Chapter 5: I Wish I Wish I was a Fish (Author's Note: Heheheh, sorry about the chapter title, random I know right?)

The went back to Seiyo Academy where upon revealing that they had killed the Wicked Witch of the West the group was allowed inside. They were led along a vast hallway into the sixth grade star classroom.

Behind a desk sat a man with lightly colored, messy hair and glasses. His smile was idiotic and his manner of moving was clumsy. He looked up when he heard the door open.

"You're the Evil Nikaido of Easter?" Amu exclaimed, she couldn't believe a moron like him could be so infamous. Then again, she gave it a second thought; Lulu had been the most moronic person she's ever met. Amu sighed; Easter must just like hiring dimwits.

"Yes, I am the Nikaido of Easter, what may I do for you people?"

"We want our wishes! We killed Lulu just as requested, so don't back out on us, Nikaido!" Ikuto growled, his patience had been so repeatedly stomped on that it was thin as paper.

"Yeah, give us our wishes, oh magical genie!" Kukai rubbed his hand on Nikaido's arm.

Enter Chibi Mode

Amu: Kairi, I think Kukai was smarter without a brain...

Kairi: Yeah, it's sad isn't it?

Exit Chibi Mode

"Fine, fine, I'll grant your wishes if you get this freak," Nikaido pointed at Kukai, "Away from me!"

"But the fangirlz love him!" Amu protested.

"Yeah look," Ikuto walked over to a window and threw the curtain over it aside. Outside there were about a hundred rabid fangirlz that started screaming the second they saw Kukai, and then they noticed Nagehiko and the shouts and cries rose ever higher. Finally they saw Ikuto and the screaming tripled. Everyone in the room sweat dropped.

Ikuto moved the curtain over the window again and the screaming halted abruptly. Ikuto experimentally opened the curtain quickly; instantaneously cries of joy erupted, and the second Ikuto closed the drape once more it was silent. Ikuto did this a few more times – each time with the same result – thus proving his point.

Nikaido (while sweat dropping) stated, "Okay, Okay, I get it. Onto the wishes, alright?"

"Ok! I wish the love of the Good Witch Utau!" Kukai exclaimed.

"And I wish for all the knowledge in the world." Kairi interjected.

"What the hell is wrong with you people!?" Nikaido stood up suddenly, knocking papers off his desk, "The scarecrow is supposed to want to be smart and the tinman is supposed to was a heart! Isn't that how it always worked?"

"Screw that version! This is the awesome fangirl verson!" Amu declared.

"Don't tell me," Nikaido groaned, horrified, "You want something other than going home... And I was so sure... I even wasted my Frequent Flier Miles on that ticket!" (A/N: Don't you hate it when you give someone the present of airplane tickets and they're like, "What! I didn't want this!" that really bugs me when that happens, plane tickets are expensive!!! And Frequent Flier Miles are hard to build up!!!)

Enter Random Chibi that's not actually part of the story mode!!

Amu: That was a long ramble, stop taking out you're frustrations on the readers and get on with the story!

Author: Shut up or I'll write a fanfic where you end up with Tadase.

Amu (glaring): You wouldn't dare.

Author: You're right... but I will put more Suu in more of my fanfics and have her say desu twice as much as normal (which is a lot, and is sort of annoying).

Amu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Exit Random Chibi that's not actually part of the story mode!!

"I don't care about home or plane tickets."

"But what about your family, your friends, or your future?" Nikaido inquired, Amu shrugged.

"I'm an outcast at my school, my family stopped really caring once Ami came into the picture, and I'm no good at academics so I have no future."

"You could always marry rich." Nikaido suggested in vain.

"I've already had that option, I don't need money and fancy stuff." Nikaido's expression turned frustrated. Ikuto suddenly interjected,

"What do you mean 'already had that option'?"

"A prince proposed to me. He was really persistent too, but I finally got it through his skull that I'm not going to marry him." Amu explained in a bored tone, as if she were talking about the weather.

"WHAT!?" Ikuto passed out onto the floor in that cool way anime characters do after a big shock.

"Eh? Chotto matte (wait) Ikuto! You need to tell me your wish first," Ikuto sat up,

"What about Amu."

Ran, Miki, and Suu randomly popped into the scene, "The heroine always goes last!" Then they disappeared as quickly as they had come. Ikuto shrugged and got up,

"Well fine," he suddenly took on a serious mana, "I want to be released from Easter, forever, and I want a new violin," Ikuto held up his old one, "This one's filled with X Eggs."

"...Right then... ok, Himamori-san?"

"AAAH! That's it, I wish people would stop calling me Himamori!"

"WAAH!? But... err... um... but... you can't do that... err..."

"What? Why not?" Amu demanded.

"Well... um... its in the... um... Rule book! Yes that's it."

"Prove it," Amu wasn't buying it.

"Oh... uh, look at the time... I'm supposed to meet Sanjo-san in around three hours from now, heheheh, I should get going. Bye then!" Nikaido quickly gathered his things and ran out the door.

"HEY! WAIT! WHAT ABOUT MY WISH!?" Amu yelled after him.

"Don't worry, Amu-koi, I'll grant your wish." Ikuto whispered and leaned down. Amu blushed,

"Perverted cat theif!" she muttered, but their lips met just as a gust of wind blew aside the curtain cover the window. All the fangirlz went crazy with the intense and beautiful Amuto moment. Most of them went into a coma from the incident, while others with weak constitutions went into cardiac arrest.

There was also this one Tadamu fan there, and let's just say they're currently not in a position to recollect the occasion *glances to the side evil and goes "Mwha HaHaHaHa" *

So that is how the Pervy Cat and the Heroine Amu Hinamori fell in love, or maybe that was the story of how Kukai and the Good Witch Utau fell in love? Err... or was it how Kairi became the most knowledgeable person in Zutamutox Darak? Maybe it was how the Witch of the West, Lulu, was vanquished. Or maybe this was a lesson on the power of a fangirl's obsession?

...What ever the moral I hope you enjoyed reading as much as I enjoyed writing! I also hoped that this made you laugh at least once.

Author's Note: Thanx Again and please watch for more fanfics of mine! :D I started on this new one, its a horror romance, and it'll be coming out soon, please please please review and tell me what you think. And if you have ideas on other fairytales or stories I should mess up please tell me, I'd love to hear them!