A/N: This one's not a crossover.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Doesn't mean I don't get to play with them.

Summary: Dean's life had a lot of close-calls. Some closer that the others.

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Stupid Dean. And his stupid games. Seriously, who plays 'I Never' with his own brother. A guy who you know completely already. Stupid people, that's who. Sam looked up and saw Dean smirking. Both of him. Stupid tequila.

"So Sammy, my turn." How much can that guy put away." I never… had a threesome."

Stupid Jess. And her stupid friend. And her stupid fantasies.

Sam gulped down the shot and barely kept it down.

"Way to go Sammy. You are so telling me all about it. When I'm sober." Dean cheered.

"What are you so happy about?" Sam sulked." Hey, you gotta take a shot too. You've had a threesome before. "

"Yes you have. The twins, remember. I saw you."

"Ohh, yeah. Forgot about that. Anyway that doesn't count. They were twins. They were practically the same person."

"It does count."

"Alright then." Dean took the shot. "Your turn Sam."

"Last one alright."

"Ok. After this, its free for all."

"I never.. had a girlfriend of the dead variety."

Dean paused. Then took the shot. And Sam sobered up.

"Dean. What the hell?"

"Calm down Sammy. She wasn't my girlfriend per-se."

"Then?"

"She was kind of… my wife."

"Dean. What the hell were you thinking? What was she? A zombie? A vampire?"

"A ghost."

"You married a ghost? What you couldn't tell she was alive?"

"Get your panties out of the bunch Sam. It was just a job alright. The chick got killed on her way to church on her wedding day. And she wouldn't move on till she got married. And she was cremated. So I just gave her what she wanted."

"So you didn't sign any license."

"Nah. She just wanted a priest and some guy to say 'I do'."

"Dean, you are crazy."

"Hey, don't blame me. It was Dad's idea."

"Well, then my whole family's crazy."

The brothers sat in silence for a moment, with Dean filling up another shot.

"Hey Dean suppose if just marriage hadn't been enough for her?"

"What do you mean?" Dean said bringing up the shot.

"Suppose she wanted to be, not a bride but a wife."

Whatever reaction Sam had been expecting, it was not getting sprayed with tequila as his brother went into a coughing fit.

"What the hell Sam?"

"What's wrong with you Dean?"

"Don't scare me like that again."

"You spat all over me, you jerk."

"Well then don't say things like that again… bitch."

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