Transformers: 12 days of Christmas

Disclaimer; I do not own the song "The twelve days of Christmas" and I certainly do not own Transformers.

Author's note: I thought of this in math class while I was waiting to go home and well this is what came out of it.

On the first day of Christmas, Transformers gave to me

An Allspark empowered key ("Hey, that's mine!" "Sorry, Sari, it's just a song.")

On the second day of Christmas Transformers gave to me

2 robot dogs ("Sparkplug, give that back!")

And an Allspark empowered key

On the third day of Christmas, Transformers gave to me

3 spaceships ("Why would you need 3?" "So I can take two of my friends for joy rides, Optimus."), 2 robot dogs, and an Allspark empowered key

On the fourth day of Christmas, Transformers gave to me

4 eBay bids ("why won't you bid on what I'm selling?" "Because,Sam, I don't have to screw up what's supposed to happen"), 3 spaceships, 2 robot dogs, and an Allspark empowered key

On the fifth day of Christmas, Transformers gave to me

5 Autobots ("I'm not even going to ask her about that one, Bumblebee")

4 eBay bids

3 spaceships

2 robot dogs

and an Allspark empowered key

On the sixth day of Christmas, Transformers gave to me

6 untrue insults ("Sentinel, stop teasing Optimus, because you're the jerk, not him.")

5 Autobots

4 eBay bids

3 spaceships

2 robot dogs

and an Allspark empowered key

On the seventh day of Christmas, Transformers gave to me

7 crazy Blitzwings ("Oh for spark's sake, one's bad enough")

6 untrue insults

5 Autobots

4 eBay bids

3 spaceships

2 robot dogs

and an Allspark empowered key

On the eighth day of Christmas, Transformers gave to me

8 pairs of glasses ("We only need one of those" "I knew that Optimus")

7 crazy Blitzwings

6 untrue insults

5 Autobots

4 eBay bids

3 spaceships

2 robot dogs

and an Allspark empowered key

On the ninth day of Christmas, Transformers gave to me

9 romantic kisses ("Do they have to do it on top of you, Bumblebee?" "I guess so, Ironhide.")

8 pairs of glasses

7 crazy Blitzwings

6 untrue insults

5 Autobots

4 eBay bids

3 spaceships

2 robot dogs

and an Allspark empowered key

On the tenth day of Christmas, Transformers gave to me

10 Allspark fragments ('I'm not giving these to you, Megs." "Oh shut up, stupid girl." "That's MISCrasyaboutfanfics, to you.")

9 romantic kisses

8 pairs of glasses

7 crazy Blitzwings

6 untrue insults

5 Autobots

4 eBay bids

3 spaceships

2 robot dogs

and an Allspark empowered key

On the 11th day of Christmas, Transformers gave to me

11 energon cubes ("Now why would you want that?" "I don't know Optimus, I just don't know.")

10 Allspark fragments

9 romantic kisses

8 pairs of glasses

7 crazy Blitzwings

6 untrue insults

5 Autobots

4 eBay bids

3 spaceships

2 robot dogs

and an Allspark empowered key

On the 12th day of Christmas, Transformers gave to me

12 fans a-screaming ("We love you guys." "I am not giving them my autograph")

11 energon cubes

10 Allspark fragments

9 romantic kisses

8 pairs of glasses

7 crazy Blitzwings

6 untrue insults

5 Autobots

4 eBay bids

3 spaceships

2 robot dogs

and an Allspark empowered key

Author's note: Yeah I wasn't really thinking when I wrote this, but I did it now because my family is going to be away for five days during winter break and I decided to get it done early to beat the rush.