Shut Up and Sleep With Me ~ oneshot

Author's note: complete boredom! This is an actual song, though! Oh, I don't own NARUTO, just the concept, though if I owned the show, you'd know it. SUPER SMEXY SASUNARU YAOI!

It is another boring day and our beloved emo Uchiha Sasuke is sitting around in Oto when Orochimaru barges into his room singing a very odd song.

"Shut up, and sleep with me. Shut up, why don't you sleep with me, shut up-"

"FUCK NO!" Sasuke screams before running all the way back to Konoha. There he finds his fan club, including Sakura and Ino, though the club has been much more secretive since Sasuke's departure. When they spot him they start singing, too.

"Shut up, and sleep with me. Shut up, why don't you sleep with me, shut up-"

"FUCK NO!" Sasuke screams then runs over to our loveable Naruto's apartment. He runs inside to find a very startled Naruto, not expecting to have his departed rival/best friend to burst into his apartment while he was lounging about bored out of his mind while missing him.

"Sasuke..."Naruto begins, unsure of what else to say. Sasuke, also struck speechless, starts singing.

"Shut up, and sleep with me. Shut up, why don't you sleep with me, shut up-" is all he got out before a certain blond Kyuubi-vessel pounced on him with little uke kisses.

"Only if you promise to come back to Konoha for good!" Naruto says, pausing between kisses.

"Fine, dobe," Sasuke complies, while leading Naruto to the bedroom.

"Don't call me dobe, teme!" Naruto retorts before being pushed onto his bed and silenced by heated kisses.

And they are now living happily ever after while acting out the song! And Sakura dies…just kidding…or am I? ^_^

Yeah…really bored. A friend of mine played me that song and I just pictured this. Had to write it. Well, ja!