Naruto-Yay! Wait a minute. Kyuubi, in this fan fiction am I old enough? (Looks over at Kyuubi, confused)

Kyuubi- yep, that's why she rated it M for mature, Baka

Naruto- Is that why Sasuke is molesting me more?

Kyuubi-.....................

Itachi and Sasuke- Thank you, Lauren!

Kyuubi and Naruto- This time we are screwed and there's no way to escape (sulks)

Lauren- You might want to use another word (blushes)

Kyuubi and Naruto- (praying that it won't happen or that it will be in later chapters)

Lauren- Sorry you guys, but I've been wanting to do this! Hope you like my first M rated story!

Dani- well since everybody else forgot I guess I'm stuck doing the disclaimer (sigh) Lauren does not own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does. Oh and before I forget, KYUUBI IS MINE! I'm lending him to Lauren for her story and she gave him to Itachi (glares at Itachi) but he is mine!

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Chapter 1

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"So this is the place, Kyuubi?" asked a boy with spiky blond hair who sat on the edge of the rooftop staring down at the town below.

"Yep, this is the Kohnoha kingdom," answered a red hair boy who stood up on the edge looking at the castle that was in the eastern part of the town.

"Seems like it's an easy town to steal from," said the blond his blue eyes roaming over the town. "We're not here to steal from the town! We're here to steal from the royal family," corrected the red head rolling his eyes at the blonde's stupidity.

"Oh yeah, what is the royal family's name again?" he asked getting up to face the red head.

"The Uchihas, they're the richest royal family," answered the red head tying his long red hair into a ponytail.

"So, Kyuubi, what're we going to steal from them?" asked the blond stretching his arms over his head yawning.

"We're going to steal the Uchiha pendant; it's one of the most valuable treasures in all of Kohnoha."

"So why are we talking, let's go get that pendant!" exclaimed the blond who was about to jump to the next rooftop toward the castle, but was pulled back roughly by the red head who smacked him in the head.

"Ouch! What was that for, Kyuubi?" whined the blond rubbing the sore spot on his head flinching at the pain.

"Why do you have to be such a baka, Naruto? We have to have a plan first before we go into a castle that is heavily guarded!" retorted Kyuubi sighing in dismay.

"Oh, so what's the plan?" asked Naruto who was still glaring at the boy.

"Well the pendant is in the youngest son's bedroom, Prince Sasuke Uchiha and every room in the castle is heavily guarded so it might be harder than the other missions," he sighed.

"So I just beat up the prince, get the pendant, then get the heck out of there," guessed Naruto grinning at his plan.

"Baka," he muttered under his breath at his foolish brother. Sometimes he wondered why he had an idiot of a brother as a partner for missions, but it was too late to trade him in. He was stuck with his brother for eternity.

"We have a real plan not an idiotic plan that can crash at any time," he said flicking his brother in the forehead.

"Then what is the plan, Genius?" asked Naruto his voice seeping sarcasm.

"Well I'll try to distract the guards and you will go into the prince's room, get the pendant and meet me outside the castle on this rooftop," he suggested pointing at the rooftop that they were standing on.

"Sweet, I get the stealing part!" grinned Naruto who jumped up and down in glee.

"Yes, you got the stealing part but don't messed it up by doing something stupid like getting caught," warned Kyuubi in a serious tone.

"Roger! Let's go already," he said jumping of the rooftop to the next one leaving behind his brother.

I'm going to regret this somehow thought Kyuubi jumping after his little brother. We are the Uzumaki brothers, known as the demon thieves. Most of the Uzumaki family were famous thieves like their father was called the Golden Flash and their mom was the known as the Scarlet Butterfly.

Most of their family was retired so the Uzumaki brothers were the only Uzumakis who were thieves. Kyuubi Uzumaki was called the Crimson Kitsune because of his crimson hair and sly moves.

He had long crimson hair up in ponytail, crimson eyes like a demon, creamy skin, and a muscular, feminine body. One of his best and most deadly moves was seduction. He was the eldest brother of the Uzumaki sons.

Naruto was called the nine tailed Kitsune, because of his fondness for demon foxes and he was as swift as a kitsune. He had spiky blond hair, deep ocean blue eyes, three whiskers on each cheek, tan skin, and a slender but a muscular body.

One of his most deadly and best moves is the Rasengan, but he mostly used his ninja skills and tricks. Naruto was the youngest brother of the Uzumaki sons.. This was their first time stealing from a royal family like the Uchihas; their other missions were just stealing from stores and mansions. He just hoped that they didn't get caught or that his idiot brother wouldn't mess it up. The two headed toward the castle ready to do their mission and finish it.

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Castle

Can't they hurry this up, I just want it to end!

"Prince Sasuke!" The man opened his eyes to find that everybody was looking at him and his brother was smirking at him.

Damn it thought Sasuke sitting up in his chair, irritated by the people around him.

He turned and glared at the man who called him out, breaking him away from his thoughts. The man gulped and dismissed the meeting trying to avoid the Uchiha gaze. Sasuke's hand clutched the arm of the chair tightly waiting for the last man to leave and sighed as he left.

"You really must pay more attention, little brother," snickered his brother getting up from his chair.

"Shut up, Itachi! Why can't our parents do this crap?" he asked running his hand through his silky blackish blue hair sighing.

"We're going to be the new kings of Kohnoha in a matter of time, Sasuke. So we have to learn and deal with things like this," answered Itachi poking his brother in the forehead.

Sasuke took three steps away from his brother scowling at the poke. "I hate when you do that," he scowled protecting his forehead if there was another poke attack.

"You didn't hate it when you were little," chuckled Itachi.

"That's when I was little, I'm 17 years old not seven!" He glared at his brother until hearing a crash that almost rattled the castle.

"What the hell was that?" asked Sasuke wide eyed.

"Someone must be trying to break in and steal something," answered Itachi shrugging his shoulders. "I'm going to my room, I think that you should too if they're going after the pendant. "Only a fool would try to steal the Uchiha pendant, you know that Itachi," scowled Sasuke rolling his eyes.

"I'm not sure about that, Sasuke," he said leaving the young Uchiha behind.

Bastard thought Sasuke following his brother and strode down the hall where his room was located. When he was about to opened the door to his room he heard a crash and someone cursing but this time it was in his room.

Brother was right; a fool would try to steal the pendant thought Sasuke creaking the door open so the thief wouldn't hear. He slipped into his room closing the door quietly and focused on the thief. Did they think we prince's were not taught the way of the ninja he thought scowling. He hid beside the dresser trying to see the thief's face.

The thief was going through his bedside dresser drawers where the Uchiha hid the pendant. Okay that isn't the safest place to hide it but come on how was he suppose to know that a fool got through the guards and was now in his room going through his dresser for the pendant.

"Yes I found it! See Kyuubi I didn't mess up," exclaimed the thief in glee.

Sounds to childish to be a thief he thought confused. The thief turned around holding the pendant accidentally giving Sasuke the opportunity to see his face. Sasuke's eyes tore away from the pendant to the boy's face and froze.

The boy was beautiful! Spiky, messy, blond hair, delectable tan skin, three cute whiskers on each cheek making him look like a kitsune, and a slender but muscular body. But what caught his eye as the boy's beautiful deep ocean blue eyes. It felt like the eyes were drawing him to them. It felt like he was swimming in the boy's eyes. They were filled with childishness and laughter.

This might not be so bad after all he thought smirking.

"Bummer I thought I would meet that prince and kick his ass if he tried to stop me. Well at least I got the pendant," said the boy yawning.

Thinks he can kick my ass, well I'll show how to kick someone's ass thought Sasuke getting up.

"Like you can kick my ass, Dobe!" he smirked startling the boy with his appearance. The boy jumped back keeping hold on the pendant pointing at the Uchiha in fear.

"You seem surprised Dobe. If you thought you were quiet and sneaky, you weren't. You really suck at being a thief," he snickered crossing his arms over his chest glaring at the boy with amusement in his obsidian eyes.

Naruto was shocked by how this man got into the room without him knowing it. Plus he was shocked by the man's appearance. The man had blackish blue hair (going to start calling it ebony or obsidian), obsidian eyes, moonlight skin, and a breathtaking body.

No wonder he has most of the girls around here drooling at his feet thought Naruto blushing. Sasuke turned on the lights and almost had a nosebleed because of what the blond was wearing. He was wearing an orange tank top with a black swirl on the front, slim black pants, and a belt that carried daggers, kunai, shuriken, and etc, wearing a black bandana around his head beneath his bangs, and wore a crystal necklace around his neck.

Thank god that I'm wearing these clothes thought Sasuke grateful for his special royal clothes.

If I don't get the heck out of here Kyuubi's going to kill me thought Naruto sweat dropping.

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Kyuubi P.O.V.

Shit, they have too many damn guards thought Kyuubi who was trying to outrun dozens of guards.

Got to find a hiding spot he thought, his eyes searching for a door. Finally finding one he boosted his speed getting away from the guards in time to get into the room He shut the door behind him and sighed in relief.

"That was too close," he muttered in relief.

Hearing the footsteps getting lower, he creaked the door open poking his head out. Seeing that there were no guards anywhere he was about to walk out of the room but a voice spoke up.

"So you're one who is causing the commotion," exclaimed a silky voice that sent shivers through Kyuubi. The light in the room came on almost blinding the red head, but it got him an opportunity to see the person.

Crimson eyes locked with obsidian eyes that belonged to the speaker, widening in shock. The man before Kyuubi was alluring and beautiful, well, in other words sexy. The man had long ebony hair pulled into a loose ponytail, obsidian eyes but there was a flash of crimson with three dots around the pupil, light tan skin, and a muscular body.

He was wearing black muscle shirt, black jeans that showed off his body, and wore the Uchiha crest necklace.

Shit, he's the oldest prince thought Kyuubi who already seen the Uchiha's son's pictures.

"Wow, I never seen a sexy kitsune like you before," flirted Itachi with a sexy, silky voice.

Great he's one of those men thought Kyuubi sighing.

This one might be a keeper thought Itachi smirking evilly. The boy had long crimson hair tied up in a ponytail, crimson eyes, moonlight skin, and a slender feminine body.

Major ukeness he thought his eyes roaming over the boy's body.

"Can you please stop staring at me like that?!" ordered Kyuubi blushing a beet color.

"Why should I? It's not every day that you get to see a sexy vixen like yourself," commented Itachi smirking.

"Sorry, but I don't go down that road, Prince," exclaimed Kyuubi leaning against the door accidentally shutting it.

We'll see about that thought Itachi sneering. Suddenly Itachi was in front of Kyuubi and he stuck a key into the lock turning it until it clicked.

Hearing the click and feeling the closeness of the man on him, he slid out from between the door and Itachi, blushing redder than ever.

"What did you do?" asked Kyuubi looking at the door then to the key, he had a bad feeling about this.

"I locked the door and I'm the only one who can open it," he answered putting the key in his jean pocket.

"Why the fuck did you do that?" asked Kyuubi his blood boiling wanting to strangle the Uchiha.

"So you can't get away, why else?" questioned Itachi smirking and stepping closer to the vixen.

I should've stayed out there with the guards thought Kyuubi sulky. Now I'm stuck in a room with this pervert!

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Kyuubi and Naruto-Why must we be punished for being ukes?

Itachi and Sasuke-Yay for the Semes!

Dani-(glaring at Itachi) no matter what Lauren lets you do to him he's mine, don't forget it

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Yay! I made a new fan fiction story! Plus it's M rated! My other fanfictions might take a little while longer to update because of this story and the real book I'm writing. I thank Dani for editing, my reviewers for reviewing and reading my story, and my friends for complementing my stories and support. I thank Masashi Kishimoto for making Naruto! Happy late Thanksgiving! I hope you had a great Thanksgiving! The next fan fiction to be updated is unknown.

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