Haha, this idea just came to me when I watched the "Suite Life of Zack and Cody." Another humor-attempt fanfic…I really want to do a good angst story in the future!!

Well I'm one chapter away from finishing "Kai is my Daddy and there's gonna be trouble" story, so I might as well start this one!

Please enjoy!

Quick notes:

Makoto is the real son of Takao and Gou(also known to be spelled as: Go, Goh, and Go with a carrot above the o) is the real son of Kai.

I don't support the existence of Rin/Lin/Ling so don't be expecting her in the story!!


"Mr. Hiwatari, there's a call for you!"

"Alight, coming!" Kai replied as he walked while looking over some files.

"Mr. Hiwatari! The meeting's changed to 3:30!"

"Which meeting?"

"Financial and-"

"Okay got it!"

"Kai!"

"Who just called me by-" Kai almost blew up to the person that called him by his first name but he calmed down when he saw it the only person he'd give and exception to, "Oh…what is it, Yuri?" Kai kept walking and reading with his friend next to him and took the call for Kai, on hold.

"I'm a bit concerned that you're doing all this. You really need an assistant to help you."

"I would ask you but you work in Russia," Kai replied and finally took the call.

"I know, but look at you! I'm surprised you can get dressed in a suit everyday! You always have something in your arms and already talking to someone about something! I know you're a hard worker but-"

"What?!" Kai exclaimed and stopped where he was.

"What? Did someone die?!" Yuri asked almost panicking. It's not easy to rouse up the calm and collected Kai Hiwatari even in the stress of work. Kai only shook his head and talked into the phone; but with that face Kai had on, Yuri was worried that someone just might die…

"Alright, I'll take care of it. Where are-"

"WHOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!" Yuri's head snapped around but he missed where those shouts from. Instead, papers were lying everywhere and people looked scared.

Kai sighed,

"Never mind, I found them…" and Kai hung up, turning around to see the mess. This time, both saw a table cart zoom by, causing more papers to fly and more people dodging out of the way.

"Hey Otosan!" the two little boys riding it yelled as they passed by.

"…what was that?" Yuri asked.

"Don't ask…" Kai growled and walked up to the path that the cart took. Yuri heard a second cart come by with a playful shout and right as that cart came by, Kai reached out and yanked the person riding it, off.

"You're dead!" Kai shouted and Yuri only shook his head.

"I should've known…" Yuri crossed his arms, "You are extremely irresponsible, Kinomiya!"

Takao only smiled,

"Hi Yuri. Hey Kai," he greeted without much care at Kai's anger, "Missed you!"

"What the hell do you think you're doing?!" Kai shouted, releasing Takao. The first cart came by again and it slowed to a stop.

"Oh there you are, Tou-Chan!" one of the boys said who had Takao's face and old cap on his head, and Kai's crimson eyes, "Hi again, Otosan!"

The second boy, who looked a lot more like Kai, but with Takao's chocolate brown eyes and only one triangle painted on his face on each side, looked scared and got off the cart the second he saw Kai.

"I disagreed to this I swear! I was outnumbered!" he raised his hands up in defense and the first boy glared at his brother.

"Gou-Nii you liar! You were the one dancing around the house going 'we're gonna go-"

"Shut up, Makoto!"

Yuri looked at the family and sighed,

"Now I know where your kids got their energetic personality and having a magnet attraction for trouble comes from!"

"I know…" Kai said, and shook his head and then glared at Takao.


After the little destruction they caused at Kai's building, Kai sent them home and yell at them later.

"Okay, since we're all going to be dead the moment your father gets home, let's go enjoy what little time we have, okay?" Takao suggested.

"Yeah!" Makoto agreed and cheered. Gou only looked worried,

"I don't want to be more dead than I already am…"

Takao puts his hands on his knees and bent down to look at Gou,

"Gou, you cannot be more dead than dead. Am I right?" Takao pointed out.

"Actually, yes you can. My punishment may be less severe than Makoto's if I just stay back and do nothing," said Gou, almost as an adult would say it.

"Look at it this way then: Since it was my idea, I'd be more dead than both of you."

"…Good enough for me!" said Gou with a shrug.

"Oh! Let's go make some popcorn and try to throw them into each other's mouths!" Makoto suggested and Takao liked the idea.

1:00 a.m.:

Kai opened the door to his mansion and the first thing he heard was a high pitched scream and Kai jumped. In the next 5 seconds, he heard a second and third scream and finally, Kai found the light switch, turning it on. His eyes were about to pop out of his eyes when he saw the mess that was made! Furniture moved, some of them broken, food all over the place, even some clothing was lying around and he wasn't sure why some of them were his! Then Kai noticed the T.V. which a scary movie is playing and realized the screaming was from Takao, Gou, and Makoto.

"Er…hey Kai!" Takao greeted trying to calm him down. Kai was not calmed down at all.

"TAKAO KINOMIYAAAA!"

10 minutes later:

"Why is there food lying around anyway?!" Kai nearly demanded as he and Takao stared cleaning the place after they sent Gou and Makoto to bed.

"You don't like food lying around?" Takao asked,

"No! It's gross and not healthy for us!"

"Ooh…you don't want to see the kitchen then…" said Takao worried and Kai groaned. He stopped what he was doing and went up to Takao who stopped as well.

"Look, while it's nice that you drop by every now and then to hang out with the kids but I'm getting sick and tired of you trashing the place and I end up cleaning up after you!" Kai scolded pointed his finger at Takao.

"Aren't I cleaning now?"

"That's because this time, you fell asleep during the movie and thus did not leave before I came back!"

"…Well, uh, sorry? Come now, Kai. It's okay to just sit back and be guys every once in a while right?"

"Takao you were in my office building! It's not a playground you dope! If we start losing money because of some misplaced papers, I'm billing you so hard that you might as well be my slave!" Kai threatened. Takao raised a finger to speak but then lets his hand drop,

"Do you mean that in a literal or sexual term?" Takao asked, half-teasing. Kai's eyes widened a bit more giving Takao a deathlier glare if possible.

"Whoa! Joking! Joking! Don't give me that look!"

"Ugh! I don't know what to do with you! You're irresponsible, immature, and I'm getting sick and tired of this happening every time you come over! You're a terrible influence on our sons!"

"Well Gou's turning out alright…" Takao muttered.

"Yeah! But Makoto's turning out a lot like you! And I'm not letting that happen!" Kai shouted.

"Oh come on, Kai. It's not so bad-"

"You're missing the point!"

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Makoto was taking a peak out of his room and while he can't see, he could hear the two fighting.

"Makoto, close the door, I want to sleep…" said Gou on the left side of the room.

"…"

"Makoto?" Gou sat up from his bed when he heard no reply and he wanted to yelp when he saw that Makoto left the room. He suddenly heard the door slam downstairs and he was worried what just happened.

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Kai sighed in frustration and he groaned when he saw Makoto coming down the stairs.

"Makoto-" Kai was immediately cut off by Makoto.

"Why are you always so mean to Daddy?!" Makoto exclaimed when he reached the bottom of the stairs.

"I'm not being mean, just strict. Speaking of which, why are not in bed?"

"How can I sleep if I all I could hear was you yelling at Daddy?! What's wrong with a little fun?"

"Makoto, not everything is fun and games. Especially when it comes to parenting!" said Kai kneeling down to Makoto's height. Makoto is in his first year of Junior High School and Makoto is one of the shortest boys in the school. But Gou isn't fairing much better with only a couple of inches above Makoto despite being a year older than Makoto.

"Well the way you do it, it's no wonder!" Makoto shouted.

"Oh no he didn't…" Gou came out to see what was going on and he hears Makoto having his own fight with Kai.

"Makoto, you talk to me that way again and you're grounded for half a year!"

"Fine! I'd rather stay in my room and never look at you again! I hate you!" Makoto shouted and he ran back to his room in tears. Kai didn't both to watch Makoto go, he only heard the door slam shut. He sighed and puts his hands on a moved table and lowers his head. This was possibly the worst day he's had in a while.


Please R and R!

Quick notes:

-Those that have read my past stories know I have a bad habit of making long chapters so lately I've been trying to shorten chapters so that it's quick and to the point without dragging on and on.

-Otosan-polite way to say 'father'

-Tou-Chan-cuter way of saying 'father' so it's like 'dad'

-Gou-Nii: it's basically "Big Brother Gou"

-Yuri is Tala. No, it wasn't a typo when I said he worked in Russia. He's on a business trip and thus is why he's in Japan talking to Kai.

-Well if they divorced I assume that Takao's last name would be changed back to 'Kinomiya.'