How to piss off Espio

Tell him that Charmy says he sucks as a ninja

Watch & laugh while Charmy gets killed

Steal his weapons & replace them with plastic versions of them

Tell him Charmy is better at being a ninja then he is

Tell Vector that Espio's against the team

Laugh seeing Espio get fired

When he's hiding (ninja style) yell "Espio's over there"

Paint Espio pink & all day insist on calling him Pinky

Grind his horn

Make him read this