So here's a little something I thought of when I was talking with my friends. So this is totally inspired by true events. The whole shebang. It's entirely dialogue because I thought it would be interesting to write something totally in dialogue. I know some of you may be wanting to kill me for not writing an actual story and just little one shots but I'm trying.
Warning: Entirely dialogue, mentions Pokemon.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or the characters. That is owned by Disney and Square Enix.
"-And who the fuck puts sprinklers in a rock pokemon gym anyway? What an idiot, like who the hell thought that one up?!"
"I have created a monster."
"Like it doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that a fuckin' Charmander could own the Onix if it just spewed its fire on the sprinkler system!"
"I should have never let you watch that episode of pokemon with my little cousin. You were too obsessed with it before and now..."
"And that low life Bill who the hell does he think he is?! He can't tell what a over sized Dragonite is when it's 5 feet away from him! What kind of Pokemon specialist is he? Specialist my ass!"
"Roxas…"
"Oh and what's up with the uncaring parents? It's like 'hey mom, this old guy is making me do child labor!' and the mom is like 'Okay honey, bye!'"
"Roxas I get it…"
"Even in the game it's like all they do is give you a fucking pair of shoes and they are like 'bye! Don't get killed!'"
"I have a headache. Just shut up."
"And don't get me started on the gambling! It's all over the place. What are they trying to teach kids? Hey let's go to Vegas because it's okay if we waste our money to-Mfmph!"
"I told you shut up."
"What-what was that Axel?! Why did you kiss me?"
"That's the only thing I could think of to shut you up."
"… If that's the case, I guess I should just keep talking if I want another one then?"
"No you could just ask."
"Hmm…"
"I'll take that as a question."
So did you guys like it? Was it worth reading at all? Or was it craptastic? Your criticism and/or praise is much appreciated!