PROLOGUE

Long ago, there was a tower. In the tower, there was a lady. That lady was stuck… She was a damsel in distress (I think) waiting for her knight in shining armour, for a really, really long time. One night, a knight, a valiant and bold knight, chanced upon the cursed tower. The knight slayed the door (???) and entered, climbed up 1001 floors and reached the top panting and heaving, due to the heavy armour and his sack. He bolted the door in which the damsel lay, but it would not budge. So he simply unlocked it as if it was a normal wooden door, and it opened, much to his exasperation.

"Fair maiden!! I have fought the mighty door and run up a million stairs to save thou. Now, come, let us go from here," the knight called.

"That's it?? You're supposed to kiss me!!" She called annoyingly.

"Dude, I'm a girl too you know" Saying that, the knight removed her headpiece and revealed her identity.

"You're-!! ack, Jiraiya's mom…"

"And you're Orochimaru's mom, am I complaining?? Geez.."

"This is awkward…" a voice from the sack called out. "Onee-chan~ Can I come out now?"

Orochimaru's mom stared hard as a five year old kid tumbled out of the sack. "What's that..?"

"Don't be so mean, Orochimom! (Name of mother) This is my husband," the knight said.

"Yeah, she's my err… wife.. whatever. Onee-chan! I'm hungry"

"Well the prophecy states that whoever rescues the damsel must kiss her and get married and live happily ever after!!"

"Shut up Orochimom! What is this, Repunzel?? I am NOT kissing you, or any that follows, geez.. To think I was going to save you.." Faces the kid.

"I don't care little bro, you save her. I'm outta here," Jiraiya's mom jumps out window, realises that she can't fly so uses her hair as a parachute to safely land away from the moat of piranhas.

"Onee-chan!! You're so evil. You left me here!! Worst of all, you forgot your old hag!!" Orochimom stared hard at the kid.

"You wanna live kid?? Geez, I'm outta here," jumps out window. "Wait for me Jiraimom!!(you can guess)"

Orochimom and Jiraimom ran towards the sunset, never looking back.

"Onee-chan!!! I have no hair…"

The Prophecy of The Accursed Tower which is accursed

A young maiden, trapped in a tower's highest floor, will be rescued by a valiant knight who shall slay the wooden door, climb 1001floors, try to open the wooden door at the top in very interesting ways just to find out it can be opened by the handle and a simple push. The knight will then accidentally close the door which can only opened from the outside.

Ah, but it gets better. The damsel will get pissed off at the knight so will start cursing and will jump out the window. As to not die, she will use her hair as a parachute to land safely away from the piranhas. As her hair is yanked hard by the force, it will drop into the moat. The piranhas will eat the hair and will grow bigger and bigger. A new species of piranhas is found! Though they prefer blondes, … Ahem, back to the prophecy.

The damsel, while falling, will scream, "I should have done this years ago!!" and then laugh maniacally, running towards the sunset screaming "I'm free!!" never looking back but dying five minutes later of a heart-attack. Alas, the poor knight, is trapped in the tower, waiting for history to repeat itself.

A few years… A hundred years… Forget it!! A certain number of years later…

"Team 7!! Your mission is to rescue a damsel in distress trapped in the accursed tower's highest floor…" Tsunade

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