch as the sauce spilled all over the offending article of clothing. That sucks it might cost the bastard a whole pocket worth of his "pocket" change for a new one.

"Look what you did." Jounouchi blinked.

"Hey Kaiba, you got some red stuff on your shirt." The blond barely remembered to keep his voice 'girly'. Bakura stared at the blond who wore a skirt and blinked once. One more blink and he was sure in what he seen. Or rather heard. The most irritating factor in Seto Kaiba's life was not some bitch of a girl, but a rather hot cross dressing blond boy. If the boy was a little bit softer he wouldn't have any qualms about picking him up. In fact what was really stopping him now? Bakura sat to think. Kaiba was furious. How dare this low class half breed slut talk to him like that?

"Lick it off." Jounouchi balked. The school that had backed up away from him slowly crowded in again.

"Lick it off, lick it off!" The school started to chant. Their cries getting louder. Jounouchi felt physically threatened. For once he felt like the girl he was dressed up as. A scared sheep in a horde of lions. Jounouchi dropped to the floor ashamed. He looked down to his left the ketchup bottle laid. And just above him the spot he was destined to lick.

Atemu snorted. He would step-in in a second if Jounouchi started to degrade himself any further. His cousin was taking his games way to far. He stopped his step before his shoe even hit the ground and looked on wide eyed. Did Jounouchi just...Atemu smirked broadly. "About time" he snickered to himself, sneaking out of the cafeteria.

Seto Kaiba growled. Even though it sounded more like a shriek, but for appearance sake it will be written that he growled because Kaiba's would never shriek. Unless of course some stupid mediocre dog poured ketchup over his head. Without a word he stood up glaring daggers at the whole population of the school. Marik and Bakura looked towards each other and stood silently. Walking behind the irate brunet. Bakura turned around slightly to look at Jounouchi with an approving glance. The only thing stopping him was the blond himself.

With a sigh of relief Jounouchi dropped the ketchup bottle back on the table and stalked out of the lunchroom. The crowd moving out of his way. He was certainly pissed as the bell rang. He was still starving. He never seemed to eat lunch anymore. What a waste.

Sorry this chapter was ridiculously short. But I didn't want to change scenes if I didn't have to. So I just left it like that. So enjoy this very short chapter. And as always review please it makes my heart glow!