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LOL, i know, its really early to start a christmas story! its not even thanksgiving yet! But still. if i want this story to be christmassy, then ill have 2 start it now. i think ill end it AROUND christmas. lol. it was just an idea! this story might not even make sense to you, but im in SUCH A CHRISTMAS MOOD THIS YEAR! U have no idea. i keep listening to christmas songs (this is one of them) over and over! i wasnt like this last year!

So, yeah, early christmas story! haha. but its exciting, huh. lol. this story MAY suck, but i REALLY need a christmas story. im really really really in the mood.. lol

All I Want For Christmas Is You

It's Christmas!

Shows Malibu covered in Christmas lights

Where people all the way across the country fly to visit their family

Shows Miley hugging her friends

"I'll miss you guys!"

"Same here, Miles." Alex smiles.

"You have fun over in Colorado, okay?" Lilly giggles.

"Make sure Maddie takes care of you!" Mitchie jokes.

But stuck on a plane is NOT how you'd like to spend it!

Shows Miley banging on a window to let her out, but it's all white from the snow

Especially with a self-centered, conceited jerk

Shows Miley arguing with a boy

"What the hell is the matter with you?"

He smirks. "Hello to you, too. I'm Shane Gray."

"Great. I'm Miley."

"Aw, on a plane with a pretty girl and no mistletoe? What a bummer."

"Shut up! I'm not in the mood to be making out with a random boy I'm going to be stuck on a plane with!"

"A random hot boy! And anyway, when will you be in the mood?"

Can two people that completely hate each other learn to cope?

Shows Miley standing on Shane, who was on his knees

"Just open the freakin' thing!" Shane moans.

"I'm trying! Not like you can do any better!" Miley retorts.

"Ugh! How much do you weigh?!"

She scoffs and he moves, making her fall on top of him with their faces almost touching.

And most of all, get into the Christmas spirit?

Shows Miley and Shane standing near each other, faces almost touching

"Please, just pretend there's a mistletoe over us…" Shane whispers.

Miley smiles. "Gladly."

Will they get the best Christmas of their lives?

Shows Shane chasing Miley around the plane, both of them laughing freely when Shane falls onto her, both of them smiling

Or will this turn into a Christmas disaster?

Shows both of them walking out of the plane, into an airport filled with paparazzi

A girl runs into Shane's arms screaming, "Shaney!"

"Miles, I want you to meet my girlfriend!"

Starring…

Miley Cyrus as Miley Stewart

Shows Miley trying to open the emergency door

"Just a liiiittle higher! Just a little more! Almost there! Aaaand- AH!"

And Joe Jonas as Shane Gray

Shows Shane holding out a gift box for Miley

"Aw, Babe, you didn't have to get me anything!"

"But I wanted to! Open it."

Miley opens box and a sheet of paper flies out with lyrics on it.

"I can sing it, if you want. It's called Girl Of My Dreams."

Including…

Selena Gomez

Demi Lovato

Emily Osment

Ashley Tisdale

Kevin Jonas

Nick Jonas

Jason Earls

Billy Ray Cyrus

And Meaghan Jette Martin

All in…

All I Want For Christmas Is You

Screen fades black along with music and only Shane's voice is audible

"Merry Christmas, Baby…"

u like it? hate it? think i culd do WAY better? (lol im scared of asking that last question..) anyway, if u havent realized, this is OBVIOUSLY SHILEY!! no duh. It's kind of a HMxCampRockxWOWPxSuite Life of Zack and Cody crossover.. lol. theyr barely in it though. I mean, seriously, its mostly just Miley and Shane. haha.