Bella Edward

Edweird?

What do you nee—wait…EdWEIRD?

Yes. Edweird.

Ha, you're calling ME weird?

Yes, but that is not the point.

Then what is the point?

You are molesting my foot. That is the point.

What? No, no…I'm not moles…I'm….I'm just playing footsie.

Well, your foot feels rather experienced. My foot is a virgin, you must remember.

No, it's…not like that.

Is your foot a registered sex offender?

I'm baaaack.

My computer decided to start working, and so, without further ado…NOTES FROM THE CULLEN COVEN.

This happened because today my boyfriend was at house, and we were eating turkey and all of a sudden I feel something on my leg. It is his foot. I was all, "OMG foot rape!"

Anyhoo, Happy Thanksgiving! =)