A/N: As you can see below, I put a 'part one' on the bonus chapter part because this is a sort of prologue before the…ehem, "scenes." Anyway, I know you guys want the "scenes" part, but I can't help it if my homophobe parents are always trying to see what I'm up to. How the heck can I type down the scenes in such an unsafe moment?;;

Anyway, I'm really sorry about this, but the "scenes" chapter is being typed out during times when no one is looking above my shoulder...So;;

Who is Your First Kiss?
(bonus chapter part one)
by chumee

"This is…" Tsuna began.

"Hm?" Yamamoto looked at Tsuna curiously. "The shopping district, yeah." He confirmed, smiling.

Tsuna shook his head, disagreeing. "No, Yamamoto. This is…" He fell silent, and looked down.

Yamamoto sighed and looked behind him where…

Hayato Gokudera was glaring at him with a glare that spells 'I'm-going-to-throw-a-dozen-bombs-at-you-if-you-do-something-pervy-to-the-Tenth.'

"Awkward, I know." Yamamoto said with a weary face. Then he looked forward again and sighed. Tsuna looked at him apologetically.

Ever since the slambook incident, Gokudera had been acting like Tsuna's bodyguard. Two days after knowing Yamamoto is Tsuna's first kiss, he managed to persuade Tsuna's mom into letting him stay in the Sawada's residence because his apartment was (supposedly) being renovated.

Like who would believe that, right? Nobody even knows where Gokudera lives. But Tsuna's mom did believe it and let Gokudera stay over for as long as his apartment is (supposedly) under renovation.

And so to make the long story short and as not to mention the sexual frustration Gokudera had caused, it will be enough to say that he had managed to stay over until after graduation.

Truthfully, who knew Gokudera could be like a possessive dad who doesn't approve of his daughter's relationship? Except that the situation is that he's the self-appointed right hand man who's in love with his boss who's in love with another subordinate.

Tsuna did try to make Gokudera see some reason, but the latter absolutely refuses to. How could he? He's a man in love. An obsessive man in love.

'Awkward', as was said by Yamamoto, is a weak word to describe how Gokudera acts like an unwanted chaperon. Gauche was more like it.

And so far, it's been like this.

"Ciaossu."

The three boys looked to their left. There stood Reborn, in his suit, as usual. And behind him was…

"Big sis!;;;" Gokudera fell down.

"Reborn! Bianchi!" Tsuna called them, feeling relieved and very thankful for the first time in his life for Bianchi. He was almost crying with happiness. Yamamoto wasn't near tears, but he certainly looked cheery.

"How's it going?" he greeted the two.

"Well." Reborn replied curtly, as Bianchi went towards where Gokudera had fallen over. She easily slung him over her shoulder and went back to Reborn's side.

"We're going with you." Reborn said, in a tone that suggested no hidden agendas. But Tsuna was sure there had to be one, if not many. And as Tsuna waited for an explanation, but Reborn didn't choose to speak and ignored him pointedly. As usual.

"E-E-EHHH;;;" Tsuna ehh-ed and groaned. Sure, Gokudera, their original chaperon was knocked out, but was replaced immediately with tougher ones. The kind who'd shoot him with a dying will bullet or something to—

Tsuna gulped. He only knew too well what he was regretting now. And the scenario that played in his mind gave him the chills.

'I'll let Yamamoto (censored) me with my dying will..!'

'T-Tsuna?'

'ORYAAA!!'

Holy crap. And in the shopping district, too.

He shuddered visibly. Yamamoto noticed. "Are you cold, Tsuna?" he asked, concerned.

"A-Ahahahahaha;;" Tsuna laughed uncomfortably. "It must be the wind." He told the boy, and looked at Reborn, who looked innocent…in his not-so-innocent way. Tsuna knew the baby was up to something. And it's probably no good.

"You think I'm up to no good?" Reborn asked, looking directly at Tsuna.

'He can read minds!' Tsuna remembered, and took a step backward.

Reborn just smirked and let Bianchi pick him up to carry him in her arms while Gokudera was slung over her shoulder. She began to walk forward, and both Tsuna and Yamamoto followed her lead.

Yamamoto whistled. "I didn't know Bianchi's that strong." He commented, and grinned at Tsuna. "Maybe I should let her carry our bags as well.

Tsuna made a face. Bianchi would definitely prepare their last meal if they were to do that. Well, at least Yamamoto was in a good mood. Maybe he's happy because he doesn't think of the two as chaperons? Or because the chaperons were walking in front of them?

"Reborn," Bianchi was saying. "Is there a shop here that sells rosary pea beads?" She was blushing. "I want to buy a pair for the both of us."

Reborn looked to the right and pointed. "There, I think."

Tsuna looked at Reborn curiously. It was weird of him to answer Bianchi when it comes to things like 'paired' or 'couple' things and stuff. So why did he..?

Tsuna looked at the direction where Reborn was pointing. Unsurprisingly, it was a small, suspicious looking shop with "V" for a name. Tsuna thinks he knows exactly what 'V' stands for. And he was about to turn back when Yamamoto grabbed him by the hand.

"Let's take a look too, Tsuna." He suggested, grinning.

Honestly, Tsuna wanted to cry for Yamamoto's sake. If only he knew the danger of even being acquainted with Reborn and Bianchi. So Tsuna desperately shook his head, hoping Yamamoto would take this as a warning.

But with Yamamoto grinning like this…

He heard most of the girls fangirling over Yamamoto, some where fangirling over him, while the others were fangirling over the both of them standing so close, and almost in kissing distance. He sweatdropped. It looks like he lost this fight.

"Alright, then." Tsuna agreed. Then he let Yamamoto pull him towards the store.

"Ah, Mister, is this the card lottery?" Yamamoto asked a suspicious looking salesman.

"Right you are young man!" exclaimed the salesman. He had Reborn's voice, wore Reborn's suite, but had a mustache and a beard. Tsuna wondered why he's the only one who notices.

"Then…can I try?" Yamamoto asked, reaching for his wallet.

"Only 500 yen! Ohohoho~" the salesman replied. 'It's definitely Reborn.' Tsuna thought, sweatdropping. Then he looked at Bianchi who stood on the side, pretending to be a saleslady. 'It's their plan, huh?' Tsuna thought. 'But where did they put Gokudera-kun?'

And as he looked around to look for him, he saw a knocked out cashier that had white hair. He sweatdropped again.

He approached the girl and spoke in a low voice. "Bianchi. Why are you doing this?"

Bianchi looked at him, and placed a hand on her hip. "What are you talking about? My name is Chibian. And I'm doing this for love."

'You deny you're Bianchi and then you're doing it for love??;;'

"Ah, Tsuna!" Yamamoto called and beckoned him to come closer. It looked like he won a prize, because of the bright smile he's wearing.

Wondering what the prize was, Tsuna went closer, and gasped big time. He almost choked. "You won a baseball bat?!"

Yamamoto nodded. "It's the one I told you about the other day. The new model they used in the nationals. Ahh…I'm so lucky when I'm with you." He teased, and flashed his fangirl-killer smile at Tsuna.

Tsuna turned red. "W-What are you talking about? You're lucky on your own!" he informed Yamamoto who laughed and scratched his head.

Tsuna can't help but be infected with Yamamoto's happiness. "Well anyway, Congratulations!" 'And don't flirt with me when Reborn is looking;;' he added in his mind.

"Why don't you try too, sir?" Reborn asked him. Tsuna's face went from its normal color to purple in less than a second. "A-ahaha..!" he laughed embarrassedly. "I'm not that lucky."

Reborn the salesman pouted. "Oho? But your companion said he's lucky when you're with him."

"Yes, sir." Bianchi spoke up as well. "Maybe the luck works vice versa." Then she smiled brightly. It was unsettling. If only Tsuna knew she wasn't Bianchi, he would've been convinced.

Unfortunately, Yamamoto chose to agree. "Just try it, Tsuna. If the card says 'better luck next time,' then it's fine." Again, he flashed his fangirl-killer smile.

'Reborn and Bianchi is bullying me, and Yamamoto doesn't know he's helping them bully me.' Tsuna thought, and sighed. 'And I don't think there's a card that says 'better luck next time' here. I bet it has 'stinking unlucky loser, you die now' written in it.'

"Oh well, here goes." Tsuna said, and picked a card. Yamamoto held his hand, so he felt the reassurance that Reborn wouldn't have a bomb waiting to explode under their feet if ever he picked the 'better luck next time' card. But then again, he wasn't so sure about that, either. Reborn was a sadist, that, he knew.

Tsuna turned the card over.

And instead of the bomb he was waiting for, Bianchi started to throw confetti at him. Tsuna just hoped it's not poisoned. But confetti? The prize is being showered by confetti?

"Congratulations!" Reborn announced, now wearing a cheerleader's uniform with Leon as the pompoms. Tsuna unconsciously flinched. "You have won the first prize..! Ohohoho~"

'First prize? What first prize?' Tsuna thought worriedly. 'It's not a trip to Mafia Land, is it?'

"Wow, Tsuna!" Yamamoto exclaimed as read what was written in the card. Tsuna read what was written on the card as well. It wasn't a card with the words 'better luck next time' nor 'stinking unlucky loser, you die now,' written on it.

It was a coupon for a one-night stay on a hotel suite.

Tsuna suddenly wanted to faint.

Tsuna looked out of the car window sullenly. ''So go forth and become real men,' he said. 'Come back as real men,' he said. What are we, soldiers going to a war? Or rather, are we a newly-wed couple?' he groaned inwardly. 'Well, it does look like he forcedly pushed us into the honeymoon period.'

He never thought that Reborn knew anything about him & Yamamoto's relationship because of the fact that the hitman doesn't give a hint he knows about anything. So Tsuna innocently believed that Reborn knows his crush is Kyoko, not Yamamoto.

But with the plan he executed with Bianchi awhile ago, Tsuna was having no doubt that Reborn didn't mind if his love interest was male or female. Then again, Reborn wasn't the type to meddle with anyone's sexual orientation.

But still! Suddenly making them win a coupon for a one-night stay on a hotel suite…Would any normal home tutor approve of this? But apparently, Reborn isn't a normal home tutor either, so…

But does it have to be so sudden? Because Reborn said the coupon is only valid tonight, and that their guardians were already contacted, Yamamoto had cheerfully agreed on going, and flashed Tsuna a smile no one could resist.

Beside him, Yamamoto was quietly enjoying the view, oblivious to what was going on in his little lover's mind.

Then the car abruptly stopped.

As Yamamoto reached forward to pay the driver, Tsuna reluctantly got out and looked at the hotel. But one glance was all it took for Tsuna's jaw to drop.

"Ah. Isn't this one of the most expensive hotels in Japan?" Yamamoto asked as he got out of the car as well. The driver opened the trunk of the car to get the boys' bags out.

"Yup." The driver replied, whistling as he looked at the building. "Are you boys sons of millionaires or something?"

"A-ahahaha;;" Tsuna laughed awkwardly, still looking at the hotel. He wondered what came over Reborn to give them a coupon for an all-expense paid overnight stay at this particular super expensive hotel. But he's whimsical, so never mind.

"Well, you boys take care." The driver said amiably, as soon as he got inside the car. "I heard this hotel belongs to a Mafioso." Then he drove away, waving goodbye.

"W-w-wait..!" Tsuna yelled after him as soon as his mind processed what the man said. True enough, there was a mascot of Reborn inside the lobby.

For the second time today, Tsuna wanted to faint.

Notes:

*rosary pea beads – native jewelry made of seeds from the rosary pea plant. The rosary pea is a poisonous plant, and the seeds are supposedly a symbol of love in China. I just tried to summarize what was written in Wikipedia, so...if you want to read more about it, then please do. Toxicology is love~ ovo
*card lottery – I don't know if this exists in the real world, since I think I'm making this up, but it's like a matching card game, only, you get to pick only one card at a time, and read what's written in it to see if you won a prize. ^_^;;

A/N: Once again, I'm sorry for the super late update. XO I don't think I can update the next chapter anytime soon, but I'll try my best. ^_^

...Review? ovo/