Chapter 4

Meanwhile in the maid's chamber bathroom.

"T-Takehana-san." I was clearly trapped and tried to talk my way out of the situation to buy time. I pushed the horny maid away. "W-wait."

"Hmm? What's the matter Kuga-san?"

"M-my lips are dry. I-I… I have STDs!" Oh fuck! Great! I am in this fucked up sitch, and that's the best I can come up with?! Nice going Kuga you dumb ass!

"Fu fu fu…" Takehana snickered. "Nice try Natsuki, If you really had STDs our dear Shizuru-sama wouldn't be dating you would she?" Damn! She saw through it! Oh well, maybe I didn't make a fool out of myself after all…Or have I made an even bigger fool out of myself? Damn! Snap out of it! That's the least I have to worry about at the moment!

"Takehana-san! Please I do not wish to hurt you. Stop this at once." I was holding Takehana by the shoulders now.

"Don't be like this, you will enjoy this later on." She continued to force herself on me. I was at a standstill of what to do, then I noticed a glass on the basin, don't know what the fuck it was doing there, but it could be my way out. I REALLY have to play along now, as I came up with a plan.

"O-okay. Just… be gentle…" I heard myself say nervously."

"Oh, don't worry, it will be the best feeling you ever had." She leaned in and kissed me. As expected she was pushing against me, backing me up against the basin. Alright time to execute my plan! When I caught her off guard with my ehem excellent kissing, I reached behind me to pick up the glass. I brought one hand to her neck, and one to the point where the neck and the skull connects, smashing the glass on her with enough pressure to knock her out, but made sure it wasn't hard enough to leave any permanent damage, or kill her.

As expected, she was knocked out. I caught her in my arms so she wouldn't collide heavily with the hard ground beneath her, and put her down gently. Now that this is done, I can concentrate on escaping this place. I thought of dashing out of the front door past all the maids, I mean, I am a fast runner after all. But with this uncountable number of them… I shuddered, I probably won't be able to get to the other side of the chamber without getting raped alive.

Opening the window I peered outside. "EH!!??" WHAT IN THE MOTHER OF MAYO!? I nearly fainted when I came across nothing but bundles and bundles of trees. We were on the fucking third floor?! You've got to be freakin kidding me! I deemed myself doomed, when suddenly I heard the chamber door burst open and a… no, TWO very familiar voices echoed around the place right to the back. One voice was, gentle, almost elegant with a hint of danger, and the other was… the other was… NAO? I could immediately tell who it was, from that piercing aggressive sharp high pitched tone, that only one very husky red head in this whole mansion would have. Then it hit me. OMG OMG OMG! They've come to my rescue! I can't be seen being afraid. Remember keep your cool Natsuki! Dominance!

"Ara, will you girls mind telling me where you've hidden my Natsuki?" Shizuru faked a smiled, but her eyes remained deadly serious and dangerous, causing the maids to shiver. Giving of a sign: 'If I find out you've touched my Natsuki, you're dead.'

And then I heard the other interrupt rudely. "Oh cut the formalities sis, WHERE HAVE YOU FUCKING BITCHES HIDDEN NATSUKI!? What have you done with her?! Tell me now or I'll ring your sorry asses! WHERE IS SHE?!"

Before Nao caused anymore damage, I un-hid myself. Opening the bathroom door I walked out waving both hands in front of me signaling for her to stop as she was grabbing a maid by the collar, just about to punch her in the face. I swear Nao could very well be the scariest girl I've ever seen sometimes, when she's angry. 'Take note: NEVER piss Nao off.'

"Nao wait, don't punch her face in! I'm here, calm down…I'm alright."

"Natsuki!" Nao dropped the maid (Painfully) and ran up to me, probably wanting to give me a hug, but Shizuru beat her to it.

"Ara, What's my Natsuki doing here? You're gonna be late for lunch. Or perhaps, you don't want to taste my cooking?" She said to me teasingly as she glomped me and nuzzled my neck. I sighed, closed my eyes, and melted under her warmth. 'I'm so glad you're here Shizuru. I was so scared about what would happen if the both of you didn't come in time.' But of course me, the ice cold tough biker girl would never show that.

But just as I was getting a little too comfortable with Shizuru, Nao's piercing voice nearly made me jump out of my skin. Literally. "Onee-sama! How come you get to snuggle Natsuki first, when I was the one who did all the rescuing while you just trailed along leaving all the physical work to me? And the only thing YOU cooked was the rice!" Nao burst Shizuru's bubble quite wittily I must say. It made me chuckle internally when I noticed Shizuru's face redden a little. Haha, I'm dating the most adorable angel in the world, cute.

"Well, cooking the rice is still considered cooking is it not?" Shizuru huffed as she crossed her arms and closed her eyes in a 'hmph thanks for busting my bubble' manner.

"I don't care!" Nao jumped tackled me and I fell to the floor. "Natsuki, they didn't do anything to you did they?" Her tone immediately changed into a voice of concern, which made me kind of happy actually.

"Haha, well no they didn't actually get that far, to have done anything to me." I sweat dropped.

"Mmmm Natsukiiii!" Shizuru jumped on me from the left flicking her golden hair at Nao's face as if to mock her. These two sisters sure do a lot of mocking to my amusement. But the thing I didn't know is, it was ME who was going to be THEIR amusement for the rest of the day today.

"Onee-chan! Stop sandwiching Natsuki!" Nao gave her sister the evil eyes.

"Ara ara, If you get to hug Natsuki from the right, I get to hug her on the left."

"Well, she's YOUR girlfriend so you can hug her later."

"Well I want to hug her now BECAUSE she's my girlfriend." The bickering continued above me, as I watched from underneath them both.

"Ugh! Natsuki, my sis is so persistent, how in the world do you manage to put up with her? " Nao was really cute when she is annoyed. NO! Natsuki, do not think about that! Get that thought out of your head this instance! Nooooo Neko Shizuru isn't working for me anymore! Bunny Shizuru! Hamster Shizuru! Teddy Shizuru! Monkey Shizuru! Okay, no wait, that was just wrong. Piggy Shizuru! Turtle Shizuru? Oh, I know! Inu Shizuru! (Puppy Shizuru!) Yes, cuddly little puppy Shizuru. Haha, okay that seems to be working. Oh I really got to get me one of those. But who needs one when I got the real Shizuru? The real Shizuru is more than enough for me.

"I don't." I said bluntly.

"Persistent indeed." Shizuru nodded.

We remained silent for a moment, until I realized the *cough cough* 'threesome' position we were still in, on the floor. "Um, girls? Sorry to ruin your little muse sessions and stuff, but can we get up now? This position is quite awkward for me… Especially with these maids watching and all."

The sisters looked down at me; the silence remained for a few more seconds, and we broke into little fits of giggles. They sat up, and I thought they were going to get off me, but instead they both bent down at either side of my face and gave me a peck on my cheeks in unison. I felt my face light up and they laughed at poor me. Oh those cunning girls. Somehow it felt as though they did that, to see me blush, and to send a little message to the jealous staring maids that they should really give up cuz it's never gonna work out. Ever.

They stood up shortly after that, offering to help me up. But being the 'gentleman' I was, I denied their offer, politely of course. We looked back at the toilet I just came out of and Nao whistled. "Oh you beat her up good…" Nao complimented. "Ara, you really took care of her didn't you?" Shizuru giggled. "Ahaha, I didn't exactly do much." I said. We walked past all the maids who were eyeing us enviously and shivered the whole time. There were so much lust and insatiable desires in their eyes, that it actually crept me out. Nao opened the door for us and we stepped outside. But just as Shizuru and I were about to leave, we heard the door close behind us, and Nao was no where to be seen. And then it hit us.

"Oh god." Shizuru mumbled

"You don't think…" I added in. We looked at each other for a moment and face palmed. "Jesus."

From behind the closed chamber doors came a "You don't think I'd let you guys get away would you?" then a few of Nao's screeches and a few of the maids' screams, followed by some crashing, whamming, and bashing noises. Then silence. Shizuru and I closed our eyes and sweat dropped as the door creaked open. Nao came out dusting her shoulders off and slapped her hands together up and down a few times, like some one would normally do after getting a job done. We looked at her incredously.

"What?" She asked raising an eyebrow annoyed. "They deserved it." She 'hmphed' and walked off, with us trailing behind her.

I told them the maids were gonna get a good ass whooping and I meant it. That should teach them never to touch Natsuki again. Oh it felt good, it felt so damn good to pun those pathetic excuses for maids. I walked on, being proud of myself for beating those maids up, without turning around to look at Natsuki's and my sis's reactions. Then something cut me off from my thoughts.

"Um, Nao I hope you didn't beat them up too badly." Natsuki seemed concerned. "Sure what they did was wrong, but they didn't deserve this much of a punishment." She finished. Just as I was about to answer, onee-chan filled in.

"Ara, Natsuki, you shouldn't feel sorry for them. If I didn't have Nao here, I would have done it myself."

That made my vein pop. What does she think I am? I'm not her lap dog! "You should have done it yourself! Stop using me as a fist! Gosh, now I know how Suzushiro feels. You always find ways to push all the hard and physical work on someone."

"Teehee…" Teehee? What the hell was that?! She finds this funny? No wait, she's just being annoying.

"Mata-kun, (Jeez) Don't teehee me!" I puffed. I turned around to see her clinging affectionately to Natsuki. Oh that does it, You can cling on to Natsuki as much as you want sis, but you better hold on tight. I'm gonna have my fun when we get to the lunch part. I snickered cunningly in my head.

When we reached the dining hall, which took about half an hour, the butlers were already there with Napkins and trays of food ready for us. "Alright break it up you two." I rolled my eyes and said to the couple who were cuddling behind me, indeed jealousy shot up my veins. There were two tables, a big dinner table, and a small dining table. We led Natsuki to the smaller one, so that we could be closer to her. We do think alike. Yes, this is a competition. Although my sis never anticipated a competition to win Natsuki's heart, since she is so certain that it belonged all to her, she can't deny it, she's seen Natsuki think about something other than her sometimes, and it's so obvious that that something is me. Oh, being the ultra hot and sexy imouto (little sis) soooo pays off.

The butlers pulled the chairs out and we sat in it in this position. Shizuru nee-chan at the end of the small rectangular table, me and our guest on either side of it. Natsuki thanked one of the butlers politely and he blushed. It made me smirk. 'Back off buddy, you'll never even stand a chance. She's a lesbian, you little shit.' I taunted internally. And besides, she's got her sights set on me and my sis, and no one else. She seemed quiet and didn't really speak much except for the few sentences she softly conversed with my sister. When the food (Curry rice, with fish steak and miso soup (weird combo))was served, the awkwardness was broken. Onee-chan and I, eyed each other intently. I know what she's thinking. 'Oh no you don't. I'm going to be the one who serves Natsuki first!' I narrowed my eyes a little, and it seemingly sent the message across the table. Onee-chan's blood red eyes narrowed back at me and the both of us shot up at the same time. We plunged our forks down into the mackerel fish and battled to get the first piece. Onee-chan was indeed skilled, for every movement I made to stab and pick up a piece of fish, was countered by her quick blocking. Our forks and knives clashed against each other as if it was a sword fight. The clanking of metal added to the look of panic on Natsuki's cute face. Jeez, the weapons training that the Fujino children had to go through each day, was never quite as tough as this.

"Onee-chan!" I lost my patience. "Can't you see that I'm trying to serve the guest, while you are very annoyingly hindering me?" I asked sarcastically.

"I believe it is the job of a faithful wife to serve the one she loves, is it not?" Nee-chan asked in a calm but cold tone, as our eyes continued to metaphorically stab each other. Ha! Wife my ass! It hasn't even been decided!

"You aren't her wife yet!" I threw it in her face. "Not until you at least go through me first!"

"I won't go down without a fight!"

"Me neither!" I growled.

"A-ano (um)… It's fine I can take the food on my own hahaha…" Natsuki laughed nervously and sweat dropped. I didn't mean to scare her, but us sisters can get too competitive at times like these. We turned our heads to glare at her in unison with a 'stay out of this' look. She slumped deeper into her chair and fiddled with her fingers anxiously. Holy shit! CUTE! Damn I need to breathe. Then an idea popped into my mind.

"Aww, nee-chan look we scared our dear Natsuki…" I feigned a pout, which definitely got her attention.

"Huh? You're right." She turned her attention away from the now battered piece of fish and to Natsuki. "I'm sorry Natsuki, I didn't mean to scare you… Are you okay?"

While sis continued to comfort Natsuki, I very efficiently cut a neat piece of fish and placed it onto one of Natsuki's empty plates. "There you go. Try some fish." I smiled sweetly at the cute little blue haired puppy, as I sat back down. Noticing this, Shizuru nee-chan stood there dumbfounded for a while before clearing her throat and sat back down.

"That was very cunningly smart of you Nao. You cheated." She said calmly.

"Cunning is our trademark isn't it sis?" I smirked tauntingly back at her.

"Yes, very clever indeed. Thanks for starting off for me Nao. Now I get to end it." Onee-chan suddenly started to grin cheekily and I felt uneasy.

"Hai, Nat-suki-chan. 'Ah' shite. (Say 'ah'.)" My eyes nearly popped out when she picked up the piece of fish and brought it to Natsuki's mouth. Damn, I should have never underestimated her, she always has something planned under her sleeves. I should've known her by now. There was no way she would have given in so easily unless there was a plan B. And now she got to feed Natsuki with her own cutleries, resulting in an indirect kiss. That's so cunningly smart of her! GRRR! Given the position she's in, she was closer to Natsuki than I am, so she gets to feed her. [Sighs] shit, I'm defeated for now.

"A-ahhhhh" Natsuki closed her mouth and opened it again, unsure of whether to let Shizuru continue feeding her. It probably ruined her image of dominance and all, but you gotta admit, it's kinda fun watching her in these situations. She finally opened her mouth reluctantly and let the piece of meat enter.

"How is it?" Nee-chan asked, while I silently continued to chew my food.

"It's…It's…amazingly delicious." Natsuki's eyes sparkled as she said that. Then she suddenly blushed. Hmmm? I wonder what she was thinking of saying next, that made her cheeks go red. I silently observed her as the meal went on. "Um, sorry is I'm asking too much…But, do you guys have any mayo by any chance?"

My sis and I nearly spat our food out in shock. MAYO? Who eats mackerel fish with mayo?! Shizuru nee-chan's face turned a little pale. "A-ara? Are you sure you want that? I mean, does that stuff even go with mackerel?" T'was the first time I've seen my sister stagger in a long time. It was quite funny actually.

Natsuki's face turned into one of disappointment. Though it was hidden very well, I could see it in her eyes. "I-is it not allowed here in this spacious home? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to ruin your meal. It's just, me and my guys use to eat a lot of mayo when I was still in a bike gang. It was like our daily supply of food, and we can just find almost anything to go with it, and it would still taste good to us. I apologise if my request disgusted the two of you." Natsuki blushed more an put on an apologetic look.

I had to cut in there. "No, not at all. We were just surprised that's all. Yes, we do have some, and you can have as much as you like."

"Yes." Shizuru onee-chan added. "Everyone has their own way of eating. It won't change anything between us." She gave an assuring smile to Natsuki, who smiled back in relief.

The rest of the meal went on peacefully after that, as my sis and I took turns to serve Natsuki and feed her. We silently came to an agreement to make lunch, the best and most wonderful lunch ever, for Natsuki. So even without verbally discussing it, we knew what the other was thinking just by exchanging glances. We had definitely enjoyed that afternoon; chatting while we ate, without any incident.

Since Nao-chan was kind to my Natsuki, I decided to let her study in my room together with us. It was rather enjoyable really, to have her company. She was the humorous one, who made even studying, that much more fun and interesting. I appreciated the fact that our competition over Natsuki had ceased for a while, so we could have a moment of peace, before Natsuki becomes all nervous again, by meeting our parents.

A few minutes after we've finished our homework, one of our personal maids, who was in no way associated with the chamber maids, came in to tell us that our parents were home from their little business trip that evening. "Thank you Fumi-san." I said with a smile.

"Natsuki, lets go down to meet my parents." My dear puppy sure was sweating a lot. I put a hand on her shoulder and Nao hugged her arm.

"Don't worry you'll be fine." Nao nudged my Natsuki.

"Yeah, I'm sure they'll love you." I nodded, and with that, we led Natsuki down stairs to the dining area, in time for dinner, and the confrontation. I'm sure everything will be alright Natsuki. Trust me.

My very first omake! Idea was inspired by: Uchiha-chan. So a very huge thank you to you! And as a gift for giving me this omake idea, you shall be IN my next omake XP

Ashley: Hey I know! Because of the whole business with the maids and all, lets rename this fic to Natsuki's Maido harem! [Smiles expectantly.]

Natsuki: Hey that's not a bad name. It makes me sound 10 times more popular! XD

Shizuru and Nao: NO!

Ashley: What's wrong with it? O.o

Natsuki: What's the matter? Jealous? [Smirks and raises an eye brow.]

Shizuru: I just don't want this fic to sound like Natsuki belongs to the maids, that's all.

Nao: Yeah! And the title won't make sense if you change it! I mean, what do maids have to do with ME? Isn't this fic supposed to be about me? I'M the protagonist here!

Ashley: Well, this story is in first person view, so anyone could be the pro-

Nao and Shizuru: [Glares]

Ashley: [Gulps and stfu.]

Natsuki: Aww come on guys, give her a break, she's had a horrible Christmas! That explains her late updates! :o

Shizuru: Natsuki, we aren't mad at her. We're just mad at the title proposal. So don't worry, we are not gonna do anything to her.

Ashley: [Phew]

Nao: YET.

Ashley: O_O {Hides behind Natsuki} Save me!

Natsuki: Nao! =.=' Leave her alone.

Nao: [Huffs] Pffft fine.

Shizuru: But Natsuki, you're not really gonna go along with the new title are you? You're suppose to only belong to me. [Pouts]

Natsuki: Hey hey, come on now, I'm so popular I belong to everyone. All my fans get a fair share of me. ;)

Shizuru and Nao: [Vein twitches. Smirks devilishly. Eyes flash eerily.] WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY? [Grits teeth]

Natsuki: I said-

Ashley: [Covers Natsuki's mouth and whispers behind her] Shh! Mou, you're too full of yourself! OoO" Perhaps a little modesty will calm the Shiz and Nao down?

Natsuki: [Says loudly] Well I can't help it if I'm just THAT good looking. [Smiles and teeth sparkles causing a few fangirls from afar to faint at the blinding light.]

Shizuru: [Face turns dangerous] Ara, it seems there have been too many fanfics about Natsuki lately, that she's lost all her modesty. What happened to the un-vain Natsuki we all used to know?

Natsuki: [Tries to make a joke out of it, but fails miserably.] She went out the window. :D

Shizuru and Nao: [Evil eyes] Ashley: =o=" That was lame...

Nao: [Raises an eye brow.] Hmm? Is that so? Maybe we should throw THIS Natsuki out of the window too?

Shizuru: I got a better idea 'imouto-chan' (Younger sister). [Smirks and hands Nao some hand cuffs while she materializes her Naginata.]

Nao: [Smirks back] I got'chya 'sis.' And Ashley-san, don't think you'll be getting away with this either.

Ashley: O.O [Gets caught trying to sneak out the back door.]

Shizuru and Nao: [Grins evilly] Kiyohime, Julia.

Natsuki and Ashley: O_____O

Shizuru and Nao: Both of you are so dead!, come here!

Natsuki and Ashley: [Runs for their lives]

Ashley: But I've done nothing wrong! T_T

Nao: You're at fault for even proposing the idea of such a hideous title!

Ashley: Wasn't me! It was Uchiha-chan!

Shiz Nao: [Ignores Ashley] Now stop running and face us!

Ash Nat: NEVA!!!

End omake.

Well I hope you've enjoyed reading this chapter, and sorry for the late update time. I hope the length of it, makes up for all the other times I haven't updated. I even added an omake for your entertainment :o so please forgive me nee? As mentioned in the omake, I had a bad Christmas, as some of you might have already known.

I also hoped that the little lunch battle scene added to the humour of this story. XD If there's anything you need me to clarify for you, because you are confused and stuff, please put it in your reviews, or you can pm me =]

And if there are any complains, advices, ideas, suggestions, or just flames, please feel free to put it in the reviews section as always! ^_^

Remember, I'm not the type of author who demands for reviews in order to continue the story. You can choose to review, or not to review. I won't get mad, and I will still continue the story for the sake of those, who I know, really enjoy it. So please, only review if you think I deserve it. Or flame or whatever lol. :P

Happy new year everyone! And thank you to all my reviewers so far!

Ashley

Ps. Again, please let me know if I'm moving too slowly or quickly. :3