Sorry about completely abandoning this fic for so long (along with all of my others -.-;), but I'm back! Or at least for now. You just have to learn that I'm a very lazy person. But I'll force Nel into a cupid costume and toss out cybercookies to all my reviewers, okay? ^.^
Thanks to SithKnight-Galen for the idea. And yes, I will take ideas since my creative juices need a taser to get started. -.-;
Disclaimer: Don't own Bleach. If I did, I'd know Japanese, which I look at with a 'huh?'. Just wanted to clear that up.
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Everyone,
Woah! The arrancar's have mountain dew! I didn't know that!
Ichigo
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Kurosaki,
Please inform me as to why you just taped a sticky note to our fridge.
Ulquiorra
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Ulquiorra,
Well, you know we're kinda saving Orihime, and it's been ages, and the desert was really dry, so I was like, "What the heck, I'm thirsty, so I'm just going to find the kitchen and get myself a bottle of water." But guess what! I didn't know you guys had mountain dew, so I kinda took one of those instead.
Ichigo
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KUROSAKI,
OI, WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?!
Grimmjow
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Grimmjow,
Hey you retard, yelling on a sticky note will do you no good. And who were you--HOLY SHIT. KUROSAKI WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Nnoitra
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Espada,
You guys are really good hosts. Yell at your guest, why dont'cha? :(
Ichigo
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Kurosaki-kun,
I-Is that really you?!
Orihime
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Inuoe!
There you are! But...where are you?! Just tell me! Come on, we have to get back and get ready for the Winter War!
Ichigo
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Kurosaki,
Fool, I delivered that note for her. You are not allowed to communicate otherwise with the person you are trying to save.
Ulquiorra
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Kurosaki-kun,
But at least it's good to hear that you're safe. Where are the others?
Orihime
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Inuoe-san,
We're here.
Uryu
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Kurosaki,
Would you believe how fancy the bathrooms here are?!
Renji
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Renji,
I dunno, I got lost trying to find one. These stupid tunnels all look the same! I always end up back at this stupid room, but that's fine, since there's always mountain dew.
Ichigo
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Raiders of Las Noches,
We don't recall telling you to make yourselves at home.
Espada
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Espada,
We don't recall telling you to talk.
RLN
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Ulquiorra,
Hey, can we borrow a few bedrooms? It's really tiring running around in circles. And it's been about a day already that we've run around without sleep.
Ichigo
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Kurosaki,
No.
Ulquiorra
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Ulquiorra,
Stuck up. And Ishida, did Chad or Rukia end up here yet?
Ichigo.
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KUROSAKI,
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE HELL YOU DO WITH HUECO MUNDO, BUT FUCK YOURSELF IF YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP TAKING THE LAST POPSICKLE!
Grimmjow
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Grimmjow,
Um, no, that would be me.
Rukia
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Grimmjow,
Would you have wanted it in the first place? It was lemon flavored. Your least favorite.
Szayel
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Rukia-motherfucker,
I don't care the hell about what the flavor was. I swear I will kill you if you take another one of my popsickles. Especially the orange ones!
Grimmjow
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Grimmjow,
Oops.
Rukia
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Rukia,
YOU PIECE OF DIPSHIT!!!
Grimmjow
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(This is blank because the fridge has been destroyed by Grimmjow)
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(One day later.)
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Espada,
lol i like this fridge more hi how have u been doing
Nel
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Neliel!
What the hell are you doing here?!
Nnoitra
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Nnoitra,
duh im with itsygo and the nice ppl to get back the girl with big boobies
Nel
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Nel,
Nel! How did you get to this room?
Ichigo
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Ichigo,
You seem to have forgotten that Nel lives here.
Szayel
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Szayel,
That wouldn't have been the first thing that he forgot.
Uryu
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Ishida,
That was mean.
Ichigo
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Kurosaki,
Thank you.
Uryu
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Everyone,
You know what, we might as well call a temporary truce just to calm down.
Halibel
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Halibel,
Agreed.
Ichigo
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Halibel,
Agreed.
Uryu
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Halibel,
Agreed.
Rukia
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Halibel,
Agreed.
Chad
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Halibel,
Agreed.
Renji
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Halibel,
yes!
Nel
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Aizen felt as old as he actually was for once, which is something new. It must have been his age finally catching up to him. He sighed, seeming to deflate the slightest bit, glad that no one was around to stare at him. Which was strange in it's own way.
Usually, the Espada would be running around, causing a ruckus and making him wish that he was just back in the Soul Society and all he had to put up with was a fluttering Momo. But these days, there was no shouting, and was no running and crashing into expensive pieces of limited edition furniture. Aizen had a sneaking suspicion that all of the Espada had simply died, but that would have caused a commotion with the fraccion, who he also hadn't been seeing lately.
Aizen sighed again, pushing open the kitchen door. Perhaps a cup of coffee would-
He froze.
Ichigo, Grimmjow, Nnoitra, and Renji was sitting around the table, each of them holding a hand of cards and a pile of poker chips sitting at the center (which they constantly shuffled around), the four arguing and calling triumphantly every few seconds. Grimmjow had a popsickle in his hand (orange) while Ichigo was hogging one of Tousen's mountain dew, swinging it back every few seconds like one would do with a beer bottle. Ishida, Ulquiorra, and Szayel were talking, leaning against the counter, each of them holding what appeared to be a glass of wine. They seemed to be discussing something that Aizen didn't even understand; the words were too big. Neliel, Rukia and Halibel were laughing and gossiping at a corner, probably just swapping girl stuff. Stark was curled up like a cat at one corner of the room, a small smile on his lips while Yammy and Chad were tossing a what appeared to be a fifty-pound metal ball back and forth at a blurring speed.
Aizen blinked, turned around, and walked right back out the door.
Note to self...hallucinations when tired...
Lol. Poor, poor Aizen. But wouldn't you be tired if you had to put up with the Espada?
Anyway, please read and review! And please be patient if I don't update again soon.
Ciao,
Lucky