A/N: This fic is pure and total crack! I have no idea where this idea came from and I'm not sure I really want to know. Either way I hope everyone enjoys this! Also if you don't enjoy large amounts of stupidity this fic isn't for you.
Disclaimer: As much as I hat to admit it, I don't own any person, place or thing mentioned in this fic. They either own themselves or are owned by people that aren't me.
Summary: After Vince sends all three brands to the chocolate capital of the US for a show, Hunter has to form a surveillance team to keep Shawn from getting any form of chocolate that could cause him to get sugar high and cause more trouble than even DX could imagine! Will the Game succeed or with the crafty showstopper outsmart him?
Hunter stood outside Vince's office pacing nervously. He had just received a phone call from Shawn, telling him all three brands would be doing a show in Hershey, Pennsylvania. Now of course this made him happy seeing as that he hadn't seen his friend in awhile and was happy to get a chance to catch up with him, but there was something bigger bothering him which involved said best friend.
He didn't know what Vince was thinking sending them to the chocolate capital of the US, of course that's why he was at his office in the first place. The door opened slowly and Vince said,"Hunter what are you..!" The chairman was cut off as the game rushed in and grabbed him by his suit jacket, shaking him roughly.
"Have you finally lost it?!" Hunter shouted. "You know Shawn has that chocolate addiction. Don't you remember what happened the last time we went there and he got arrested because he was stealing chocolate from the factory and when the cops came he gave all of them sweet chin music, handcuffed them to their cars, and then stole one of the cop cars and led police on a three hour high speed chase!"
Vince sighed, "Listen Hunter I've tried avoiding it as long as I could. Hell, I thought after that last stunt we were banned from there anyway! We had been receiving many requests from fans that we come there again, so we felt we had no choice but to go. Now do you mind letting me go?!"
Hunter glared at him, but released him anyway. "So what do you expect me to about Shawn? Keep him under surveillance 24/7?" Hunter froze at the look Vince gave him. "You gotta be kidding me. How do you expect me to do that?!"
Vince sat back down at his desk and shrugged. "I don't know, but you better come up with something because I know you don't want another incident like...Nash's birthday in '95 to repeat itself again, do you?" Hunter shuddered at the memory. There were things in life that should never, ever be repeated and this was one of them.
As he turned to leave Vince's voice stopped him. "Now there's one more thing. You know how he gets when he hears even when he hears the word chocolate, and how easily he can disappear when he's left alone. Make sure that he goes no where on his own, understand?"
Hunter nodded and walked out. "I got it! Just don't do anything like this again!" He called back. As he started walking back to the hotel, his mind was filled with thoughts of who he could get to help him. He couldn't release a sugar crazed Shawn on the world. Who knows what kind of damage he could do!
That is the one thought that led him to this moment. Currently he had two confused Hardy's, One irritated deadman, and a very bored looking Adam sitting in his hotel room staring at him like he'd taken one too many steel chairs to the head. "Now is there a reason you dragged us here Hunter?" Matt asked.
"Actually there is. All of you know that all three brands are going to be in Hershey Monday right?" The four superstars nodded and Hunter continued. "You also know what's in Hershey am I correct?" Once again all four nodded. "Then why are you acting so calm about this!!"
"Relax man." Adam started. "Everyone knows about Shawn's chocolate habit and the whole superkicking the cops thing. What's the big deal?"
"What's the big deal? What's the big deal!!" Hunter shouted only to be slapped upside the head by the deadman, effectively shutting him up.
"Jesus relax Hunter! In case you forgot they-" He said gesturing to Adam, Matt and Jeff, " Weren't there in '95 at Nash's birthday when he blew up the club we were in."
"Woah! Shawn blew up a club! How did he manage to do that?" Jeff shouted. Matt just stared and shock and Edge couldn't help but chuckle.
Hunter shuddered at the memory. "Do you really want to know?" The three younger superstars nodded eagerly, and Hunter sighed. "Well we were in Vegas at the time and since Kev's birthday was that night we figured we could go out and celebrate, and it was going all well and good until Shawn had a piece of that damn chocolate cake..."
FLASHBACK
Las Vegas- July 9, 1995
The bar was packed that night with music pounding and people just dancing and having fun. Tonight was was Kevin Nash's birthday and his kliq brothers made sure to go all out, renting out a club and inviting all their friends for a night of pure partying. Which they probably would be too drunk to remember it in the morning anyway, but hell it'd be fun while it lasted.
Kevin was sitting at the bar enjoying a drink when Hunter came up to him. "Hey big Kev enjoyin the party?"
Kevin grinned at his friend, "You know it man!" Looking around the bar he spotted Sean at table chatting up some girl that looked like she lost a fight with a make up truck. Kevin had to chuckle at that, as he looked around some more he saw Scott on the dance floor doing his best to imitate what regular people called dancing. "Hey Hunter?"
"Yeah Kev?"
"Where'd Shawn disappear to? He said he had some kind of surprise for me."
Hunter couldn't hide his grin as he sipped his drink, "He does and here it comes now." As soon as Hunter finished speaking Shawn came in pushing a tray with a huge ass cake on it and singing Happy Birthday It had sparklers on it and at the very top a small figurine of Kevin.
When everyone finished singing Shawn spoke, holding up his drink, "Well Kev here's to turning another year older. It couldn't happen to a nicer guy." Kevin just glared at him as Shawn continued, "Well everyone it's time to get this party going kliq style!" Everyone in the bar cheered as the music started up again.
By now all the kliq members except for Shawn were seated at the bar watching quizzically at the large chunk of cake Shawn was currently inhaling. "Hey Scotty?"
"Yeah Kev?"
"What kind of cake did you two get?"
Scott thought it over for a minute before answering, "I think he got chocolate." Mark just happened to be sitting near them and heard what Scott had said.
Mark's eyes widened and he said nervously, "Please tell me you were kidding just now?"
"About what?" Scott asked.
"You mean you don't know about how Shawn gets when he has chocolate?! Wow and I thought everyone knew about that."
"Wait a minute. What are you talking about?" Hunter asked. Mark didn't say anything and just nodded over at Shawn who was currently bouncing over to them.
"Let's just say your about to find out."
Shawn came over to them and plopped down on a bar stool. To everyone else he seemed completely normal until for some reason he suddenly started spinning around on the seat, grinning happily. "Ummm...Shawn are you feeling alright?" Hunter asked.
Shawn stopped spinning and pouted at them, "Of course I'm fine Hunter! How are you feeling tonight?!" Before Hunter could answer Shawn continued talking, "You know what this party could use guys? Fireworks!! We need fireworks! It is around the 4th of July you know. I wonder if they have any here, if not I guess I'll just have to make some!!"
With that Shawn hopped off his seat and began searching for fireworks. Everyone was staring quizzically at him wondering what caused this sudden change in their resident heartbreaker. Mark chose this time to speak up, "See what I mean. Ya'll better go find him before he does something stupid."
The remaining members of the kliq each took off in search for their missing friend, hoping to find him before he destroyed something or someone. They searched every inch of the club before meeting back up at the bar. "Did anyone find him?" Sean asked.
"He's not in the bathrooms." Kevin said.
"He's not outside either." Scott said.
"I even checked in the storage rooms, and I still couldn't find him." Hunter finished. The sound of a door opening startled the four out of their conversation. They all sighed in relief as Shawn walked in, but their relief turned to horror when they saw what he was carrying. In his arms was a fire extinguisher, some sparklers, and a few bottles of tequila. He walked in the middle of the dance floor and set them down, and began working. Hunter was the first to approach, "Shawn what exactly are you doing?"
"Well I couldn't find any fireworks besides these sparklers, so I had to make some!" He said. He stood up and backed was away from his creation. "Don't you like it Hunter? Now all I have to do is find my matches then we can really start partying!"
Hunter was frozen in shock. In front of him sat a small makeshift rocket. Shawn had taped all five bottles of the tequila he found to the fire extinguisher and had stuck bunches of sparklers in each one. "What are you crazy?! You can't light that thing here!"
Shawn pouted, "Of course I can! Besides this place needs a skylight anyway! Oh hey I found my matches!" As Shawn, prepared to light his rocket,the four other kliq members looked at each other in alarm and began rushing people out of the club. While Hunter was trying in vain to get Shawn out before the place exploded.
"Shawn please come outside with me! If you stay in here you'll be brunt to a crisp!." Hunter reasoned.
"No!" Shawn said he started lighting the sparklers. "I want to see my rocket go up!!" '
'Shit!' Hunter thought. 'If we don't get out of here in a few seconds we'll both burn up.' Hunter tried again. "You know Shawn, we still have some of Kev's cake left and if you come outside with me you'll get it."
This stopped Shawn's lighting spree, "CAKE! Well why didn't you say so before!" As Shawn grabbed his hand and pulled him outside, Hunter had finally appreciated the fact the mentioning the word cake to the showstopper would make him move at least 30 miles per hour.
As soon as they got outside with everyone else they heard a loud explosion. As they turned back around everyone could that the club had been completely demolished. It seemed that all of the liquor in the place had went up when the rocket exploded. As everyone ducked behind cars or behind buildings to get away from the debris.
Shawn stared at Hunter after the club went up. "See I told you this party needed some fireworks. Now where's my cake!!" Hunter's eyebrows twitched and he stalked towards him, ready to rid himself of the hyper heartbreaker once and for all. He was sure if it wasn't for Kevin and Scott holding him back that he would have strangled Shawn that night. Of course with what had just happened he wasn't sure he had enough brain cells left to explain to Vince why he had killed him in the first place.
END FLASHBACK
As Hunter finished his story he was met with three sets of eyes that were completely frozen in shock. "Wow...I can't believe Shawn actually blew up a club! At least I know why you need our help now." Matt said.
Hunter broke out into a grin, "It's about time one of you got it! So does that mean you'll help me out?"
"Of course. As much chocolate as he could get to in Hershey who knows what he could do?!" Jeff said.
"It couldn't Hurt. Besides if he does go on a sugar high this could mean blackmail photos for life!" A sharp glare from Hunter made Adam rethink that. "And of course I wouldn't want a repeat performance of the whole firework thing."
"Great!" Hunter said. He then turned to Mark, "What about you deadman?"
"I'll help you. He almost blew me up once there's no way in Hell he's doing it again."
"This is just perfect. As soon as we meet up with the Raw guys the team will be complete."
Jeff quirked an eyebrow, "Who else did you have in mind for this?"
Hunter thought about it for a moment. "John, Randy, Chris, and Dave. We'll need some more muscle if we're gonna succeed with this. I just hope Shawn hasn't gotten to them yet."
"What do you mean?" Jeff asked.
"Well since Shawn is the one who told me it's obvious he already knows, so he'll probably do everything in his power to keep me from keeping him away from his beloved chocolate. Which also means recruiting people to keep us away from him." Hunter explained. "Adam, as soon as we get there I want you and Mark to grab the four of them and bring them to the arena. Shawn wouldn't think to go there first." Then he turned Matt and Jeff. "I want you two to keep an eye on Shawn. If he tries anything call me immediately. Now are you ready?"
There were three nods minus the dead man of course. "I said are you ready?!" Hunter shouted going into DX mode. This time he was greeted by a chorus of "Yeahs! From the three superstars. "Good. Then let operation: Keep Shawn from going on a sugar high and blowing up an arena commence!"
Will Hunter be able to keep watch on Shawn? Has Shawn already turned John and others against Hunter? Will they be able to keep Shawn from getting to the chocolate? The answers to all of these questions as well as ones I haven't thought of yet will be answered in the next chapter!
I hope I did good on this and that everyone enjoyed it! Please R and R!