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Lelouch was just lying around, reading a book, when he was suddenly confronted by Kallen and C.C.

"Ah, what brings you two lovely ladies here today?" Lelouch asked in a gentle tone.

"Well, Lelouch-kun," C.C. explained, "Kallen and I have been thinking, and...we want to see if you truly are Jesus reborn!"

Lelouch was silent for a moment. "...what?"

"You're impossibly gorgeous, a master of politics, perfected speech of nearly every language in the known world, an expert strategy tactician, a skilled chef and technician, and more!" Kallen exclaimed, "Yet...there is one thing we still need to know..."

"...And what would that be?" Lelouch asked.

C.C. reached behind her and handed Lelouch a paper pad and a pencil. "We want to see if you are as equally amazing with art as you are with just about everything else,"

Lelouch wasn't sure what to say; why the hell were they so worried about whether he could draw or not, anyway?

"Can you draw us? Please...Lelouch?" Kallen begged, leaning in closely and batting her eyelids.

Sighing, Lelouch replied, "Fine, fine...just...just leave the room for a while, okay? I need to be alone and focus all of my attention on my work..."

The two girls both nodded and quickly left the room. Sighing once again, Lelouch began to work...

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"Alright! I'm done! Come and check it out!"

Their hearts filled with excitement, C.C. and Kallen rushed back inside. Lelouch was now standing up, and smiling proudly at the pad in his hands. "I think it came out pretty well, if I do say so myself..." he remarked.

Taking the pad, Kallen and C.C. both glanced down at it...and froze on the spot.

This is what Lelouch had drawn: a short-haired C.C. with oversized eyes and large FF-cup breasts, and Kallen with an older body, a flower-eyepatch over her right eye, a cigar dangling out of the side of her mouth, and a scar running vertically across her face.

"What...what...what the hell is this?" Kallen asked.

Lelouch smiled innocently. "It's you two guys as lesbians!!!"

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The next day, Milly was surprised to find a bloody body bag lying on top of Lelouch's bed...