Disclaimer: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH. Of course I don't own DGRAYMAN and I'm not getting any profit from this fanfiction. Etc.

A/N: Merry Christmas : )

This is probably my last DGRAYMAN oneshot because I'm over my DGRAYMAN phase. I'm back in love with Bleach...

Anyway. This is just a fanfiction/songfic (?) based on the song 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'. And I've always thought of Santa as a pervert ever since I heard the song, so now Kanda is the pervert, and Allen is his victim.

Kanda Yuu Is Coming To Town!

Allen better watch out!

Allen better not cry!

Better not pout!

I'll tell you why,

Kanda Yuu is coming to town!

He's making a sexy list

And checking it twice;

Gonna find out

Who's naughty not nice.

Kanda Yuu is coming to town.

He sees Allen when he's sleeping

He knows when Allen's stripping

He wants him to be bad not good

So be naughty for goodness sake!

O! Allen better watch out!

Allen better not hide,

Better not pout,

Already on his ride,

Kanda Yuu is coming to town,

(He's gonna hunt Allen down!)

Kanda Yuu is coming to town. (Yeah!)

A/N: I know it's really retarded. But just imagine what would happen when Kanda finds Allen :D

Btw, you can sing it and it sounds fine. :D

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