Disclaimer: I, SuperNerdMDizzle, own nothing in this story. NOTHING. Well, except for the idea of this story in particualr, but DEFINITELY not Ouran High School Host Club. Ouran rights go to the almighty Bisco Hatori. Thanks for reading.

"HARUHIIIIIII!!!!!!!!"

"Waugh?!" Haruhi yelled in surprise as Tamaki bowled her over with one of his "glomps". "W-what is it, Tamaki-sempai?!?!"

"Mommy's being meeeeeean!" He said and burst out in tears. Oh, great. Haruhi thought to herself. It's another one of THOSE days. "Um…please excuse me, ladies, but it would seem that I have to go take care of something…"

Her customers, unaware of the fact that Haruhi was a girl herself, blushed at how considerate Haruhi was. "O-oh, it's not a problem, Haruhi-kun!"

"Yes! N-not a problem at all!" The other girls agreed.

Haruhi winced at the ending all the students (other than the Host Club, of course) at the end of her name----kun. She wasn't exactly sure why, but lately, the fact that everyone thought she was a guy sort of…bugged her. And she had begun seeing Tamaki in a new way…that didn't bug her so much as it confused her.

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As Tamaki led Haruhi to where Kyouya and the other hosts were, she wondered what the problem could be. Kyouya noticed them coming over and looked up from his mysterious clipboard.

"Oh, Tamaki," he said, slightly amused. "You went so far as to bring Haruhi into this?"

"Uh, would anyone mind telling me what's going on?!" said Haruhi, getting irritated. She didn't like to be kept in the dark.

"Tono wanted to do medieval style cosplay the next time our club meets," explained the twins.

"And Kyo-chan doesn't think it's a good idea!" Hunny added.

"Mm." Mori obviously agreed with what Hunny was saying.

"You mean that idiot dragged me away from my customers for this?! I have a debt to repay, y'know!" She whirled over to glare at Tamaki. "Tamaki-sempai, do you really think waddling around in suits of armor would be fun at all?!"

"B-but, Haruhi…." Tamaki started. "Only I was going to be in a suit of armor…I was going to have you dressed as a princess, and everyone else could have been in a giant dragon costume… It was gonna be like…like…"

And with that, the Tamaki Mind Theatre popped up above his head.

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"Help, help! Somebody save me!" a princess who was obviously Haruhi was shouting desperately as she was stuck in the clutches of a giant green dragon.

"No need to fear, Princess! For I, Tamaki the brave and handsome and wonderful and kind and loving knight, shall save you!" Tamaki ran into the scene with a suit of white and gold armor. He drew a particularly shiny and long sword from what seemed to be nowhere, and stabbed the dragon through the chest. Princess Haruhi ran to him and hugged him, saying, "Ooooh, thank you, Tamaki the ever brave and ever handsome and ever wonderful and ever kind and ever wonderful knight! How could I EVER repay you?"

Tamaki the knight responded with, "No need to thank me: a simple kiss would do quite nicely…"

Princess Haruhi closed her eyes and leaned towards Tamaki's face with puckered lips, and he did the same to her, and---

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"HYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" A broom swung above Tamaki's head, making his "Tamaki Mind Theatre" thought bubble go away. He found himself face to face with a scary looking "Princess" Haruhi, complete with wooden broom. "DON'T have weird fantasies about me EVER AGAIN!!!!!"

"But Haru-chan, but Haru-chan!" Hunny leaped to her, bent on saving Tamaki from her wrath. "He can't help it! He's just like that, you know? Tama-chan's a spazmazoid-pervert-fantasizer!" He threw in a downcast look, peering up at Haruhi from long eyelashes. "Please don't be mad at him, Haru-chan…"

Haruhi was a sucker for Hunny's "sad little boy" routine. "Alright, Hunny-sempai…I won't get mad at him." She smiled. "For you, okay?"

Hunny's face lit up. "YAAAAAY!" he grabbed Haruhi and Mori by the hands and dragged them over to a table piled with cake. "Let's go have some cake! I WANT STRAWBERRY!!!"

"I'm a---?!?!" The "spazmazoid-pervert-fantasizer" comment that was meant to save Tamaki finally sunk into his head. He went into his Corner of Woe and grew mushrooms for what might've been the thousandth time.

"Relax, Tono!" said the twins in unison (as usual). "If you want to see Haruhi in a dress that badly, then we have the perfect solution!"

Tamaki perked up immediately, not noticing the devilish grins on Hikaru and Kaoru's faces.

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