A/N:This story was inspired by my funny friend whom I had to pick up last weekend after calling me heavily intoxicated. Anyway, we had this really long discussion on the development of the Huddy relationship (yes, we're that lame), then she looks at me and goes "Pen, I'm Cuddy, ooh House! We should fuck, because we're sooo in love." Then that song "Everyday" by Dave Matthews Band came on the radio and she said, "I wanna have his babies." I kid you not, I nearly wrecked my car, I was laughing so hard. Mind you, it was so much funnier because she was slurring everything she said but since I'd probably write that badly, I'll write it straight.


Lisa Cuddy was stumbling aroung the off campus apartment of a senior that she didn't know, drunk. The lacrosse star three grades ahead of her was watching her with interest before telling the current girl on his lap to get the hell up.

"You need a ride." Greg said, trapping Lisa between he and the wall.

"I'm fine." Lisa said, trying to push him away. Unfortunately, he was much too strong for her petite figure.

"Come on." He said, offering her his hand. Sighing, she grabbed hold of his rough hand and followed him out to his car.

After turning the key into the ignition, Lisa was startled by the sound of The Rolling Stones coming out of the speakers.

"I wanna have his babies." Lisa said, pointing to his radio.

"Me too." Greg said, nodding along.


A/N: I realize that was completely random, but maybe some people appreciated it like I did. Pretty short, but...fuck it, just review. :]