Voldemorts Christmas List

A/N: Alright in celebration of the holidays I decided to write a little thing about Voldemort writing to Santa as to what he wants for Christmas. I hope you enjoy it. (Inspired by Draco and the Malfoy's song All I want for Christmas).

Lord Voldemort, also known as Tom Marvolo Riddle, sat at his desk in his study. It was a month before Christmas and he decided it was time to write to Santa. As a child, the orphanage always encouraged the children to write letters to the man in red and it was something he always did in private.

This year he sat in deep thought before finally writing:

Dear Santa,

I know I haven't been the nicest person this year, with my whole wanting to dominate the Wizarding World and trying to kill Harry Potter, Albus Dumbledore and every mud blood and muggle on earth, but if you grant me my wish list I promise to stop the raids on muggle cities.

Voldemorts Wish list:

Make Harry Potter Disappear… or let me finally kill him. He's not the nicest guy either; he's willing to kill me.

Destroy Albus Dumbledore, he's how old now? He's lived a long and full life; I think it's time for him to go. Let me be the one to do it.

Have all my Death Eaters obey everything I say and not go against my orders or they'll feel my wrath, which no one wants to do.

Have Lusius Malfoy finally die! He's a threat to my power ship, if he keeps in my inner circle he'll eventually try to over throw me. No body wants him in power.

A broom stick. I don't need it but it can always help.

Some new robes, these old ones are getting old and I can't go out in public to get new ones

Niagini asked me to ask you for some rats or other rodents for her to eat, she get's hungry waiting for me to feed her my next victim

Remember, if you follow through with my wish list, I'll be a better person.

Yours Evily,

Voldemort.