Chapter One
"Okay everyone! I've decided on a game to play today. I have given each pof you a box. You must go somewhere private, change, then come out and sing a song (wrote by a singer) that matches the outfit. The outfit will also match your personality as i see you!" Emmett yelled out in his booming voice.
All of the cullens, including Bella, were in the living room. Except for Esme and Carlise. They all sighed and rolled there eyes.
He passed out the small boxes with each persons name on it.
Edward was about to rip his open to see what type of humaliting outfit he would get when suddenly Emmett jumped on him.
"NO! YOU CANT OPEN IT NOW! YOU HAVE TO DO IT IN PRIVATE! AND JASPER GOES FIRST!!!" he screamed.
Edward froze in shock. Emmett got off him and pointed to Jasper.
"Now, you must put on EVERYTHING in the box, no matter what!" he screamed louder than before. Jasper just rolled his eyes, Hoping this would be over soon.
He walked out and went up to his and Alice's room to change.
It was quiet for a complete 2 minutes. Then suddenly the words "FU**! EMMETT!!!!" filled the quiet house. Everyone looked curious and amused.
Emmett looked smug.
Suddenly, Jasper came down the stairs. He had on all black. Under his eye's was thick black eyeliner. His blonde puffy hair, was dyed (hopefully) temporarly pitch black, and was teased. He looked emo! But it was hilarous.
Everyone burst out laughing. They laughed even more when they noticed a trail of fake blood dribiling down his wrist.
"Yes yes..." he said emotionlessly "Now, i need to sing a song for everyone here!"
Everyone settled down a bit. And Jasper started singing:
"My life is spiraling downward. I couldn't get enough money to
go to
the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert. It
sucks
cause they play some of my favorite songs like "Stab
My Heart
Because I Love You" and "Rip Apart My Soul"
and of
course "Stabby Rip Stab Stab" And it doesn't
help that I couldn't
get my hair to do that flippy thing either
- like that guy from that
band can do - some days you
know..."
I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
You'd
be non-conforming too if you look just like me
I have paint on
my nails and makeup on my face
I'm almost emo enough to start
shaving my legs
Cause I feel real deep when dressing in drag
I
call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag
Our dudes
look like chicks and chicks look like dykes
Cause emo is one
step below transvestite
Stop my breathing and slit my
throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I
must be emo
I'm dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The
way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real
problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister's mascara
now I'm grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are
my hobbies
I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without
sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me, it's never any fun
They
say they already have a pussy, they don't need another one
Stop
my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump
around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dye in my hair and
polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write
suicide notes
I must be emo
"My life is just a black
abyss... ya know...it's so dark. And it's
suffocating me,
grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter
than a
pair of my little sisters jeans...which look great on me by
the
way."
When I get depressed I cut my wrist in
every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an
erection
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed
glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during
classes
I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read
me "Catcher in the Rye" and watch me jack off
I wear
skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said that I like
girls I'd only be half right
I look like I'm dead and dress
like a homo
I must be emo
Screw XBox I play old school
Nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hate my
parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like
clones
I must be emo"
When Jasper finished everyone was laughing so hard they were on the ground. Jasper looked at them all, he was really pissed off. Where in the world did Emmett get the idea that he was emo. He was about to run back upstairs to change back when Emmett stopped him.
"Nope! You have to stay here in your costume. And watch everyone else sing their songs in there costumes" sang Emmett cheerfully.
He sighed annoyed. But sat down next to Alice.
"I was going to save you till last Rose, but your next" Emmett yelled. Rose sat up swiftly and walked upstairs. Edward gripped his head painfully. Rose already seen her outfit, so Edward knew what it was. What could it be?