How to piss off Espio
Tell him that Charmy says he sucks as a ninja
Watch & laugh while Charmy gets killed
Steal his weapons & replace them with plastic versions of them
Tell him Charmy is better at being a ninja then he is
Tell Vector that Espio's against the team
Laugh seeing Espio get fired
When he's hiding (ninja style) yell "Espio's over there"
Paint Espio pink & all day insist on calling him Pinky
Grind his horn
Make him read this