Authors Note: a Christmas present to...Deannie!
From the distance Gwen and Ianto could see Jack, Donna, Martha and Rose leaning over something that was lying down on the Hub's sofa, what it was they weren't sure but whatever it was, was highly amusing since the foursome couldn't stop giggling.
Lying on the sofa was the Doctor, who was completely wiped out and was snoring his head off on the sofa. Donna was carefully and slowly drawing a curly moustache on his face as the other three giggled insanely. The Doctor sleepily tried to swat Donna's hand away.
"Hmm...Rose it tickles" he mumbled.
Rose bit her lip as the other three giggled. "What tickles Doctor?" Martha whispered with a smirk on her face.
"When you kiss me there" the Doctor muttered as he lifted a hand and rubbed the drawn moustache.
"Ooh" Jack whispered sniggering as a faint blush grew on Rose's cheek. "Doc, have you been having naughty dreams about Rosie Pose?"
"Yes"
The blush on Rose's cheeks grew as Donna, Martha and Jack held on to their sides tightly and laughed a little louder.
"Doctor...what else do you dream about?" Rose asked quickly.
"Galifrey, dancing bananas, Jack in a little Bo Peep costume, Rose, kissing Rose, holding Rose, sha-"
"You can stop right there Space-Boy" Donna jumped in quickly while Jack was mouthing 'little Bo Peep' in horror. "Be honest now...was it you that broke my hairdryer?"
"Yes...it was disrupting the signal of my sonic screwdriver" the Doctor mumbled before letting out another snore.
"Why you little..." Donna raised her hand to slap the Doctor when Jack grabbed hold of it.
"Donna, shh...think of all the blackmail we're getting out of this" Jack hissed, Donna slowly let her arm flopped as she sat there glaring at the Doctor's sleeping body. "Soooooooooo Doctor, tell me about love, who do you love? Who do you think should be together?"
"Mmm....love is....hard....love Rose but can't tell her....Mmm....Martha and Mickey should get together....Face of Boe and Novice Hame looked like they were having a secret relationship...Romeo and Juliet should have had a better chance...Donna should chain Jack somewhere....bananas and strawberries...zzzzzz..."
Everyone exchanged weird glances at each other and decided the Doctor was completely insane.
"How old are you really Doctor?" Martha asked curiously.
"905 next month" the Doctor mumbled.
"Which day?" Martha pressed on.
"28th...zzzzzz....fairy cakes"
A glint gleaned in Martha's, Jack's and Donna's eye as they simultaneously began to plot a surprise birthday party for the Doctor. Rose absently started to draw love hearts and stars on the Doctor's cheeks.
"Sooooooooooooo Doc! What do you really think about me, truthfully" Jack drawled.
"I think you're gorgeous, handsome, charming....pain in the backside that will not be able to have children anymore"
"Huh?!"
The four looked down to see the Doctor lying there with his arms crossed and a scowl on his face.
"Run?" Jack suggested.
"Run" Martha agreed.
"RUN!" Donna shrieked as the four began to run as fast as they could from the Doctor who was chasing after them.
"Come back here! I can't believe you four did that, and you're supposed to be my faithful companions!" the Doctor raged behind them.
"Since when? I never said anything about being blooming faithful to a skinny twig!" Donna shouted over her shoulder.
Ianto sighed and turned to Gwen. "Ever wished to have normal people to converse with?" he asked.
Gwen shrugged. "I got normal at home; it's boring compared to this"
There was crash.
"That better not be my coffee machine" Ianto muttered darkly storming off to see what happened.