SAND AND INK

(Okay I know that I'm supposed to be working on Black Rose Memories but Sai has me in a headlock and since my nickname in my group at school is Gaara, and the fact that I'm obssessed with Sai I decided to write a short YAOI for those of who don't like turn back now)

I DON'T OWN NARUTO IF I DID I WOULD HAVE ITACHI, SAI, GAARA, AND SASORI BE MY SEX SLAVES!!!!!

Sai: WHAT ? I THOUGHT THAT I WAS UR NUMBER ONE HOTTIE BUT NO U HAVE ITACHI IN FRONT OF ME?V

Me: oops um I love u sai kun!!!! Do u want some duo time in the closet?

Sai: HELL YEAH!!!! THAT WAY I CAN MAKE U FORGET ABOUT THOSE OTHER GUYS.

Me: forget the other guys last time u tried to do that I couldn't walk for a week!

Sai: THAT'S THE POINT IF U CAN'T WALK U CAN'T GO HANG OUT WITH THEM

Me: not my fault itachi is dating naruto, and sasori is dating deidara.

Sai:WHAT ABOUT GAARA?

Me: gaara is dating sai u baka

Sai: OH YEAH UR GAARA U ARE A VERY SMEXY GAARA

Me: ok closet time!!!!

Ok this time I swear the story is starting here is the very first gaara sai yaoi

The wind blew harshly across the desert. A lonely figure watched as the sunset in the west. His red hair swayed in the wind, his bangs revealing and hiding a red kanji tatto on his brow. His eyes were cold and unfeeling, an emotion sparked in his eyes, quickly dying as it was never there. Loneliness. Even though he is Kazekage he is all alone. When he came back to the sand village after the kidnaping from Deidara. They were happy and glad to see him never giving him a moment of peace but he was still lonely. He was also extremely annoyed with those fan girls never leaving him alone!

" Kazekage-sama!"

Kankuro ran in his face red making the purple markings stand out less than they normally do.

"A message from the leaf village! It's urgent!"

"Kankuro? Do they need minor assistance again? That Tsunade-sama needs to learn how to relax we have plenty of anidote from Sasori's poison."

"No, Kazekage-sama its about Naruto!"

"Give it here Kankuro."

Gaara turned away from the sunset and reached out his hand for the scroll. Opening it up he quickly scanned the contents, his eyes slightly widening as he took in all the information.

" I see, Kankuro get Temari you're the only ones I trust after I debrief you on what's going on and what our mission is we leave got it?"

"Hai, Kazekage-sama."

Kankuro quickly leaves the room running for his sister.

" Naruto what has happened this time?"

Gaara turned back to look at the dark sky as the clouds boil in from the north.

Temari and kankuro returned both panting as the kneeled before Gaara.

"Stand up you two on this mission we're equals. Naruto is in trouble seems on their way to get Sasuke back he was captured by Orochimaru. Tsunade has sent an Anbu in to infiltrate Orochimaru's hideout but she hasn't heard from him. Sakura has been poisoned and is back in Konoha. She will be unable to help us. Our first priority is to quickly go to the Leaf village and to get the hideout's location from Sakura-chan. Then we will carry on until we reach there this is a S-ranked mission and is not to be discussed am i clear?"

"Yes Kazekage-sama." They chime.

"Let's head out."

They leap out of the window and hurry away into the night. Kankuro fought back a snicker as he remembers the note he slapped on Gaara's door. "Gone Ninja-ing"

It took three days for them to reach the Leaf-village not even stopping to rest or even think about it Gaara walks into Sakura's hospital room.

"Give me the coordinates Sakura."

"Its in the North. Go fifty clicks east from the Heaven and Earth bridge then head South for 140 clicks and then head East into the desert plain there are three rocks his hideout is a maze of tunnels beneath the ground."

"Arigato Gozaimasu, Sakura-chan"

Gaara took off his limbs screaming at him from the lack of rest.

"Did u get the coordinates? "

"Hai Kankuro i got them hopefully we won't be too late."

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At OROCHIMARU'S LAIR MUH WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Sasuke-kuuuuuuuuuuuuuun?"

"What do u want Orochimaru?"

"Do u want to cuddle????!!!!!"

(A/N: Oh yes I did)

"Go away."

"Oh come on u like to play snake wakey!!!!"

"Not tonight I'm tired."

"Ur no fun Saskue!"

"Hn."

"OH KABUTOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

"Hai Orochimaru-sama?"

"U want to play snake don't u?"

"Hai Orochimaru-sama"

"How's our newest test subjects by the way?"

"Naruto Uzamaki and the Anbu who's name is Sai are not cooperating."

" Make them."

"Hai."

" I need a new body and Saskue wants him to be more attractive. Even though he didn't say bit out loud I know that's what he wants."

"Hai Orochimaru-sama."

"Sas- Oh how sad he left."

"Oh Kabuto before u leave have one of your clones check the perimeter of the base."

"Hai Orochimaru-sama."

(A/N: Oh yes i hate orochimaru and decided that he should be gayer than gay and i also don't like SASUKE BECAUSE HE'S EMO there i said it.)

"Gaara?"

"Hai Temari?"

"Someone just emerged from the underneath the rocks."

"I see that Temari, hn......It's Kabuto....most likely a clone if we destroy it he will be alerted to our presence. we must sneak in without him knowing."

"Hai, Kankuro let's go."

The three ninja's sneak past Kabuto's clone after some very tense moments and managed to make it inside the hideout.

"Kuso, I didn't know it was this big."

"Focuse on Naruto's Chakra but make sure not to let yours flail about Kankuro Orochimaru might just decide to make you dance to Michael Jackson's thriller again."

"Temari, Kankuro shut up!"

"Kuso someones coming!!!!"

"CAMOFLOUGE JUTSU!"

Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara slid up against the wall as another one of Kabuto's clones walk down the hall way.

"We must make our way quickly and quietly to where Naruto is. I can barely sense his Chakra but it is there. We must be quick about this and no goofing off Kankuro!"

"Hai!"