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Lelouch couldn't believe it; Shirley was dead. Her bleeding, lifeless corpse was lying right in front of him, cold as ice to the touch.

"Oh god...oh god..."

He was shaking all over. 'This is horrible...this is worse than horrible, it's BAD!! Poor, poor Shirley...she never meant to cause any harm...she didn't understand what was happening...why?! WHY, GOD, WHY?!'

Looking over Shirley's serene face, Lelouch muttered, "I suppose...to make up for everything...as it is truly my fault that our dear Shirley has left us...that I shall perform the one thing she never was able to obtain out of life..."

Reaching down, Lelouch pulled off Shirley's skirt and panties. Then, he was about to start unbuttoning his pants when the police arrived.

However, he soon realized something. "WAIT...I ONLY LIKE DELICIOUS FLAT CHEST!! DAMMIT, WHERE'S NUNNALLY WHEN YOU NEED HER?!! THAT WHORE IS ALWAYS OFF BEING BLIND AND DISABLED AND SHIT!!! GRAAHH!!! GOD, I'M GONNA RAPE HER SO BAD WHEN I GET HOME..."

Suddenly, Lelouch realized he had said all of this out loud in front of a rather brutish-looking cop.

"...And who is this 'Nunnally'?" he asked.

"Oh, she's my little 14-year-old blind sister who gets around in a wheelchair!!" Lelouch replied happily.

Later that day...

Charles zi Britannia was playing happily with his rubber ducky while taking a bubble bath when his cell phone rang. Picking it up, he put it against his ear and exclaimed, "YEAH?! THIS IS C.Z.B. IN DA HIZOUSE SPEAKIN'!!!"

"...DADDY, WILL YOU PAY MY BAIL?!"

"FUCK IT, LELOUCHEBAG!!! NOT AGAIN!!!"