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A/N: No life... -sigh- Okay...here is C!

Caviar and Complacency.

"But it's so gross!"

"Hermione. You are the wife of a Malfoy. You do not fuss over gross things."

"But- I don't want to eat that."

"Well you have to. And be smug about it too."

"Why? And I don't like being smug. That's your job. I'm supposed to be the humble wife. The complacency is all you!"

"Because you are now a very important and rich lady. And what is complacency?"

Hermione hmmphed and answered him, "Complacency is haughtiness."

"Whatever. And you have to eat it. What would everyone else think?"

"And it's fish eggs! That is soo nasty. Who cares what everyone thinks?"

"I don't care if it's fish poo. It's caviar and you HAVE to eat it."

"But I don't want to!"

"Okay. I have a different idea. What if you eat it this way" He picked up the spoonful of caviar and put it in his mouth. Then he went up to Hermione and kissed her. Yes. Right on the lips. With the caviar still in his mouth. A French kiss.

They pulled apart, "Hmm. Caviar is not half bad. Especially when you eat it that way," Hermione said breathlessly.

Awwwwwwww. Review please. Pretty Please? With a turkey on top?

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