OKAY SO WHEN ITS JUST BOLD ITS ME JADE

AND WHEN ITS BOLD AND ITALIC ITS ME CRYSTAL

HELLO FELLOW PEOPLE OF THIS PLANET I LIKE TO CALL EARTH!!!

SORRY THATS JADE SHES A CREEP

WHY YES I AM

WOW...OKAY SO THIS IS OUR FIRST FANFIC TOGETHER

YEAH!!!!! :o)

OKAY SO MAKE SURE YOU TELL US YOUR IDEAS AND REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW !!!!!! :D

DISCLAIMER 1: CRYSTAL THINKS THAT SHE GETS TO OWN TWILIGHT JUST BECAUSE HER SISTER GOT THEM AS A GIFT BUT I AM TRYING TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO HER AND MAKE HER RELIZE THAT THE GREAT ONE AND ONLY STEPHENIE MEYER OWNS IT, SO PLEASE TELL HER THAT IN YOUR REVIEW

DISCLAIMER 2:OKAY SO I AM SORRY THAT I AM STUPID OKAY I AM NEW AT THIS AND THERE IS NO NEED TO MAKE FUN OF ME BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW AND THIS STORY IS GONNA BE AWESOME AND YOU START MAKING FUN OF ME AND I WILL STOP WRITING SO DEAL WITH MY STUPIDITY OKAY???!!!

NO SHE WON'T WANYWHO ON WITH THE WONDERFUL PEICE OF ART THAT I LIKE TO CALL OUR FANFICTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :oP

CHAPTER ONE: SORRY I PEED ON YOU( THIS CAPTER WAS WRITTEN BY THE FABOULUS JADE!!! YEAH!!! AND NOT CRYSTAL SHE DOSN'T LIKE THIS CHAPTER :'o( SHE WILL WRITE THE NEXT ONE MABYE THOUGH IF SHE EVER GETS AN IDEA IN THAT ICKY BRAIN OF HERS)

OKAY, SO THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST BECAUSE, WELL, UMMMMMMMMM, BEACUSE I NEED THEM TO BE SO THEY ARE, GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT THEN PLEASE CALL ME AT 1-800-I DONT CARE OR 1-800-436682273 I WILL BE AWAITING YOUR CALL :O)

BELLA'S POV:

I really got to go pee. But sadly we're in the middle of the woods and there is not a toilet anywhere near me. And trust me I checked. So my last and only hope is to suck up my pride and go tell Edward.

Edward is over by a tree watching me and Alice starts to giggle. Edward looks at strangly and says, "Why are you singing the Barney theme song."

Alice just starts to giggle some more and says, "You'll see Eddie-boy, you'll see." He glared at her for calling her Eddie.

I decide that now would be a good time to tell him about my newly found need to go pee.

"Edward I really have to go-" I started to say before I was rudly interupted.

"Bella, come here. Look at what I found over here!!!!!" yelled Alice from across the forest. I looked over at her and gave her the I-know -you-know-that-I-have-to-go-pee-so-this-better-be-good look and walked over to her.

Once I got to her she said, "Opps, sorry thought it was a taranchala, but alsa it wasn't. Sorry." I glared at her and walked back over to Edward.

He started to look at me wierd so I decided I might as well tell him. "Edward, I got to go to the bathroom." Edward then started to look at me with a confused look on his face. Probly thinking that this was all a prank between me and Alice. "Edward, this is not a joke I got to go PEE!!!" I yelled to loudly. All of a sudden I heard a booming laugh from the far distance. Emmett. I felt my face get hot and a blush creep up onto my face.

Relization crossed his face as he finally understood that I was dead serious. He threw me onto his back and began to run.

I don't know why but all of a sudden I no longer had to pee and I felt a nice warm liquid around my area, if you know what I mean.

Edward all of a sudden came to a sudden halt and turned his head around to face me. "Why do I feel something wet on my back?" he asked.

In a quiet wisper I said to him, "I told you that I had to pee." There was more laughing in the distance, great now they are never going ot let me live this down."

OKAY SO THAT WAS FUNNY RIGHT, YUP I KNEW IT WAS. LOL. ANYWHAY FOR ALL OF YOU WHO ARE WONDERING WHEREIN THE SAM HECK DID I GET THE IDEA FOR THIS CHAPTER. WELL LETS JUST SAY THAT I HAVE SOME WIERD DREAMS AND I REALLY GOT TO GO PEE. BUT I DECIDED TO WRITE THIS INSTEAD SO NOW AS I GO RUN OF THE BATHROOM CRYSTAL WILL WRITE THE REST OF THIS END ATHORS NOTE!!! HERE'S CRYSTAL

OKAY GUYS I KNOW THAT WAS A LITTLE WEIRD BUT HEY WE ALL HAVE OUR OWN IDEAS AND LIKE I SAID I HAD NOTHIN TO DO WITH THAT CHAPTER. BUT IT WAS FUNNY RIGHT? OH YOU KNOW THAT IT WAS EVEN I THINK IT WAS WELL STICK AROUND AND READ THE NEXT CHAPTER REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!