The Perverted Button

Bella Edward Emmett

HOWDY DOO EDDYPOO

erm.. hello bella…

OMC! WHAT I SAID EARLIER RHYMED! :O

okay then…

guess what eddypoo!

what?

Emmy-bear and I went to a sooper dooper scientifical place

yes we did!

okay…

so anyways, we saw this exhibition on drugs.

it's exhibit, bella.

yeah, yeah. just let the girl continue!

fine…

okay, so then… we saw this button!

heehee!

and then what?

that's it!

that's it?!

well, no. you tell him Bellsy-Bean

fine. so then we pressed it, but nothing good happened. a light just turned on. but then we looked at what the button said!

and what did it say Bella?

you tell him Emmy!

mkay! so we both read it and it said……..

… what?

it said: press button to see what might be going on in the motel room next to yours! HAHAHA!

HAHAHA! :D

oh… wow. O.o

yuhss, it is a very pervy button. Just like Emmett!

YES! . . . Wait, WHAT?!

it's just like you Emmett, you make jokes bout my non-existent smexy life, but you're still funny!

OH YEAH!!! :D

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AN: . . . based on a true story…. XD I really did see a button that said that and didn't notice how wrong it was until I read it and thought about it in a pervy way…. :P but then I thought about drugs and being drunk and all that… then the already scary image in my head became scarier…. lol XD I'll update when I can. High school is a draggggg…..