A.N. this is random, unbeta'd and 100% spoilers. Enjoy my little birdies!!!
Summary. Ginevra Weasley and Blaise Zabini, bestest friends on earth found a 'Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts' list and decided to break the rules.
Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts: Prologue
Ginevra Molly Weasley and Blaise Alexander Zabini were an unlikely pairing, even as friends. It was quite the shock for Hogwarts, correction, The Wizarding World to find out that they were best friends since the moment they locked eyes. They were almost complete differences- Ginny's eyes were chocolate brown, Blaise's were light blue; she was on the short side, he was quite tall; she had a fair, heavily freckled skin, his was olive colored and spotless; and so on… the only semblance between them were their personalities.
But enough about their background- let's get on with the story!
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Our favorite red head and Rasta boy were sitting in the Room of Requirement, now transformed into a computer hall. Now don't ask me how it happened since electronics don't function in Hogwarts, it just happened, ok? Good! As I was saying- the two of them were having a hart time deciding what to do, have already decided to listen to music. Hmmmm… the long thinking-moments… hmmm…
"Hey, Blaise!" Ginny was almost jumping up and down on her chair.
"Yeah?" he turned to her.
"Remember that site we found about Twilight fanfiction?" he nodded for her to continue, "Well in one profile I saw some funny/weird stuff. Wanna check 'em out?" she grinned hopefully.
"Yeah sure, I've got nothing better to do." He shrugged.
After a good fifteen minutes of browsing through some completely boring profiles, Blaise and Ginny found a huge one! They started reading and –of course- laughing. Somewhere near the end was a piece named 'Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts'. They read it and grinned wickedly at each other.
"Ginevra, hun, how 'bout we break da rules?" Blaise asked.
"Don't mind if we do, Blaisie-boy, don't mind if we do."
And so the two besties skipped to the hallway planning their first 'attack'. Now you may wonder what the thing said. Well I being the good, generous person- and the review wanting one-, will give you that answer:
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not go to class sky clad
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck
42) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous
43) I will not lick Trevor
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God
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And here you have it! I'll probably post the first chapter soon. Stay tuned for more! Oh and I just love reviews. Khehe!
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