So, it's been a while since I've made a funny story. Well, why not make a list?

22 ways to know you are obsessed with Twilight

1. You only own Twilight shirts. And pants. Even though they don't sell Twilight pants, you found a way. You always do.

2. You cry days when the sun comes out.

3. You eat apples that look like the one from the Twilight cover. Everyday. Every meal. ALL THE TIME.

4. You scream when you see a silver Volvo. Then, you follow it. When it stops, you stalk whoever owns it.

5. If you see anyone carrying a book from the Twilight series, you corner them and steal their book. At home, you are running low. Remember, this is a war that needs to be won. And so far, you are winning. You: 386 Them: 3 GET. THEM.

6. You've seen the Breaking Dawn haters. The haters are no more, if you know what I mean. Let's hope the authorities don't.

7. Same goes for your little brother named Jacob. As far as your parents know, he died in a tragic fire in the liquor store that he works at.

8. There is a kid at your school named Edward. He now lives in your basement.

9. You have actually forced your parents to read the Twilight series. (A/N I forced my mom to read it. She didn't really like it…)

10. You know every sentence of chapter one in Twilight. And chapter two and three. And four. All of the other chapters, too.

11. You stuff Twilight books into the lockers of people who hate the series.

12. You were/are going to be Bella for Halloween.

13. Barbies? Why get Barbies when you can get Twilight dolls? For your… cousin. Yeah. Definitely not for you. Because you don't… play with dolls. Yeah. Heh heh…

14. You saw the Twilight movie in theaters 20 times. On opening day.

15. You have legally changed your name to Bella.

16. When you hear someone say "vampire", you turn around and say, "What? Twilight?"

17. When you hear someone say "teeth", you turn around and say "What? Twilight?"

18. You don't know what color your walls are, because they are covered in Twilight posters.

19. You are going to see the movie "Little Ashes", just so you can watch Rob half naked in a pool. And make out with another dude.

20. You have actually went out and tried to hunt an animal and drink it's blood. And succeeded.

21. You brought your number 1 Twilight Fan foam finger to the theater.

22. Before the movie came out, you just went to the theater to watch the 2 minute trailer in the previews. The ones you could just rewatch on youtube.

Okay, maybe not too funny… I really like number 5, though. Not sure why. Anyways, let me know what you thought of them, and I might make a part 2… thanks for reading!