Third Story for me with my FAV pairing….you will soon see young Jedi. LOL. Still mercy me, and REVIEW REVIEW and………………………….REVIEW!!!! This story is about life in Konoha aight, good. So let us begin to tell the tale.

School (skul)-noun: a regular course of meetings of a teacher or teachers and students for instruction; program of instruction.

Hate (heyt)-verb: to dislike intensely or passionately; feel extreme aversion for or extreme hostility toward.

bête noire (ˌbeɪt ˈnwɑr)-noun: Means "black beast" in French; a person or thing strongly hated.

Bored as per usual. Sasuke to my left, Naruto on the right. Kakashi -sensei up front talking about random shit, no one gives a damn about. Yadda, yadda, yadda. School for me was crap anyway.

I hate school. Yet I excel in it. Straight A's, college choices people dream of, and an opportunity to skip quite a few years in high school. Pssssh. I could, but I choose to be with idiots. Otherwise I'd be with older idiots. School is monotonous and doo – doo according to me. Hell, school holds no point for the educational elite. Neji, Sasuke, and Hinata all fit into the category. Me….I'm a smartass troublemaker.

"Sakura!"

"…Yes." I groaned.

"The subject that I was speaking of was…."

"How life and death is a situation in which many humans fail to realize their own mortality, and they fail to notice that even though the world continually makes new ways to make one invincible, however, there is no way that human beings will ever escape the reality of dying."

"…"

"Am I not correct Kakashi-sensei?"

"…Shut your face."

"I thought so Sensei."

Bwahahahahaha. It never gets old making people mad, oh the joys of….ooh. Spit balls. Hmmmmm. Target today is….Neji. You see, Neji is an intolerant queer as far as I'm concerned, so making him boil is just what he needs to finally get that extended stick out his ass. Now…aim…steady…FIRE!!!

SPWWAT!

Neji's face was absolutely priceless. He fumed silently as Kakashi ranted on.

SPWWISH!!

Neji turned around quickly to glare at everyone before turning his attention back to the front.

SPWICK!

"WHO THE HELL IS DOING THAT?!" Neji roared furiously. Everyone looked disturbed by his outburst, even me, who obviously caused it. I began to snicker quietly in my seat as Neji continued to yell.

"Naruto! You asshole! I bet it was your scrawny ass who even tried to tick me off!! Well…IT DIDN'T WORK!!! I'M PISSED!!!" Neji rushed at Naruto and began beating the shit out of him.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HELP ME, HELP ME, HEEEEEEEELP." Naruto ran around the room screaming like an idiot and Neji chased him while chucking a few random objects at his head. I giggled delightfully at the scene and the trouble I caused with 3 little spitballs.

"TEME-- HELP ME, HELP ME!"

Sasuke stood up slowly and the entire class watched him intently. His hand was outstretched and waiting for something. Neji and Naruto continued to run until…

"AWWWW HELP M---ACK!"

Sasuke's powerful hand caught Naruto by the throat. Neji, still pissed, stopped and observed Sasuke's next move. Sasuke with ease lifted Naruto into a wedding style position and remarkably said,

"Neji, Naruto and I will take a detention."

With that the bell rung, and me and the sea of idiots exited out of the language arts classroom, never to return until,

"Not so fast Haruno."

What—the—HELL?

"Yesssssss…Sensei."

"You believe I didn't see that do you?" He smirked at me and I mentally slapped myself as he gestured to my desk housing a few wads of paper and a spit filled straw.

"Urgh…don't tell me detention, huh?" I sighed.

"Yes…but with benefits." A confused look crossed my face and his face broke out into a grin much to my own surprise.

"Not only will the 3 imbeciles be there," he chuckled lightly as he stated this, "but your bestest friend will also be in attendance."

O—M—GZ--! (A/N: This is translated "Oh my Grillz" for all you wondering out there.)

"…Why? Oh my…WHY?!!?! SENSEI PLEASE DON'T DO IT. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!"

And with that, I was booted forward into lunch with HER in it.

---ADEO---AEDIFICIUM---BESTIA---CAMPANA---CARISMA---CLAUDO---~

"Hel-LO! Sa-kur-AAA." Naruto motioned his hand in front of my face and I stared blankly at the nearby wall.

"Hey, whatdidda wall ever do to you?" Ever since my fate I couldn't focus eat, or listen.

"Oi, dobe obviously pinky here is looking pathetic, and standing next to her is going to spread the disease." Sasuke chattered smugly. I turned to look at him in a very wicked way and I slowly spoke to him.

"Listen here you punk. I don't need your monkey ass to try to speak to ME about being pathetic. You sit here and try to tell me off, well lookie here, I ain't takin' that shit. You dress like you came out of a black hole, and you smell like something inside you died. Now the minute you get a personality, style, and a life, I'll come and pull Naruto's head out of your skeletal ass." I huffed away leaving Sasuke to gripe to himself and Naruto to explore Sasuke's ass a bit more.

I sat alone in the hallway and thought about how today would end. I'd be stuck with her, and the 3 fatheads. I sat still in thought until a very familiar clicking entered my senses.

'Click, click, click.'

Oh no please don't be…

'Click, Click, Click.'

Oh why? Just WHY?!

'CLICK, CLICK,…'

"Heyyyyyy, hideous chicka number one. That's right Ten Ten was moved down to two. But I was wondering, when is the baby due?" Ino's nasal laughter filled my ears and enraged me. That's it right there. SHE is Ino. Hastily I salvaged my composure.

"So…the big, bad, and ugly have arrived." I nodded at Ino and her lackeys in turn.

"Yes, I see the court jester is here too." She replied snidely. "I see life is treating you well."

"I see God is taking his anger out on yours." I snickered at my last comment.

"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today, because you know, brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing." Her lackeys laughed obnoxiously at her remark. "Again Haruno, you are nothing. Do you see how MY voice echoes down these halls. I command it."

"Yes, and did you notice how many people left to make way for it ?"

"Ahahaha funny, I thought it was your breath."

"…"

"Outta jokes huh?" She grinned lightly.

"Pssh…I'm not out of brains like you."

"That's getting old Haruno."

"So is the expiration date of your face."

"You know I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but the hate that I feel for you is the real thing."

"I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening."

"Breathe the other way, please. Your opinions are bleaching my hair."

"Naw it's just you. Your ass and your mouth must be confused 'cause surely, you're spittin' a whole lotta' shit." That done it. Now she's fuming. Without another word or look she left in the direction of the cafeteria, just as the bell rung. Now I awaited the dreadful detention that surely meant life of death for a person as me.

---ADEO---AEDIFICIUM---BESTIA---CAMPANA---CARISMA---CLAUDO---~

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"Why should I if I know you like it?"

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