So this is going to be a bunch of random little stories that have nothing to do with anything else. These ones will be Jack and Ianto teasing each other and random domestic scenes. They are in no particular order and I will update when I have ideas. Rating will change between T and M, depending on the story.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
This story is for x-Athenea-x, thanks for the idea and the help! And this story is rated T.
Bowties and Top Hats
"You can't be serious Jack." Ianto called, refusing to come out of the bathroom.
"I am serious. You lost the bet and said you would wear anything." Jack called back. "Now I want to see my prize so get out of there."
"I did say I would wear whatever you wanted, but I don't think this counts."
"I do. So come out!"
Ianto could hear the pout in Jack's voice and knew that if he didn't leave the bathroom soon Jack would take the door off the hinges. Literally. Ianto took a deep breath and stood as straight as he could before he opened the door. Jack squealed happily and clapped his hands when he saw Ianto.
"You look amazing!" Jack cried, throwing his arms around the young man.
"I can't wear this all day Jack. What if someone sees?"
"No one is going to see you except me. They all have the day off with no reason to come in." Jack told him. "Besides it was part of the deal. If Alesha Dixon won then you had to spend the day doing all of your usual work in nothing but a black bowtie and a top hat. You agreed and I am not letting you out of it this time."
"Fine. Can I get you some coffee Sir?" Ianto asked. Jack smiled and nodded, enjoying the view as Ianto climbed out of his bedroom and into his office.
Jack climbed out after him and settled down at his desk to do some of the paperwork Ianto had been yelling at him to do for the last week. A few minutes later Ianto returned carrying two cups of coffee. He handed one to Jack and waited until Jack had taken his first sip and made his noises of appreciation before speaking.
"Can I get you anything else Sir?" he asked.
"That's great for now. I'll do some of this paperwork and then maybe we can play some games." Jack said, flipping the first file open. Ianto noticed that it was a report UNIT had been asking for for the last month.
"Call if you need anything."
"I will Ianto. I will." Jack told him.
Ianto turned to walk out an immediately felt Jack slap his bare butt.
"Thank you Sir." Ianto said, completely deadpanned. He could imagine the pout Jack would be making at his lack of reaction.
As the day wore on, Ianto became more comfortable wearing just a bowtie and top hat and worked very carefully to not react any time Jack made an inappropriate remark or touched him. The one thing he had refused to do was go into the tourist office, which meant Jack had to get the pizza for lunch.
"So I was thinking that we should make this your official uniform. Seeing as we both enjoy it so much." Jack said around a mouthful of pizza.
"We could, though it wouldn't be as special." Ianto said. "And Owen might get a little too excited if he saw me like this."
"True, maybe we should keep it a secret." Jack finished his pizza and moved closer to Ianto. "Do you have a lot of work left?"
"Yes Jack, and so do you. If you don't finish it I will handcuff you to the chair again." Ianto told him, finishing off his pizza as well and standing up to clean up their mess. He automatically straightened his suit, even though he wasn't wearing one. "Back to work then Sir."
The next few hours passed quietly, Jack never calling for more than coffee and a quick grope.
Ianto was straightening Tosh's desk when the proximity alarm went off and the cog door rolled open. Ianto didn't remember Jack leaving, but it wouldn't be the first time he managed to slip out without notice.
"What can I do for you now Sir?" Ianto asked, turning around.
The person standing in the door was definitely not Jack. Not unless Jack had turned into a short Japanese woman who looked a lot like Tosh with her mouth hanging open.
"Oh god." Tosh gasped, blushing but unable to turn away.
Ianto was stunned and couldn't move either, he just stood there staring at his friend.
"You are supposed to have the day off." He managed to whisper.
"I forgot my notebook and I was supposed to call someone, but I didn't have their number since it was in my notebook." Tosh said. "I am so sorry Ianto, I didn't realise you would be here or else I would have called first."
"It's no problem Tosh really." Ianto said. "It's my fault. I keep forgetting not to bet against someone who has seen the future."
"So your...outfit is because of a bet?" Tosh asked
"Yep. We bet on who would win Strictly Come Dancing. I lost so I get to spend the day wearing this." Ianto told her. "It is surprisingly comfortable once you get used to the fact you aren't really wearing anything."
"Maybe I should try it then."
"Don't let Jack hear you say that, he'll make it our uniform. The police already think we're odd enough." As if called came out of his office holding a report.
"Ianto did the funny teddy bear come before or after the mutated lizard?" He called. Jack looked up and grinned when he saw Tosh. "Hello Tosh! Are you going to spend the day with us? I think I have a maids hat here somewhere."
"Third drawer on the left, second from the top." Ianto replied automatically. He blushed almost immediately causing the other two to laugh. "And the teddy bear was after the lizard."
"Thanks for the offer Jack, but I just stopped by for my notebook." Tosh said, moving to her desk and picking up her notebook as proof. "Have fun though!" She turned to Ianto as Jack went back into his office. "I would hug you good bye, but..."
"Have a good day Tosh. I'll see you tomorrow and hopefully I'll be wearing more clothes. If you don't see me, then Jack kept my clothes and I'm hiding in the archives. I'll be up whenever he gets coffee deprived."
Tosh laughed and waved goodbye. Ianto heard what sounded like good luck just before the door closed.
"Ianto," Jack called. Ianto looked up and say that Jack was just as naked as he was. "All my work is done and I'm bored. Let's have some fun!"
"Of course Sir." Ianto said, grinning up at his lover "I'll be right there!"