Title: The Interview With Shannon
Rating: PG-13
Contains: Craziness
Characters: Shannon Moore, Jeff & Matt Hardy, and Shane Helms
Disclaimer: I own no one.
Distribution: Stefani, this is nuts, but if ya want it. My site Whispering Flames but please e-mail me first before putting it up. (But, who would want it.)
****Note****
This comes from my sick little mind. I don't know why I am writing this. It just won't get out of my head so I writing it.
IV: Interviewer
SM: Shannon Moore
SH: Shane Helms
JH: Jeff Hardy
MH: Matt Hardy
*This is an action*
IV: I am here at Shannon Moore's home. And I must say, I never knew you liked Handcuffs.
SM: I do! When Storm puts them on me, I have so much fun! *smiles stupidly*
IV: Who's Storm? *confused look*
SM: My Goddess. My rider. My toy to play with.
MH: She's mine too Shanny. Please don't forget that one time.... *growls at Shannon before looking like he is King*
SH: I wish I would! *looks like he is going to be sick*
JH: Shane, you're just jealous that she didn't ride you all night! *nods and pats Shannon on the back*
IV: WHAT!? *shocked*
SM: Don't listen to them. They don't know anything. *crosses arms* OUCH! *Matt hit him on the back of his head*
MH: Shannon, she likes us more than you. *folds arms like Shannon*
SM: Then why does she have her e-mail as StormluvsShanny, huh? *Raises his eyebrow*
SH: Because she pitties you.
JH: Then why does she play with Shanny and me more than y'all? *looks around knowingly*
IV: What the hell?! *Throws his pad down and watches*
*Shannon Stands up and stomps feet*
SM: SHE MINE! SHE MINE! SHE MINE!
*All the guys look around fearful*
JH: Shanny, stop. You're going to wake Storm. And, you know she is a bitch in the mornings. *Ducks behind couch*
*Shannon stomps harder*
SM: What do ya think I am trying to do?
*A loud hiss is heard through the house*
*All the guys dive behind the couch with Jeff*
IV: What was that? *Looking around confused*
SM/SH/MH/JH: Storm!
*A short, brown haired female comes walking through the house. She grabs a pair of leather handcuffs and a whip*
Storm: WHO IN THE BLUE HELL WOKE ME!? *She cracks the whip* Who?
*Shannon stands up*
SM: They *points to the others hiding* Think you no love me! *cries* They say you luv them moooooorreeee!
*Storm grabbs Shannon*
Storm: You will pay for waking me!
*Forces Shannon to follow her into the back room*
JH: Now, what are we going to do?
*A crack and a scream is heard*
SH: I don't know, but Shanny always has the most fun *pouts*
IV: I still don't have my interview... *Stands up*
MH: Well, *rubs chin* Make something up...
JH: Yeah, or you can read the interview Storm left for you...
*looks at Shane and Matt*
SH/JH/MH: DAMN!
*Runs around like they had their heads cut off*
IV: What?
MH: Oh my GOD!
SH: We were suppost to give you this interview. *point to a fold on table*
JH: Storm is going to be mad!
*Storm comes running down the hall followed by a limping Shannon*
Storm: Shannon *points to a black that was on a hook* Get me that bag. *Looks at Jeff, Matt and Shane* Y'all need to learn some respect for me and yourselves.....
THE END!
Rating: PG-13
Contains: Craziness
Characters: Shannon Moore, Jeff & Matt Hardy, and Shane Helms
Disclaimer: I own no one.
Distribution: Stefani, this is nuts, but if ya want it. My site Whispering Flames but please e-mail me first before putting it up. (But, who would want it.)
****Note****
This comes from my sick little mind. I don't know why I am writing this. It just won't get out of my head so I writing it.
IV: Interviewer
SM: Shannon Moore
SH: Shane Helms
JH: Jeff Hardy
MH: Matt Hardy
*This is an action*
IV: I am here at Shannon Moore's home. And I must say, I never knew you liked Handcuffs.
SM: I do! When Storm puts them on me, I have so much fun! *smiles stupidly*
IV: Who's Storm? *confused look*
SM: My Goddess. My rider. My toy to play with.
MH: She's mine too Shanny. Please don't forget that one time.... *growls at Shannon before looking like he is King*
SH: I wish I would! *looks like he is going to be sick*
JH: Shane, you're just jealous that she didn't ride you all night! *nods and pats Shannon on the back*
IV: WHAT!? *shocked*
SM: Don't listen to them. They don't know anything. *crosses arms* OUCH! *Matt hit him on the back of his head*
MH: Shannon, she likes us more than you. *folds arms like Shannon*
SM: Then why does she have her e-mail as StormluvsShanny, huh? *Raises his eyebrow*
SH: Because she pitties you.
JH: Then why does she play with Shanny and me more than y'all? *looks around knowingly*
IV: What the hell?! *Throws his pad down and watches*
*Shannon Stands up and stomps feet*
SM: SHE MINE! SHE MINE! SHE MINE!
*All the guys look around fearful*
JH: Shanny, stop. You're going to wake Storm. And, you know she is a bitch in the mornings. *Ducks behind couch*
*Shannon stomps harder*
SM: What do ya think I am trying to do?
*A loud hiss is heard through the house*
*All the guys dive behind the couch with Jeff*
IV: What was that? *Looking around confused*
SM/SH/MH/JH: Storm!
*A short, brown haired female comes walking through the house. She grabs a pair of leather handcuffs and a whip*
Storm: WHO IN THE BLUE HELL WOKE ME!? *She cracks the whip* Who?
*Shannon stands up*
SM: They *points to the others hiding* Think you no love me! *cries* They say you luv them moooooorreeee!
*Storm grabbs Shannon*
Storm: You will pay for waking me!
*Forces Shannon to follow her into the back room*
JH: Now, what are we going to do?
*A crack and a scream is heard*
SH: I don't know, but Shanny always has the most fun *pouts*
IV: I still don't have my interview... *Stands up*
MH: Well, *rubs chin* Make something up...
JH: Yeah, or you can read the interview Storm left for you...
*looks at Shane and Matt*
SH/JH/MH: DAMN!
*Runs around like they had their heads cut off*
IV: What?
MH: Oh my GOD!
SH: We were suppost to give you this interview. *point to a fold on table*
JH: Storm is going to be mad!
*Storm comes running down the hall followed by a limping Shannon*
Storm: Shannon *points to a black that was on a hook* Get me that bag. *Looks at Jeff, Matt and Shane* Y'all need to learn some respect for me and yourselves.....
THE END!