I'm back once more, surprise surprise I know, but see I've had a hectic summer, this is my FIRST week being at home and I'm about to have a month of nothingness and I managed to find my notebook with everything that I've written and I shall try to avoid all spelling errors and such but the writing in my notebook has kinda gotten worn down… sooooo I can't really read it heh… but lets see how this goes shall we!

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The boys had just left for the party, late because of my lecture on AIDs, STDs, pregnancies, and how to avoid them. And then still one more for Sirius on him being promiscuous… you know I've never seen that guy blush or be insulted when called a man whore. I think that boy is finally changing a bit! … Ok well at least somewhat; he stole a pair of my panties, again, after that particular talk. Again adding to why they were to be so late to the party. His excuse of course was that he was collecting them for James; earning him a smack upside the head from both of us.

I sighed and sat down on one of the stools on the island. Now, how to convince Blake to allow Sam to sleepover. He was leaving in about 15 minutes or so for his night shift - it was now or never. Mission let Blake Leave Lily Alone With a Boy starts now.

As chill of a guy as Blake was he did not trust boys with me. Sirius and James sure, he knew that they wouldn't try anything and I would pummel them if they did, but other boys. Now those were a problem. We had gone on our usual lunch date a few day ago, its turned into tradition, and the cute waiter slipped me his number. Of course Blake got to that poor defenseless piece of paper first. He waited until the poor boy came back around and while staring at him murderously tore up that little slip. Poor kid looked like he wanted to wet himself.

Moral of the story: Blake + Boys = No Go.

Well, here goes nothing… "Blake!" I called.

"Yeah Lils?"

"I'm so bored." I groaned, letting my head drop onto the marble for artistic effect.

"Why didn't you go with the idiots?"

My nose crinkled, "Drunken boys in the midst of hormonal excitement mixed with girl's where you can practically smell the syphilis in their breath. I think not. Could I maybe invite a friend over? You know to sleep over?"

He shrugged nonchalantly, "I don't see why not? Who'd come over, Gena?"

"Umm… no. Sam?" I closed my eyes expecting the barking NO.

"Sure."

I stared wide eyed in disbelief, "You're ok with that?" I questioned.

He just shrugged, "I don't see why not."

"Uh lets see. Boy, girl, hormones, alone, in a house."

Blake just laughed, "Lils no worries, you can trust Sam. Nothing like that is gonna happen. Gotta run though. See you in the morning."

"Promise?"

"Promise."

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I called Sam telling him the good news and started to get everything ready. If all went according to plan I would have myself a summer fling.

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We were watching the Notebook and Sam crying into my shoulder was the most action I've gotten all night and I've tried everything. I'm in the shortest shorts I own and a tank top that I must say makes my boobs look gorgeous. I've hinted, I've flirted, I've practically thrown myself at him! And what have I gotten? He told me to put on sweater, I looked cold. So what if I'm not super model gorgeous? I'm pretty and willing! Is this boy broken?!?!

"Oh my god! No! Don't leave her Noah! No!." he sobbed into my shoulder, hugging me tightly. This position would've been quite nice… except for perhaps the tears. Did I mention Sam wasn't a pretty crier either? I mean for such a good looking guy him crying just kinda kills it for you.

In the end we ended up falling asleep over a bowl of popcorn.

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I woke up to a note, "Sorry, had work this morning. Had fun though - Sam ^_^"

I stared at the offending piece of paper with disbelief. What a total kill of self-esteem, I mean when a willing girl is playing footsies with you, you don't tell her that her feet are cold and she should go put on socks! I moped my way down to the kitchen and began preparing waffles, I needed a chocolaty pick me up.

Just then James and Sirius practically crawled through the door, at least I wasn't alone in my misery.

"Rough night?" I yelled, feeling sadistic pleasure at their pitiful cringing.

"You know Lily your not that nice of flower…" muttered James, clutching his head.

"Merlin I hate the bloody sun. Too bright. What I wouldn't do for some good ol' English rain." Sirius grumbled curling up in a ball on the floor.

Looking at them I couldn't help but feel a bit of pity for them. Guess my pancakes will have to wait. "Cheer up emo kid! I'll give you some hang over potion, much more effective than advil."

Sirius's mood swing came instantly, "Really Lils! For me?" he smiled broadly, gray eyes sparkling with gratitude.

"Yep!" I smiled and accioed it from my room, since my last very unfortunate encounter with alcohol I learned to always be very prepared in all occasions. Handing it to Sirius he lunged for it, toppling me over.

"Aweee bloody hell my head. Lilllyyyyy, give it to me quick!" he whined, giving me his signature puppy pout. Course I gave in, that boy's look is ADORABLE, not even James can top it and we all know that boy is a beast when it comes to looks.

I mean NO! Well yes, but no! I can't admit that. His good looks shall stay secret within my head! Mwahaha! Oh Merlin… I'm going crazy. I blame James.

After distributing the drugs, cause you know, I'm such a dealer I went back to making my waffles. The boys, knowing not to disturb me when I cook unless you want disastrous effects, waited until I started digging for things to put on top my soon to be delicious waffles to question me.

"So how was your sleep over?" Sirius asked with his most convincing valley girl accent, once again back to his annoying self.

I rolled my eyes, digging in the freezer… where in the world did the chocolate ice cream go? "Ugh don't remind me. I tried everything. But the boy wouldn't take the bait!"

James blinked, "Wait. You tried seducing Sam?"

I scowled maybe I shouldn't have said anything, especially to James.

The two boys looked at my guilty face and back at each other, bursting into laughter.

Umm… can I be let in on the joke?

"You guys…"

They just kept laughing and laughing.

"Stop laughing already!" I yelled causing them to momentarily stop and stare, not that it lasted long. "You tried… pffffttt AHAHAHAAHAH" and they went at it again. Sirius on the floor clutching his stomach, James slapping his fist again the table. I felt the heat rising in my face, anger starting to course through me. I did not appreciate being laughed at, especially when I had no bloody clue to what was oh so funny. Knowing that by now my face was at red as my hair making me look much angrier and scarier I questioned them, "What the bloody hell is do fucking funny?"

The instantly sobered up, feeling the waves of animosity rolling off me.

"Lily…" James started gently.

"Sam's a flamer!" Sirius burst out laughing once more, having become immune to my death glare of doom.

"What do you mean…?"

"A fairie, a fruit, a queer!"

"Err…"

James sighed, "Lily. Sam is gay."

Oh Merlin. The world went black.

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I woke up to 4 faces looking over me: Same, James Sirius, and Blake, all staring at me with concern.

"Sam -" I whispered hoarsely before James quickly pressed a water bottle to my lips.

"Yeah babe?"

"You're gay?"

"Yeah… You didn't know?" he asked confused.

I shook my head as realization dawned on him.

All four burst out laughing. I'm never going to live this down.

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ALRIGHT! That was the end of nine… my chapters have been short recently but I think they'll be getting longer soon hopefully, it just cause I had to split up the chapters.

But yes, I'm on a roll I must say! 2nd chapter 2nd or 3rd day! Yeah idk which it is, during summer my sense of time is totally shot lol but thanks for like the 2 reviews I've gotten so far? Pathetic guys, cmon make me feel loved! And I kinda feel like my writing has gotten better… atleast on quizilla it has, yeah I have a diff story up there but I just feel like over all my writing has improved, but idk we'll see I guess anyway love from LolaBabe! ^_^