Things that Shippo Would Never Say But Will Now Cause It's a Fan Fiction

1: "Kagome, how do you know if you're gay?"

2: "I saw Inuyasha and Miroku in the woods last night." *laughs slyly*

3: "I'm so sick of being everyone's punching bag! I'm gonna commit to a life of evil!"

4: "Why are Sango's boobs bigger than yours, Kagome?"

5: "Sango, will you bear my children?"

6: "I may be small but there are some bigger parts of me, y'know."

7: "I smile because I have no idea what's going on."

8: "Inuyasha, you are so much better than me… I'll be your faithful servant for life."

9: "Kagome, you suck! Work on your aim would you"

10: "Ha…Ha..." *grips tighter to Kagome's chest* "These lovely soft pillows are MINE!"

(A/N: I have nothing against any of the characters. I'm only doing this for pure fun.)