Shi kami (Death God)

By: Kiyohara

Idea: got from A LOT OF Fem!Naru in BLEACHXNARUTO xover, also from certain fanfic, Back to Kuchiki Clan.

Desclaimer: not mine, never.

Genre: Advanture/Romance and mild Humour

Pairing: ByakuyaxFem!Naru, YamamotoxPastFem!Naru (friendship), KibaxHina, NejixTenten, KenpachixUnohana, LeexSaku, SasoxDei, ItachixHisana

Warning: little bit OOC, but I'll try not to OOC too much. Good Deidara and Sasori!

Re-written. Whole chapters had been rewritten, better…grammar I hope? *fidgeting nercously*

Chapter 1: Songs of Heaven, Tears of Angels: The Rebirth of Death God

A Jinchuuriki, or A Human Sacrifice, was a living medium or vessel to seal the demon or deities that wrecked havoc on earth. There were nine Deities or Demons that ever grace on this Earth, known as the tailed beast. Nine of them were powerful on their own rights. The most powerful of them all had nine tails, so it known as Kyuubi no Kitsune, the demon fox who held the power to create that unimaginable by mere humans. Just one unleashed one of its tails, the mountain would be crumbled into nothing, the calmest sea turned into tsunami, and the peace plain would be destroyed by earthquake. In fact, the fact that hid from Human dimension, that Kyuubi no Kitsune was one of Elemental Spirits Guardian, The Lord of Hell Fire, the guardian of Fire spirits. Kyuubi no Kitsune was Enma-sama right hand. And there's no man could kill it, but that didn't mean that no man could stop it.

Namikaze Minato, the Yellow Flash of Konoha, Yondaime no Hokage, as well as the number third triple S-ranked shinobi after Senju Hashirama and Senju Tobirama that ever grace his present in this Earth, was the one and only one who could stop it from butchering his beloved people of Konoha.

He, the strongest shinobi of his time, held a baby child barely one day old on his hand. This child was his clan-head son, his elder distant relative, Namikaze Ryuuichi, and his crush who happen married the man five years ago, Uzumaki Kushina, the last survivor of Uzu no Kuni.

Namikaze Ryuuichi died fife months ago, left him the position of Clan Head and his wife and unborn son after assassinated by unknown man who had a lot of piercing on his face. While Namikaze Uzumaki Kushina died on childbirth. His clan members had been distinguished by the demon in front of him, if he did perform the technique, this would make the child an orphan. But he would worry about that later, since protecting the village was much more important to him than one life, sacrificed one orphaned child would be no problem at all, right?

So right yet so wrong in every way. But Namikaze Minato didn't know that he'll be fell in guilt-hole after perform the technique, and that would be too late to change the present.

And that was exactly what had happen.

Namikaze Minato, sealed the Kyuubi no Kitsune in the child's mind far from the child's conscious. A seal could be seen on the child's stomach.

For the first in his life, Namikaze Minato faced the Guardian of the Death and Souls, the Shinigami. He saw the Deity wore scary white mask, the hair was white, or was it the costume? Minato's eyes darted on the Shinigami garb, the Shinigami wore plain black shinhakusho and white robe on it, not white kimono like what his parent told him. Minato opened his mouth, "Sh…shinigamis-sama?"

The Shinigami snorted, "What a fool, using a child, and the child is your nephew nonetheless! Unforgivable yet unavoidable, since you couldn't kill the Deity, even thou you pay us, Shinigami, with your soul, you have to use an innocent soul to seal the Deity power with its half conscious while you sacrificed your soul to send it body back to where it belong. Smart, but not the safest way. However, what was done is done; I have no words on it, since Tenno Kami-sama allowed you to do it and forgave your soul while blessed you with second chance as one of us. You should shame on yourself and atones your crimes as the follower of Tenno Kami-sama and Shi Kami-sama, the first Kami that Tenno Kami-sama made, as the new Shinigami."

Minato eyes widened once he saw what would happen when the child grew up. He chocked at that, his tears fell down, he eyed the child the smiled sadly. "Gomenne," he whispered weakly at the crying child. He stared at the Shinigami again, "I'll do what Tenno Kami-sama ordered me to, and I'll atone my crimes."

The Shinigami nodded, "Meet me in Seiretei, My name is Yamamoto Shigekuni Genryuusai, Gotei Juusantai no Shotaichou. Join our ranks, and you shall forgiven."

With that, Namikaze Minato, the strongest human that ever lived in Elemental Dimension on his time, died.

And all Konoha people were mourning for him and forgetting the real hero and maybe the one who would be the next legend and the hero that they'll need in the future.

Life as a Jinchuuriki was never fun, that was what slipping from young girl named (Namikaze) Uzumaki Naruko. She faced a lot of assassination attempt since she was an infant. Thanks to the Sandaime Hokage and Jiraiya of Densetsu no Sannin, also some of faithful ANBU, she could survive the wilderness of the side of the world that she lived in; southern district of Konohagakure no Satou, or known as the Slum.

The Slum, was reside on the southern Konoha. The neighborhoods in that place weren't that bad actually, at least that what young Naruko think. They usually helped her when she went hunting for food, whether it from the forest, river, street or trash. The people there never hate her, they were nice. They didn't hunt her down, they didn't hurt her, and they didn't destroy her home. And she appreciated that deeply. However, who she hated the most were those people from outside the Slum. They often hired ninjas or missing-nins to kill her. They hated her with passion, they often throw random things at her when she gone to academy, they used to beat her, the good thing was they never raped her, yet. Since she hid her true gender from the rest of them, nobody tried to do that. This act made her matured than everyone on her age.

She graduated from the ninja academy on 12, and she was put in Team 7 under Hatake Kakashi as her Jounin-sensei with Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke as her teammates.

For the first, she though that all of them cared about her, but in the reality, none cared about her. Her sensei ditched her to train the famous Uchiha survivor, and he sometimes help her other teammate, Sakura, to train. But never Naruko. Despite the status that Naruko held, her sensei still saw her as nuisance, he saw her as an loudmouthed idiot. Nothing more than trash that worth no helping at all. They abandon her. At least until that accident took place. The betrayal of the Uchiha Sasuke.

Naruko promised them to take Sasuke back, and she did. Even thou it took four years for her to finished this mission of her, she did it in the end. But the path that she walked on wasn't smooth at all. It was rough and full of pains. Literary. Ambushed from the Akatsuki, the death of Jiraiya on Nagato's hand, the destroyed Konoha, and the other shits were her dish that the Tenno Kami-sama served on her plate. She didn't complain at all, since the fox who reside in her mind was helping her.

The fox told her about her human parents, human ancestors, as well as her past life right before she reincarnated as human. And God, Naruko was shocked and fainted instantly after saw it from the fox, the spirit King of Fire.

Kyuubi were grinned madly at her after that.

Naruko still whacked the fox head after that thou.

Naruko knew the truth right when she turned into sixteen years old young lady. However, she couldn't access her true power yet, since she needed to do something for Tenno Kami-sama if she wanted it back. She nodded in understanding once the fox told her about it and she'll wait for the time.

When she turned seventeen, she finally could restore Sasuke back. Sakura and Kakashi weren't happy at all, as well as the rest of the rookie nine, sand siblings, and Konoha's allies that had bond with our favorite blond. Naruko, being the obvious one, didn't see the heated glare that her friends throw at the raven haired man.

Anyway, If you read the shinobi record at the Hokage office right now, you'll read:

Name: Uzumaki Naruto

Gender: male

Age: 18

Rank: Chuunin

Birthday: 10 October

And bla, bla, bla. Nothing important. Just the usual. Except one paragraph:

More info: Dead in the hand of unknown shinobi that rumored it was Uchiha Sasuke but not proved yet. And recently revealed that Uzumaki Naruto was Namikaze Uzumaki Naruko, daughter of deceased Namikaze Ryuuichi, Clan Head of Namikaze Clan, and Uzumaki Kushina, survivor of Uzu no Kuni and ANBU black Ops of Konohagakure no Satou commander. Heir of Namikaze Clan and Heir of Uzu no Kuni noble-house, the Kuchiki Clan. She was the last Kuchiki and Namikaze and Uzumaki that ever lived in this earth.

This fact shocked the hell out of the Rookie 11 and their senseis (not including the Uchiha himself). All of them were crying in her funeral. Sakura almost kill the Uchiha on spot when she saw her best-friend body. She was 100% sure that Sasuke killed her with Chidori right on her heart, with the villagers who hated the girl help of course.

Tsunade was on rampage that day.

The dead of Namikaze Uzumaki (Kuchiki) Naruko happened yesterday by the way.

However…all of it had been written down by the Fate and Destiny Goddesses long time ago, and it end here. Nobody could change it. No human can.

But who said that Gods and/or Goddesses can't?

Blue eyes blinked rapidly. The owner of the eyes was cursing loudly when a felt pain from her heat, "Shit…the fucking chain is eating it…great! And there's no shinigamis around!"

"Calm down, Kitten, concentrate, you're a soul right now, if you use your energy to fuss over them, it will eat your chain faster than before, you know?"

"Shut up Kyuu, I know, okay!" the blonde haired girl sighed heavily, "Damn it, and I'm sure that Hollow won't be too far from here after that stunt…"

Kyuubi nodded in her mind, "Since you're dead, enemies will be attracted to your Reiatsu than your chakra. And since you cut your OWN chain, then your Reiatsu will be flowed through your system harshly, that will make your big-ass reiatsu spiked in open to sense by them, and they'll follow your reiatsu scent and then eat you…"

"You're not helping, Kyuu…" said Naruko out loud, not too happy about the fact that Hollow would eat her soon.

"Heh, I know, anyway, it's better for you to tone it down, you don't want to them to find you, right?"

Naruko nodded.

"Hey Kitten, you know what? I guess your Reiatsu already detected by Soul Society…"

The blonde haired girl raised her eyebrow elegantly. "And you know because of?"

In her mind, she could see Kyuubi sweat dropped, "You see, there's two Shinigami…well, one Shinigami and his/her apprentice to be exact, coming over her from three o'clock."

Naruko snapped her head, "Damn fox, why you didn't tell me earlier!"

"You're too busy with your cussing over fate and certain bastard Uchiha to realize that, kitten. And damn it! You don't need to speak on the open like that! I'm in your fucking mind! Use your thought is enough for me to hear you! You don't want them send you to mental asylum right?"

"Eh? Whoopsie?" Naruko chuckled nervously.

Kyuubi sighed again, "Mattaku…mendokuse na…"

Naruko eyed the two figures that slowly she could see. Naruko waved her hand happily at them.

Meanwhile…with the two shinigamis…

A stoic teen watch his master walked while whistling beside him, his academy shinhakusho moved gently followed his steps. The Master was wearing standard Shinigami Captain Uniform and the robe with kanji for six sewed on the back, as well as a white scarf around his neck, that showed him that the Captain was the sixth division captain and he was a Kuchiki (at least not human).

The stoic teen looks alike the man, except he wore white decorative thingy on his head (An: I forgot what it was, tell me if you know what it is). He wore permanent-like frown and he had incredibly white-fair skin and smooth one on that. His hair was pitch black, and his eyes just like the black hole.

"Father," said the teen that seems not older more than Naruko.

"Yes, Byakuya-kun?" asked his father, Kuchiki Kaiten.

"Who's this person that we have to retrieve?" asked the heir of Kuchiki clan.

Kaiten chuckled at his son stiffness, "Someone important, Shotaichou-sama told me to treat her like a royalty."

"Hn," said the black haired teen, "Father."

"What is it again, Byakuya-kun?"

Byakuya's eyes darted on the lithe figure not too far from them, sat patiently as if the figure was waiting for them while the chain that connected the soul with the body only halfway from it's socket. "Is it her?"

Kaiten head snapped toward the lithe figure. The soul in front of them raised her eyebrows elegantly. "I…think so."

"…Shinigami I presume?" asked the girl. After she saw the teen nodded for the elder one, Naruko grinned, "Great then! I'm Namikaze Uzu- err, I mean, Namikaze Kuchiki Naruko, dozo yoroshiku!" Naruko beamed happily.

Byakuya and Kaiten grimaced. "Kuchiki?"

"Both of you are Kuchiki I presume? Well, yes, I was the last living Kuchiki, they known as Uzumaki, by the way, at least right after Uzu no Kuni destroyed," explained the blonde haired girl, shrugged all the way. She was standing up then cleans herself from invincible dust, "Hey, since my body already incarnated, can you Konsoh me immediately? I don't want to become Hollow nor eaten by them, by the way," said Naruko while pointed at a bunch of disgusting creatures behind Byakuya and Kaiten.

Byakuya glanced at the Hollow then back to the girl, "I don't know how you knew about neither our existence but also how we perform our duty, but I know that you do have a gut to command us, human."

"Maa, maa, I did not command you, Shinigami, I just state the obvious. Beside…both of you sent here by Yama-chi to protect me at all cost, right?"

This statement made both of them stiffed. The same thought crossed their mind, 'how can she know about Yamamoto-shotaichou?! Moreover, she called him Yama-chi!'

"How-"

"Just eliminate them, will ya, I don't think they will wait any longer to devour my soul…" said Naruko easily.

Kaiten sighed; he knew that the girl…his descendant, was right. He couldn't deny her. Yamamoto-shotaichou had him to protect the girl at all cost. "Fine, Byakuya, prepare for battle!"

"Hai." Byakuya's hand stretched, palm high, then without the chant, he said, "Bakudan no. 61: Six Light Rod Prison." Six light rod burst out from his palm, binding one of eight Hollows level three (AN: I'm not that familiar with Hollow's rank, if you know, please give me their rank from low-high based on their power. Thank you).

Kaiten unsheathed his samurai, he used shuunpo the slashed it mercilessly. He didn't stop right there, he then used shuunpo again and massacred the other level three Hollows. "Heh, not that challenging-"

"Otousama!" yelled Byakuya behind him, "Chire, Senbonzakura!" Byakuya released his shikai, his sakura-like blade scatter then started engulfed the poor Hollows that sneaked behind his father.

Naruko whistled in amusement when she saw them fight. "Jitsu wa ne (?), I really, really wanted to help them, Kyuu…"

"Go help them then," answered the fox lazily.

Naruko rolled her eyes. "Hello~ Zanpakuto??"

"Oh, right, you're not receiving HIM yet, hmm…maybe I can help him to reach you…wait…"

'Why you didn't do this before…that damn fox,' thought Naruko without Kyuubi noticing.

Unknown to Naruko and the two shinigamis, one stronger hollow sneaked on her.

"Achk!" screamed Naruko when a large hand grabbed her body tightly; the claw was bruising her delicate skin. Blood dripped from her arm. "Damn it, not only I have to endure my pain that killed me, I have to endure this too?!" she screamed frantically, earning the two shinigamis attentions.

"NARUKO!" screamed Kaiten.

"Back off Shinigami!" yelled the Hollow, "Or I'll eat her!"

"Damn it, Kyuubi, hurry up!"

Kaiten gritted his teeth. Byakuya deactivate his shikai, both of them eyed the Hollow with hate. "Let her go…," said Kaiten. Byakuya searched for chance to attack the Hollow.

"Not a chance, Shinigami! …well, except you let us eat you instead~!" the Hollow grinned at them.

Kaiten gritted his teeth in anger. Byakuya grimaced at that; sure the Shotaichou told them to protect the girl at all cost, however…he didn't want to lose his current life like this too.

"Heh…heheheheh…hahahahahaha!!"

All of their eyes set on the girl who laughed like crazy. "…Naruko?" said Kaiten.

"What are you laughing about, girl?!" asked the Hollow harshly.

"Keh…you think that you can eat me? Poor Hollow, I think I'll send you back to Fate and Destiny's hands to reincarnate then…," said Naruko, grinned evilly all the way.

"You think you can do that?!"

"Oh I'm sure I can…because…Korose (AN: if I'm not mistaken, it meaning is "Kill them", tell me if I'm wrong), Kurokaze: Yami no Yaiba (AN: Sword of Darkness)!" Black blades made from wind slashed the hollow into pieces. "Raise, Kyuubi no Kitsune: Jigoku no Hanabi! (AN: Fireworks of Hell)" nine fireworks-like fire scattered from the sky and burned those Hollows into crisps.

Flashback!

"Holy shit, how long it takes for you to retrieve my Zanpakuto's ass here?!"

"Shut up brat, be more patient…damn him…your Zanpakuto is an annoying Spirit that I ever meet!" Kyuubi growled deeply, Naruko's Zanpakuto was jeering at him. "That Disrespectful Lord of Underworld (AN: Underworld, where those devils and demons come from, this world is under Enma-sama's rules)…after I'm free from this seal, I shall let him taste the Fire of Hell!"

Naruko sweat dropped mentally; honestly she didn't get whatever the Demon Fox from Hell talking about.

"Oryaa!!! What the heck, you damned Fox?! Disturbing my sleep…you wanted to challenge me or what?!" Screamed someone in her mind too.

"What the-"

"What the fuck?! You wanted to Die, bastard?!" the Fox roared.

"Oh!! Now we're talking! Come on you old Fox! I will not lose to old timer like you!" replied the man in all-white male-priest kimono like. His long straight black hair flowed beautifully behind him.

"O-oi…"

"What?! Show some respect to your elder, you BRAT!"

"Hey-"

"WHAT WAS THAT YOU OLD FOX, KYUUBI-JIJI?!"

"Kyuu-"

"ONE MORE WORD AND YOU'RE DEAD!!"

"Who is-"

"COME ON THEN!"

Naruko twitched uncontrollably. She took a deep breath before screamed loudly in her mind, "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWO GOOD FOR NOTHING SPIRITS! I'M IN DANGER HERE, OR YOU DIDN'T REALIZE IT THAT I'M GOING TO BE HOLLOW'S DESSERT HERE!!"

Okay, that caught both of them attentions. Kyuubi coughed nervously, "Eh? Right, Uh…Naruko…meet your Zanpakuto. And you," Kyuubi pointed at the Zanpakuto, "Brat, that's her."

The Zanpakuto's eyes widened, "Shi Kami-sama?!"

"Right…and you are?"

"Ah, My deeply apologies, Hime-sama, Watashi wa…Kurokaze, Lord of Underwold, master of Wind spirits…."

"Sou ka…heh…then I shall-"

"You think it's only this brat, kitten?"

"Masaka! You mean-"

"Aa, I mean that…Naruko…Actually, I'm one of your Zanpakuto too…and yes, Kyuubi no Kitsune is my name. Kyuubi for short."

Naruko smirked, oh this would be fun had two zanpakutos like them to ordered around. Then she nodded before she back to reality.

ENDFLASHBACK

"Well, that was anti-climatic don't you think so, Shinigami-san?" asked Naruko, grinned at them.

'Hayai…sugoi…what a powerful power…and she unlocked her Zanpakutos…two elemental zanpakutos at once! Unbelievable!' thought both of them at the same time.

Kaiten managed to calm down after the surge of power that his…descendant showed to them. "Are you sure you were one of our clan?"

"Eh? 100% sure, but I guess…since…uh yeah, when I'm dead I'm no longer have YOUR blood…err," Naruko was fidgeting uncomfortably.

Kaiten raised his eyebrow, "What do you mean? Whether you have died or not, you're still part of Kuchiki clan, aren't you?"

"Unless something prevent your Reiatsu become part of Kuchiki clan, that is," added Byakuya, he eyed the girl suspiciously.

Naruko scratched her whiskered cheek. "Eh? Yeah, something like that, I guess I'll let Yama-chi explain it to you, so…anyone can open the gate, please? I don't think I want to busy my self with more hollow…I'm starving, okay!"

Kaiten rolled his eyes before opened the gate, Byakuya still stared at the girl. Naruko smiled at Byakuya, saw this, Byakuya blushed slightly before turned his head away from the side girl.

"Let's go."

Then the three of them left the Elemental Dimension.

To be continued

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