Warning

1. This is Edvy, it means Ed x Envy

2. Rated M to be safe, may contains Yaoi in later chapters, but that's up to you decide. So vote if you want/don't want me to include Yaoi in the later chapters! (Starting from this chapter)

3. My poor grammar

4. The OOC characters

5. Spoilers of FMA

Yuki: I don't own FMA, if I do, Roy Mustang will be shouting 'I'm a Hentai!' and starts to chase after mini-skirts.

Roy: Hey!

Yuki: If you don't, that means I don't own FMA.

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"What do you mean by hiring a body guard for me!?"

A teen with emerald long hair, the length of the hair reach the teen's waist as it makes it harder to see if it's a male or female. The voice of the teen is too high for a male but rather low for a female. The skin of the teen was white, so white that as if it was pale. He was wearing a white shirt with a grey outer coat along with a grey long pant. The shirt has a few buttons left unbutton, showing his collar bone and well built chest, a few chain necklace hanging around his neck. The cat-like amethyst eyes narrowed as it stare at the man in front of him.

"Yes, I'm hiring you a bodyguard, is there a problem with it, Envy?" the man said, he has a eye-patch covering his left eye as he dress in a business suit, black hair short and tidy as his skin was quite brown, his age around 40+. He put on smile on his face as he looks at his little brother, Envy replied, "Of course there is! Why the heck do I need a bodyguard?"

"Envy, you know it very well that someone was trying to harm you, so I must hire someone to protect your safety, don't forget that you are our company's most popular model." Pride said.

Pride was the president of 'Sinfonia', a company of fashion magazine as Envy was the most popular model of it. Recently, someone was sending letters to threaten Envy to his apartment and Envy even gets some silence calls, forcing Envy to change his phone number. But that's not all, there's one time when Envy was having his coffee break, a bullet shattered the cup that he was holding, through the window he was sitting beside at the shop.

"I know, but am things that bad until there's a need to hire a bodyguard for me?" Envy said as he sit down on the chair, he cross his arms as Pride said, "Yes, I don't want you to lose your life the next time he strikes. You are going to meet him at 3pm today, and I'm going with you too." "But I have an interview--" "I ask your manager to cancel it, since those interviews won't be any help anyway."

Pride said as he stood up from his sit, he walk pass the table and stop in front of Envy, "Since it's almost time, shall we go down and meet with them?"

Envy groan as he stood up from his seat, he follow Pride out of the office as they walk towards the personal elevator of Pride.

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They walk down and head towards the café, a few peoples, both male and female, can't get their eyes of Envy as he walk pass them. A waitress lead them to their sit, her eyes were always on Envy though. Envy sit down on the sofa, Pride pull the chair and sit down as the waitress take their orders.

"Am I able to get you anything today Mr. Envy?" Envy look at the slightly blushing waitress in front of him, even though a bit disgusted, Envy reply her with a smile as he said, "No thank you, if you can please give us some privacy . . ."

"Of course, then please excuse me . . ." the waitress said as she slowly back away, her eyes still on Envy. Envy let out a sigh when he can hear the waitress squealing to her companions about him, Pride look at him, with the same old smile on his face, "Now I see that you are really popular."

"Being popular over this kind of women is disgusting, well you don't know since you are not me . . . " "Well, all I know was that she forgotten to take my order when she's doing yours." Envy look at Pride, who have this hurt puppy look on his face. Envy let out a giggle, he smile and said, "Let's call her back."

He raises his hand and calls the waitress as she came to them quickly. After both of them ordered coffee and some food, they ate in silence.

At 3pm sharp, Envy and Pride's attention was attracted by a man wearing black business suit, with a red cross-like brooch on his collar. His hair was black in color as it was neat and tidy; the black glasses of his prevent them from seeing his eyes. Behind him was a women with blond hair, her hair clipped up as she wear the same suit, cross-like brooch and a black skirt that was long until her knees and she walk in black high heels, with a silver suitcase in her hands.

Both of them stopped in front of Envy and Pride as the man took down his glasses. His eyes were black in color as he hand out his hand and smile, "I'm Roy Mustang, the head of the company Ametris which is responsible on guarding Mr. Envy here."

Pride stood up too as he shake the man's hand, "Nice to meet you, I'm Pride, the one who hire you here to protect my company's model." "Nice to meet you too Mr. Pride."

Roy moves his body to a side so they can see the blonde behind him, "This is Riza Hawkeye, my assistant." "Nice to meet you, Mr. Pride." Riza said as she put down the suitcase and shake hand with Pride, "Nice to meet you too."

"Say, are you the one who's going to protect me?" they all turn their sight to Envy, Riza shake her head as she replied, "No, but I'm sure he's on the way."

"Sorry I'm late." they turn their eyes on the upcoming blond; he was wearing the same black suit, with a red-cross-like brooch on his collar as he was wearing the same black glasses. His hair was tied neatly into a low ponytail; hardly any of his hair was being left out. In his right hand was the same silver suitcase. He looks no younger than 12 or 13 as he was . . . Short.

He was at least a head shorter than Envy, Envy lift an eyebrow in surprise as he thought that his bodyguard will be tall and giant or things like what you see on those television show. "There Hagane, don't tell me that you were lost?" Roy ask as he puts on a smirk on his face, the blond shot him a warning look through his glasses as he replied, "Of course not, it's just that there's too many crowds surrounding here, I have to squeeze my way through here you know.

"Well, I suppose that you were small enough to do so." "Why you-"

"Erhem, Taisa, I think we should get to the subject right away." Riza cut in as she shot the blond a warning look, silencing the blond.

"And this is . . .?" They turn and look at Pride, the blond reach out his left hand as he smile and said, "Pardon me, I'm Edward Elric, I'm here to guard Mr. Envy."

"What!? How can a kid like you even guard me?" Envy exclaim as he stood up from his seat, Ed narrowed his eyes as Roy cut in, "I know that Edward seems young, but he is also our best guard in our company, not to mention the youngest too . . .Say Hagane, how old are you this year?"

"I'm 15 this year, Colonel, please take note of my age so that you won't be asking me again, this is the 3rd time already." "Is that so? Why can't I remember?" "Cause you are getting old, and getting old also means that your memory is getting bad too." "I'm only 29 this year! Unlike someone, who was already 15 and still so short?" "Better than you, old man." "Shrimp." "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A--" Ed's mouth was covered by Riza as she said, "Both of you stop now, you are embarrassing yourself in front of our client."

"It's ok, since it's getting interesting, hahaha!" Pride laugh as everyone look at him with a sweat drop on his head. "Now, shouldn't we be talking about the contract?" Pride said as he turns serious again, everyone sited down, as Riza, Ed and Roy sitting opposite of Envy and Pride, who now move to the sofa across the table.

"Well, the contract is like this," Riza said as she pulls put a contract from the suitcase, she put it on the table, facing it to them as she starts to explain, "Ed will be protecting Mr. Envy for 24/7, and it's the best if he can move into Mr. Envy's apartment for more protection, unless the person trying to harm him will hide dangerous object in his house, for example explosive, or the person will be hiding around his apartment. Since Edward will be guarding him for 24 hours, he will be around whenever he's working, doing an interview, or even in the washroom."

"What?! He will be also following me when I'm doing my business?" Envy exclaimed, his eyes widen in surprise as Riza continues, "Yes, unless the person is around there to strike again, and please excuse him from putting up device, it's for you safety. Unless you were been kidnapped, the device will be able to track him down. Mr. Envy must go along with Edward's doing---"

"Then I must obey his every word?" This time Envy stood up from his seat, "Yes, and that's because of your safety too. If you have no problem with it, you can sign this contract, and the contract will be activated immediately once you sign it." Pride nod as he took out a pen from his pocket and open the cap of it, just as he was about to sign it, Envy shout out, "Wait, that doesn't mean that I agree to it!"

"Is there anything that you are not satisfied with, Mr. Envy?" Roy asks as Envy replies him furiously, "NO! I'M NOT SATISFIED!" Envy point at the blond, he continued, "I have never agree on hiring a bodyguard since I can protect myself AND my bodyguard is some guy who's hard to not suspect his age as he look like a 12 or 13 since he's so short, how can I throw my life on some kid that I never see before?! I don't need--"

"Be careful!" Ed suddenly stood up and pulls Envy down on him, before Envy could do anything; he's already on top of the blond. As Envy took a clear look, the black glasses of the blond slide off, revealing his pair of golden orb. When amethyst eyes met with the other, his breath was almost taken away by this brilliant gold.

He snaps back to his own senses when he heard the gasps from the others, he turn around to look. He was more surprised when he sees an arrow on the wall, the head of the arrow was stick deep in the white wall. "So do think that I have the quality to protect you anymore?"

Envy turn and look at the smirking blond, he smirk back as he felt a sweat roll down from his head. "I hate to admit, but being protected by a chibi seems new to me."

"Don't-call-me-small-again-or-I-will let-your-ears-suffer!" Ed said through his teeth as Envy's smirk became wider.

"Erm, sorry to interrupt, but I don't think it's nice for both of you to stay in this position . . ." Roy said as he had a sweat-drop on his head, ". . . . . ."

Envy gets himself off slowly from the blond as Ed blush and gets him up. He push up his glasses as Envy stood up, he turn and look at the contract as he took the pen from Pride's hand. He signs on the contract and put the pen on the table, he pick the contract up as he shove it into Riza's face. "I signed it, is there anything else?"

"Yes," "What is it?" "Mr. Pride have to sign the contract too as he's the one who's hiring the bodyguard for you." ". . . . . ."

Envy turn around and look at Pride, who now have sparkles around him as he holds the pen in his hand.

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Yuki: My very first try on humor, hope you enjoy-

Lin: I will be writing the next chapter, so you can look forward to it, stay forward to it! -wink-

Yuki: . . . . . . -turn and look at the crews-

FMA crews: Eek!

Yuki: Who the heck let her in?

Ed: -gulp- Don't push me in!

Yuki: Is it you?

Ed: No! It's not me!

Yuki: Than whom?

Ed: Lin gave Alru a kitten . . .

-Everyone focus on Alphonse-

Al: Huh? I . . . I have to feed the kitty! -Run away-

Yuki: That's why I hate cat maniac! -Stomps away- -slam door-

Roy: Cat maniac?

Lin: Cause I'm 'nekoLin', Nya!

Ed: I think I got it . . .