Title: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

Disclaimer: I own neither the song, nor Harry, Sirius, and Hermione. But I do own Sage.

Written For: Karmasslave

Summary: Harry walks in on an unexpected moment, that ruins Christmas.

Rating: M

Warnings: Swearing, and sex.

Words: 508

Christmas Eve, Harry's favorite day. Ever since Sage had been born, Harry had lavished her with presents. She was really the cutest little thing, with her black curls and her bright gray eyes. He didn't know who she looked more like, Sirius or Hermione. Sometimes she acted so much like Sirius and then there were times she acted as a true replica of Hermione. Yes, Sage was a complete mixture of both, a terrifying compound for anyone who dared crossed her path.

Harry slowly crept into Grimmauld Place, it was 3 a.m., who would be up now. Even, Sage had probably gone to sleep, waiting for an imaginary Santa does get tiring. Silently Harry walked through the hall and made his way to the large sitting room, where the lavish Christmas tree hung, but something made him stop in his tracks. He thought he banging. Always an auror on the edge, Harry pulled out his wand. Burglars On Christmas Eve! Very slowly Harry opened the door, his wand clutched tightly in front of him, ready to attack.

What he saw not only made him wish he was never born, but he had the strongest urge to gouge his eyes out. There for display was Sirius and Hermione. Hermione pushed against the wall, while Sirius fucked her ruthlessly. The worst thing about this scenario, oh yes there was a worst thing, was that Sirius was dressed in a Santa Claus outfit.

Harry didn't know whether to cry or hex his annoying godfather and his overly horny wife. It wasn't the first time he saw the two shagging, they had given him enough mental scars as it was, but now they ruined Christmas!

(Christmas Day)

Harry scowled as he watched the happy people around him. He was in a bad mood, ever since that incident. He couldn't even look his godfather in the face. Santa Claus? Harry shuddered. Just then Harry felt two little arms tightening around his knees, not being able to help himself, Harry smiled. Sage.

"Uncle Harry, why do you look so angry?" she asked, her hands on her hips.

"I am not angry sweetheart, just a tad bit disgruntled," he replied smiling at her.

Sage smiled mischievously, a smile that held a secret, "Guess what?"

Harry couldn't help but lean down. "What?"

"I saw Santa!" whispered Sage, unable to hide the glee.

Harry fought the urge to roll his eyes. Sirius.

"And the best part is, I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus!" yelped Sage, "Wait till I tell all my friends!"

Harry watched open-mouthed as Sage pranced away, shaking his head disdainfully, he muttered "Well Sage, I saw your Mommy fucking Santa Claus."

A/N: Written for Karmasslave to thank her for her extreme enthusiasm with our beloved fandom! Thanks! Read and review.